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/r/Funnymemes
169 points
5 months ago
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70 points
5 months ago
Full Metal Jacket vibes about him
31 points
5 months ago
Because that’s the scene from the movie?
36 points
5 months ago
Woooosh?
11 points
5 months ago
Woosh?/r
2 points
5 months ago
Is there confirmation on that possible whooosh? Did we all get woooshed? I feel so woooshed right now.
5 points
5 months ago
Just before he shot Gny. Sgt. Hartman
3 points
5 months ago
He had it coming. Trust me.
1 points
5 months ago
Would this be r/beetlejuicing ??
2 points
5 months ago
that was 1 ‘major malfunction’!
3 points
5 months ago
That movie really stays with us! So powerful!
2 points
5 months ago
Hartman had no idea that he had destroyed Gomer's mind.
1 points
5 months ago
Whoosh
1 points
5 months ago
Just before he loses his shit. And, shoots the sergeant.
He felt beautiful, inside.
2 points
5 months ago
Totally came here to say that!
2 points
5 months ago
Yeah?
2 points
5 months ago
nahh fr
1 points
5 months ago
Yeah Craig's in a padded cell because he killed his Mother....she called him beautiful too....
1 points
5 months ago
But he likes jelly donuts
1 points
5 months ago
Yes I do.
55 points
5 months ago
"This is my rifle! There are many like it but this one is mine!"
7 points
5 months ago
“My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.”
7 points
5 months ago
This is my rifle, and this is my gun! One is for fighting, and one is for fun!
39 points
5 months ago
The bottom right looks like he is the sort of person to blackmail you and then demands your toes as payment instead of money.
42 points
5 months ago
I think he looks like he wants to kill his drill sergeant then shoot himself in the head, but that's just me.
11 points
5 months ago
You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet! You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
3 points
5 months ago
He’s a major malfunctioning numb nuts
1 points
5 months ago
This sounds.... familiar...
11 points
5 months ago
Nah, I just made that up.. I think it might make a good movie ending tho
2 points
5 months ago
Real talk: My aunt was in the army and knew a guy who died by getting hit by a mortar shell while in the latrine. My respect for the dead, respect for the military, and my fucked sense of humor fight over it every time I think about it...
2 points
5 months ago
There is nothing wrong with a little bit of humor. During the hardest times people made some of the best jokes out there. Especially during wars, that's when people are in need of laughter and love. I am sure that your humor isn't messed up.
1 points
5 months ago
He looks like the kind of guy that turns the fbi against daredevil
2 points
5 months ago
Looks like a guy that would get possessed by an alien and then would cross paths with the Men in Black.
3 points
5 months ago
Holy shit, he is Edgar?
1 points
5 months ago
He is!
2 points
5 months ago
Well, things certainly went downhill after he shot himself in the head.
2 points
5 months ago
He also looks like he’d work at Jurassic World.
1 points
5 months ago
He looks like a guy about to have a major malfunction.
1 points
5 months ago
That’s why you get your toes snipped
15 points
5 months ago
Hiiiiii joker
2 points
5 months ago
I am ... in a world ... of shit!
11 points
5 months ago
Should’ve given him a jelly donut
3 points
5 months ago
With extra jelly…
3 points
5 months ago
And extra donut
3 points
5 months ago
YOU EAT IT! THEY PAY FOR IT!
7 points
5 months ago
That was mindblowing
3 points
5 months ago
🤓
7 points
5 months ago
Anyone else here old enough to remember old school Sesame Street and the "Three of these things are Kinda the same" game / song?
"Five of these kids belong together,
Five these kids are kinda the same,
But one of these kids is doing his own thing,
Can you guess which one is doing his own thing?
Now it's time to play our game.
It's time to play our game."
8 points
5 months ago
We are all. In. A. World. Of. Shit.
3 points
5 months ago
Who knew a random line would become so relevant
7 points
5 months ago
This is just beautiful.
4 points
5 months ago
Lawrence?
Lawrence, what, of Arabia?
7 points
5 months ago
Seven six two millimeter clack full. metal. jacket…
5 points
5 months ago
Rumor has it, one of them has jelly donut in their footlocker
6 points
5 months ago
Ok I know the pics are from Full Metal Jacket But he was creepy in The Cell
2 points
5 months ago
Wish that movie was streaming somewhere
3 points
5 months ago
It's Kane 🔥
3 points
5 months ago
So ugly people are still ugly and attractive people are more attractive.
3 points
5 months ago
Pile looks great
3 points
5 months ago
Only steers and qu….
3 points
5 months ago
Full metal smile….
3 points
5 months ago
What ya doing with that gun, Leonard?
3 points
5 months ago
Show me your warface
2 points
5 months ago
Marry middle left and bottom right and you get bottom-bottom
2 points
5 months ago
That makes no fucking sense
2 points
5 months ago
Bottom right dood...
2 points
5 months ago
Some of these could be adapted into great D&D/AD&D old school character portraits.
2 points
5 months ago
Bottom right is like:
Finally somebody confirmed what I had been suspecting all along
2 points
5 months ago
Must have been a dental photographer.
2 points
5 months ago
Or a drill sergeant
2 points
5 months ago
Every time I see this I’m more convinced it’s fake or people are more trusting than me. My face would immediately be pure suspicion and anger that they would mock me lol
3 points
5 months ago
You've never smiled after receiving a compliment? Or seen someone smile after a compliment?
I sure hope you get a compliment that you take to heart one of these days stranger ❤️
2 points
5 months ago
Well I smiled reading this
Thanks stranger
2 points
5 months ago
Ah you had me in the first part untill the last
2 points
5 months ago
Bottem right goes from zero to death row real quick
2 points
5 months ago
Top right already knows he's good looking
2 points
5 months ago
Buttom right is like a serial killer🗿
2 points
5 months ago
They are all clearly very baked.
2 points
5 months ago
Is that you John Wayne?
2 points
5 months ago
Bottom right.
*Evil intensifies*
2 points
5 months ago
Amazing and scary - that last one. Just sayin'.
2 points
5 months ago
Aa, that's not nice. That kid looks like he has special needs. It's not something you want to make fun of.
2 points
5 months ago
That's gomer pile in full metal jacket
2 points
5 months ago
Just in case anyone is interested, here is the original: https://www.boredpanda.com/people-told-you-are-beautiful-video-shea-glover/
2 points
5 months ago
Bullshit! I bet you can suck a golfbal through a garden hose
2 points
5 months ago
After calling all the guys beautiful they transformed into femboys and started another femboy hooters.
2 points
5 months ago
pvt got about 3 seconds to wipe that smile off his face
2 points
5 months ago
"i am. in a world. of shit"
2 points
5 months ago
Hiiiiiiiiiiii Joker
2 points
5 months ago
That last guy was like "What did you just call me?"
-1 points
5 months ago
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1 points
5 months ago
Maybe u didn't mean it to sound terrible but it did
0 points
5 months ago
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0 points
5 months ago
Hardly a scientific study or a survey bro
-1 points
5 months ago
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1 points
5 months ago
According to the Bureau of Justice Statistics, white men and women were arrested for 60 percent of all violent crimes in 2012. Violent crimes include murder and nonnegligent manslaughter, forcible rape, robbery and aggravated assault.
1 points
5 months ago
Last guys like thanks but I’m still going eat you.
1 points
5 months ago
I have a bad feeling about the one on the bottom right. He looks mad enough to kill a marine drill instructor.
1 points
5 months ago
Just give him a jelly donut
1 points
5 months ago
He should do that in the hood
1 points
5 months ago
HOW TALL ARE YOU, PRIVATE?
2 points
5 months ago
I didn’t know they stacked shit that high!
1 points
5 months ago
This is a picture of me! There are many like it but this one is mine!
1 points
5 months ago
I like my jackets full and metallic.
1 points
5 months ago
Oh shit lol
1 points
5 months ago
I feel like I am bottom right...
1 points
5 months ago
Adds me:
(Picture of unpleasant-looking guy, smiling somewhat.)
(Picture of same guy, now looking confused.)
1 points
5 months ago
i like the smile lol
1 points
5 months ago
What is your major malfunction!?
1 points
5 months ago
1 points
5 months ago
Hiiiiii Jokerrrrr
1 points
5 months ago
GET THE FUCK OFF MY OBSTACLE
1 points
5 months ago
Bottom right: Here’s Johnny.
1 points
5 months ago
Gomer full metal jacket
1 points
5 months ago
Hi, joker
1 points
5 months ago
Had me in the first ⅚ ngl
1 points
5 months ago
Private Pile is a handsome MAFK
1 points
5 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
1 points
5 months ago
GET DOWN! GET THE FUCK DOWN OFF MY MEME PRIVATE PYLE!
1 points
5 months ago
Bottom right is my spirit animal
1 points
5 months ago
The bottom right from FMJ was unexpected 🤣
1 points
5 months ago
Full metal jacket, what an awesome movie
1 points
5 months ago
Wooosh
1 points
5 months ago
😂😂😂😂😂
1 points
5 months ago
I mean...I guess this is funny...but not really
0 points
5 months ago
Then you don't recognize or know the bottom right
1 points
5 months ago
Did ten years in the military, my brother did 21... I know about the movie full metal jacket
0 points
5 months ago
Then you have zero sense of humor lol eat a jelly donut and chill
1 points
5 months ago
damn you pyle.
1 points
5 months ago
I am... In a world... Of shit.
1 points
5 months ago
Bruh XD
1 points
5 months ago
Qoute from the bottom right: “Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.”
-10 points
5 months ago
Bottom right was taken 40 years before whatever trash this was
6 points
5 months ago
Fella that’s the meme
5 points
5 months ago
You can't fix stupid lol
-1 points
5 months ago
This is neither funny or a meme. And… this is repost from the early 2010’s.
0 points
5 months ago
Stfu Karen
0 points
5 months ago
Stfu reposter from 2011
0 points
5 months ago
Liar
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