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[deleted]

169 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

169 points

5 months ago

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Specific_Tap7296

70 points

5 months ago

Full Metal Jacket vibes about him

Monsi_ggnore

31 points

5 months ago

Because that’s the scene from the movie?

MourningOfOurLives

36 points

5 months ago

Woooosh?

Sewingmink160

11 points

5 months ago

Woosh?/r

badgerbadgebadger

2 points

5 months ago

Is there confirmation on that possible whooosh? Did we all get woooshed? I feel so woooshed right now.

fermat9997

5 points

5 months ago

Just before he shot Gny. Sgt. Hartman

flyguydip

3 points

5 months ago

He had it coming. Trust me.

D347H7H3K1Dx

1 points

5 months ago

Would this be r/beetlejuicing ??

DeadwoodNative

2 points

5 months ago

that was 1 ‘major malfunction’!

fermat9997

3 points

5 months ago

That movie really stays with us! So powerful!

fermat9997

2 points

5 months ago

Hartman had no idea that he had destroyed Gomer's mind.

Maximum_Intention_52

1 points

5 months ago

Whoosh

Just4FunAvenger

1 points

5 months ago

Just before he loses his shit. And, shoots the sergeant.

He felt beautiful, inside.

bunkie18

2 points

5 months ago

Totally came here to say that!

StarlightDining

2 points

5 months ago

Yeah?

natsumess

2 points

5 months ago

nahh fr

eskimosound

1 points

5 months ago

Yeah Craig's in a padded cell because he killed his Mother....she called him beautiful too....

Zer0_Co0l

1 points

5 months ago

But he likes jelly donuts

flyguydip

1 points

5 months ago

Yes I do.

WarEagle107

55 points

5 months ago

"This is my rifle! There are many like it but this one is mine!"

[deleted]

7 points

5 months ago

“My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.”

Miata_GT

7 points

5 months ago

This is my rifle, and this is my gun! One is for fighting, and one is for fun!

Kindly-Basket3246

39 points

5 months ago

The bottom right looks like he is the sort of person to blackmail you and then demands your toes as payment instead of money.

YouOtterKnow1[S]

42 points

5 months ago

I think he looks like he wants to kill his drill sergeant then shoot himself in the head, but that's just me.

PravusTheRed

11 points

5 months ago

You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet! You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

[deleted]

3 points

5 months ago

He’s a major malfunctioning numb nuts

Inarius101

1 points

5 months ago

This sounds.... familiar...

YouOtterKnow1[S]

11 points

5 months ago

Nah, I just made that up.. I think it might make a good movie ending tho

Inarius101

2 points

5 months ago

Real talk: My aunt was in the army and knew a guy who died by getting hit by a mortar shell while in the latrine. My respect for the dead, respect for the military, and my fucked sense of humor fight over it every time I think about it...

Kindly-Basket3246

2 points

5 months ago

There is nothing wrong with a little bit of humor. During the hardest times people made some of the best jokes out there. Especially during wars, that's when people are in need of laughter and love. I am sure that your humor isn't messed up.

PoopyLooper

1 points

5 months ago

He looks like the kind of guy that turns the fbi against daredevil

OldMastodon5363

2 points

5 months ago

Looks like a guy that would get possessed by an alien and then would cross paths with the Men in Black.

LordTengil

3 points

5 months ago

Holy shit, he is Edgar?

OldMastodon5363

1 points

5 months ago

He is!

LordTengil

2 points

5 months ago

Well, things certainly went downhill after he shot himself in the head.

PoopyLooper

2 points

5 months ago

He also looks like he’d work at Jurassic World.

badgerbadgebadger

1 points

5 months ago

He looks like a guy about to have a major malfunction.

xingke06

1 points

5 months ago

That’s why you get your toes snipped

Succondeesphagit

15 points

5 months ago

Hiiiiii joker

GiantSizeManThing

2 points

5 months ago

I am ... in a world ... of shit!

Not_on_a_log

11 points

5 months ago

Should’ve given him a jelly donut

Alwayssome1

3 points

5 months ago

With extra jelly…

OldMastodon5363

3 points

5 months ago

And extra donut

ispeektroof

3 points

5 months ago

YOU EAT IT! THEY PAY FOR IT!

chewing_chewbacca69

7 points

5 months ago

That was mindblowing

YouOtterKnow1[S]

3 points

5 months ago

🤓

NiagaraThistle

7 points

5 months ago

Anyone else here old enough to remember old school Sesame Street and the "Three of these things are Kinda the same" game / song?

"Five of these kids belong together,

Five these kids are kinda the same,

But one of these kids is doing his own thing,

Can you guess which one is doing his own thing?

Now it's time to play our game.

It's time to play our game."

PravusTheRed

8 points

5 months ago

We are all. In. A. World. Of. Shit.

Alwayssome1

3 points

5 months ago

Who knew a random line would become so relevant

[deleted]

7 points

5 months ago

This is just beautiful.

SandMan3914

4 points

5 months ago

Lawrence?

Lawrence, what, of Arabia?

Sirenhead_2

7 points

5 months ago

Seven six two millimeter clack full. metal. jacket…

ThadTheImpalzord

5 points

5 months ago

Rumor has it, one of them has jelly donut in their footlocker

_BRZRKR

6 points

5 months ago

Ok I know the pics are from Full Metal Jacket But he was creepy in The Cell

tOaDeR2005

2 points

5 months ago

Wish that movie was streaming somewhere

Different_Acadia_695

3 points

5 months ago

It's Kane 🔥

NoSauteePlz

3 points

5 months ago

So ugly people are still ugly and attractive people are more attractive.

bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry

3 points

5 months ago

Pile looks great

MrMasterMize

3 points

5 months ago

Only steers and qu….

Weak-Meaning1947

3 points

5 months ago

Full metal smile….

stoopid_dubz

3 points

5 months ago

What ya doing with that gun, Leonard?

paul_tu

3 points

5 months ago

Show me your warface

Narrow_Can1984

2 points

5 months ago

Marry middle left and bottom right and you get bottom-bottom

WindowsXP_5797

2 points

5 months ago

That makes no fucking sense

Sewingmink160

2 points

5 months ago

Bottom right dood...

happydemon

2 points

5 months ago

Some of these could be adapted into great D&D/AD&D old school character portraits.

Ok_Elk_4333

2 points

5 months ago

Bottom right is like:

Finally somebody confirmed what I had been suspecting all along

noeljrG

2 points

5 months ago

Must have been a dental photographer.

Alwayssome1

2 points

5 months ago

Or a drill sergeant

handyteacup

2 points

5 months ago

Every time I see this I’m more convinced it’s fake or people are more trusting than me. My face would immediately be pure suspicion and anger that they would mock me lol

dwhiffing

3 points

5 months ago

You've never smiled after receiving a compliment? Or seen someone smile after a compliment?

I sure hope you get a compliment that you take to heart one of these days stranger ❤️

handyteacup

2 points

5 months ago

Well I smiled reading this

Thanks stranger

PaleontologistOk7188

2 points

5 months ago

Ah you had me in the first part untill the last

Shin0bida

2 points

5 months ago

Bottem right goes from zero to death row real quick

blablablablub12345

2 points

5 months ago

Top right already knows he's good looking

Low-Economist6751

2 points

5 months ago

Buttom right is like a serial killer🗿

No_Presentation_1216

2 points

5 months ago

They are all clearly very baked.

RitchieSacramento88

2 points

5 months ago

Is that you John Wayne?

Robincapitalists

2 points

5 months ago

Bottom right.

*Evil intensifies*

Wonderful-World1964

2 points

5 months ago

Amazing and scary - that last one. Just sayin'.

ConstructionNo4340

2 points

5 months ago

Aa, that's not nice. That kid looks like he has special needs. It's not something you want to make fun of.

Faceplow

2 points

5 months ago

That's gomer pile in full metal jacket

ContributionDry2252

2 points

5 months ago

Just in case anyone is interested, here is the original: https://www.boredpanda.com/people-told-you-are-beautiful-video-shea-glover/

keith_kool

2 points

5 months ago

Bullshit! I bet you can suck a golfbal through a garden hose

HikariRikue

2 points

5 months ago

After calling all the guys beautiful they transformed into femboys and started another femboy hooters.

LuciferBright

2 points

5 months ago

pvt got about 3 seconds to wipe that smile off his face

sassysixinches

2 points

5 months ago

"i am. in a world. of shit"

BlastWaveTech

2 points

5 months ago

Hiiiiiiiiiiii Joker

unresolved_m

2 points

5 months ago

That last guy was like "What did you just call me?"

[deleted]

-1 points

5 months ago

[deleted]

SharkticonSupreme99

1 points

5 months ago

Maybe u didn't mean it to sound terrible but it did

[deleted]

0 points

5 months ago

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SharkticonSupreme99

0 points

5 months ago

Hardly a scientific study or a survey bro

[deleted]

-1 points

5 months ago

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SharkticonSupreme99

1 points

5 months ago

According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, white men and women were arrested for 60 percent of all violent crimes in 2012. Violent crimes include murder and nonnegligent manslaughter, forcible rape, robbery and aggravated assault.

saveyboy

1 points

5 months ago

Last guys like thanks but I’m still going eat you.

KptKreampie

1 points

5 months ago

I have a bad feeling about the one on the bottom right. He looks mad enough to kill a marine drill instructor.

YouOtterKnow1[S]

1 points

5 months ago

Just give him a jelly donut

Pleasant_Mail550

1 points

5 months ago

He should do that in the hood

[deleted]

1 points

5 months ago

HOW TALL ARE YOU, PRIVATE?

Gradual_Tardigrade

2 points

5 months ago

I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!

[deleted]

1 points

5 months ago

This is a picture of me! There are many like it but this one is mine!

Maleficent_Fold_5099

1 points

5 months ago

I like my jackets full and metallic.

3keepmovingforward3

1 points

5 months ago

Oh shit lol

Arkon_Base

1 points

5 months ago

I feel like I am bottom right...

HappyFailure

1 points

5 months ago

Adds me:

(Picture of unpleasant-looking guy, smiling somewhat.)

(Picture of same guy, now looking confused.)

ModelAssassin

1 points

5 months ago

i like the smile lol

StrayRabbit

1 points

5 months ago

What is your major malfunction!?

fastock

1 points

5 months ago

SurfandStarWars

1 points

5 months ago

Hiiiiii Jokerrrrr

r1ckm4n

1 points

5 months ago

GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE

Cold_Pomelo3274

1 points

5 months ago

Bottom right: Here’s Johnny.

GapOne745

1 points

5 months ago

Gomer full metal jacket

NateTheFine2

1 points

5 months ago

Hi, joker

Ulaadis_Chafraze

1 points

5 months ago

Had me in the first ⅚ ngl

dmann1978

1 points

5 months ago

Private Pile is a handsome MAFK

Acewind1738

1 points

5 months ago

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

spectre89

1 points

5 months ago

GET DOWN! GET THE FUCK DOWN OFF MY MEME PRIVATE PYLE!

FireGolem04

1 points

5 months ago

Bottom right is my spirit animal

Siggur-T

1 points

5 months ago

The bottom right from FMJ was unexpected 🤣

FrostyJ326

1 points

5 months ago

Full metal jacket, what an awesome movie

HawkeyeBoy97

1 points

5 months ago

Wooosh

SweetStrawberry3731

1 points

5 months ago

😂😂😂😂😂

SharkticonSupreme99

1 points

5 months ago

I mean...I guess this is funny...but not really

YouOtterKnow1[S]

0 points

5 months ago

Then you don't recognize or know the bottom right

SharkticonSupreme99

1 points

5 months ago

Did ten years in the military, my brother did 21... I know about the movie full metal jacket

YouOtterKnow1[S]

0 points

5 months ago

Then you have zero sense of humor lol eat a jelly donut and chill

xXroadkill608Xx

1 points

5 months ago

damn you pyle.

NoHedgehog252

1 points

5 months ago

I am... In a world... Of shit.

[deleted]

1 points

5 months ago

Bruh XD

Wizdad-1000

1 points

5 months ago

Qoute from the bottom right: “Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.”

Beans186

-10 points

5 months ago

Beans186

-10 points

5 months ago

Bottom right was taken 40 years before whatever trash this was

StarlightDining

6 points

5 months ago

Fella that’s the meme

YouOtterKnow1[S]

5 points

5 months ago

You can't fix stupid lol

[deleted]

-1 points

5 months ago

This is neither funny or a meme. And… this is repost from the early 2010’s.

YouOtterKnow1[S]

0 points

5 months ago

Stfu Karen

[deleted]

0 points

5 months ago

Stfu reposter from 2011

whiskydestroyer

0 points

5 months ago

Liar