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tactical_supremacy

1.4k points

8 days ago

Deep fried potato slices......

Donzillo

313 points

8 days ago

Donzillo

313 points

8 days ago

Po-ta-toes

dudeN7

202 points

8 days ago*

dudeN7

202 points

8 days ago*

Boil 'em mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

Icy_Style1553

85 points

8 days ago

Stupid, fat hobbit

Silly_Fuck

45 points

7 days ago

Taters, precious!

zeepbridge

14 points

7 days ago

I like them raaaaw, and wrigggly!!!!!

Orbus_215

48 points

8 days ago

Orbus_215

48 points

8 days ago

Barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it, pan fried, stir fried, deep fried, potato souo, potato stew, potato salad.

Mojzesz1

15 points

8 days ago

Mojzesz1

15 points

8 days ago

destilation

Guy_in_Tank

11 points

8 days ago

FIRE

mattstorm360

7 points

8 days ago

Air fried.

ClingyWindego

7 points

7 days ago

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

A_shy_neon_jaguar

6 points

7 days ago

We didn't start the fiyaar

oldsoulseven

3 points

8 days ago

Stick ‘em. Stick ‘em in a stew. Gotta get the alliteration.

dudeN7

3 points

7 days ago

dudeN7

3 points

7 days ago

Thx, fixed it.

Apprehensive_Arm6074

14 points

8 days ago

What's taters, precious?

tf2fangirll

3 points

7 days ago

Po ta toes Boil em mash em put ‘em in a stew! Not even YOU could say no to that!

Kitten_Konsumer

26 points

8 days ago

Boil em mash em SHOVE EM UP YOUR ASS

GilluKaaliya

8 points

8 days ago

clickinnclackin

3 points

8 days ago

Reminds me of a scene from the movie the replacement

Krishna1945

3 points

7 days ago

Toes

KillyScreams

3 points

7 days ago

PIEROGI'S

srdev_ct

2 points

8 days ago

srdev_ct

2 points

8 days ago

Taters

Azkabandi

2 points

7 days ago

What's a potato?

Ok_Mastodon_9412

22 points

8 days ago

Potato wedges

Dafuqucair

54 points

8 days ago*

Fries don’t exist? This sounds like the perfect opportunity to invent a julienned potato cooked in hot oil until crisp and then salted.

We shall call them “Dafuqucairs”

_Wyse_

14 points

8 days ago

_Wyse_

14 points

8 days ago

In the U.S. we call them "French Dafuqucairs"

Dafuqucair

11 points

8 days ago

I prefer “Freedom Dafuqucairs” .

The heathens residing in Canada and Holland choose to dip them in mayonnaise. I don’t know what they use ketchup for. (probably steak).

gamingkitty1

13 points

8 days ago

So potato chips, I'm not sure that would taste good

jackie--moon

13 points

8 days ago

Incorrect. I eat kettle chips with ketchup all the time. It’s just a really crunchy French fry

Sumwan_In_Particular

8 points

8 days ago

We have ketchup flavoured potato chips in Canada and they’re great

spinny09

2 points

7 days ago

spinny09

2 points

7 days ago

tried ketchup flavored Pringles in Italy, they were indeed tasty

gamingkitty1

7 points

8 days ago

Huh, you learn something everyday ig

Type31971

3 points

7 days ago

Apparently ketchup flavored potato chips are big in Canada. I was shocked I hadn’t heard of this until recently because I’m from the magical land where much of the snack food comes from, especially chips and pretzels. An exotic place you’ve likely never heard of… called Pennsylvania.

Violet_Warlock612

5 points

8 days ago

*insert that scream Voldemort makes when he fires the beam at the ward around Hogwarts in the last movie*

Acrobatic_Cat217

2 points

8 days ago

One of my fav things to eat

BodybuilderMajor1260

238 points

8 days ago

Tomatoes

notlego

86 points

7 days ago

notlego

86 points

7 days ago

Calm down satan

AlbertoAru

19 points

7 days ago

Seitan*

flyingthrghhconcrete

130 points

8 days ago

Meatloaf before it goes in the oven

ubeor

30 points

7 days ago

ubeor

30 points

7 days ago

Mix in some brown sugar first. And you’re welcome.

HamOnRye__

17 points

7 days ago

Meatloaf sauce: Whataburger Spicy Ketchup, Cholula hot sauce, Brown sugar, creole seasoning, and worcestershire sauce.

Goated

aragorn_eragon

10 points

7 days ago

Spotted the Texan

wstrfrg65

5 points

7 days ago

Heat both of those with some Worcestershire sauce, a little bit of instant coffee, and a little lemon juice you've got yourself a damn fine meatloaf glaze

OldGodsProphet

4 points

8 days ago

Hell yes, and after

BlazinAden

2 points

7 days ago

MA THE MEATLOAF!!!

D3adkl0wn

3 points

7 days ago

Personal preference of mine because it's what I grew up with, but try mixing a can of Campbell's tomato soup (don't add water) with a bit of mustard, a good amount of relish and then put that on your meatloaf instead.

KoningSpookie

404 points

8 days ago

My balls

wait_where_is_perry

69 points

8 days ago

What's the difference, i still do.

Wrong-Ad1936

25 points

8 days ago

ikr both are fried anyway

ProfessorTitsNass

19 points

7 days ago

And salty

cyfer04

7 points

7 days ago

cyfer04

7 points

7 days ago

And hairy.

uashx

5 points

7 days ago

uashx

5 points

7 days ago

proof?

wait_where_is_perry

2 points

7 days ago

You want photographs?

graipape

8 points

7 days ago

graipape

8 points

7 days ago

I wanna dip my balls in it! too.

PuzzleheadedProof223

2 points

8 days ago

Seconded. I also put ketchup on this guy's balls.

DropdLsgna

2 points

7 days ago

Can we watch?

No_Profile_6871

412 points

8 days ago*

Hotdogs, burgers, eggs and anything that's deep fried...

GANJAY420

145 points

8 days ago

GANJAY420

145 points

8 days ago

Eggs?? Ketchup on eggs?? As a canadian we usually put maple syrup on eggs. I've never tried ketchup on them. Is it good?

LilFangerz

182 points

8 days ago

LilFangerz

182 points

8 days ago

Wtf are you talking about? 😂 I’m from Ontario and I don’t know a single person that puts syrup on eggs

boston_nsca

79 points

8 days ago

Yeah, I'm in Nova Scotia and no one does this shit lmao. Even ketchup is considered a bit weird. It's either hot sauce or just salt and pepper for me.

Madz510

66 points

8 days ago

Madz510

66 points

8 days ago

You guys can afford eggs

boston_nsca

20 points

7 days ago

Barely. Price of chicken went back down here, but I saw a large jug of chocolate milk at Walmart for goddamn 10.99

greendeadredemption2

8 points

7 days ago

I thought your milk was in bags.

boston_nsca

6 points

7 days ago

We have all the regular milk options lmao, including bags

latakewoz

3 points

7 days ago

Options trading on milk... See this is why we can't have nice things

perpetualmotionmachi

5 points

7 days ago

Yeah, the grocery store by my house had them on for $4.88 for two cartons last week

GirlFromUrNightmares

11 points

7 days ago

Hah I have eggs for free because I have a farm at my grandparents house. I am 4 universes ahead of you

Flikky1988

7 points

7 days ago

You know da wae.

WITP7

18 points

8 days ago

WITP7

18 points

8 days ago

That’s a Quebec thing, I am from Quebec and it is very common.

jagurmusic

14 points

8 days ago

Quebec citizen here; can confirm!

Lord_Dmman

11 points

8 days ago

Also from quebec, i do both

jagurmusic

10 points

8 days ago

I asked my sibling and they said "Yes, both"

So I guess it's a Quebec thing

Varkaan

4 points

8 days ago

Varkaan

4 points

8 days ago

Those guys are missing out, maple syrup.on eggs is perfect sweet and salty

boston_nsca

2 points

7 days ago

I'll try it, but I just really love my hot sauce. El Yucateco or ghost pepper

Booooomkin

2 points

8 days ago

I am an Albertan and I do this. I put syrup on my bacon and sausage as well..

Calmeister

6 points

7 days ago

Maybe his eggs are mixed with flour, baking powder, sugar, salt, and milk…

Oh wait thats for pancakes.

GANJAY420

9 points

8 days ago*

We literally all do it in Québec. Every person I know puts it on everything. Maybe it's because we produce so much maple syrup. And wait... Don't you guys also have sugar shacks?? If you do then i'm pretty sure that they'll put maple syrup on your eggs because they do, here, in my province.

LilFangerz

20 points

8 days ago

Shoulda known it was Quebec..

GrayIsTheKiller

18 points

7 days ago

It's always fuckin Quebec

Don't even get me started on Alberta... Cause i cant tell you anything im american

AmadeoSendiulo

5 points

7 days ago

You got me in the first half.

itzjackybro

4 points

7 days ago

finally, an american that knows where the provinces are.

UnderstandingEasy757

2 points

7 days ago

Good fishing in Quebec.

AndyB16

2 points

7 days ago

AndyB16

2 points

7 days ago

Great fishing in Quee-bec.

Dorfingarlou

5 points

8 days ago

No, we don't all do this... I've never seen anyone put maple syrup on their eggs personally. Its a sugar shack thing, I'd say most people eat their eggs with salt and pepper.

veracity-mittens

3 points

8 days ago

I have never been to a sugar shack here in BC but I did go to one in Quebec

GANJAY420

2 points

8 days ago

Did you like it? :)

Noahwalks

3 points

8 days ago*

like us, Québécois??

A classic Quebecois response to someone being confused

Juggerking

2 points

8 days ago

We don't all do it in Québec, lived here all my 28 years and this is the first time I hear anyone putting maple syrup on eggs regularly. The sugar shack is a different story, they need to put it on and in everything

sandywhorewall

2 points

7 days ago

I once did a scavenger hunt for a team building exercise while I was in Quebec. One of the items was a Quebequois breakfast.

So naturally we get ham and eggs, pancakes, etc. And cover it in maple syrup.

We did not receive points for this. Apparently a Quebequois breakfast is a Pepsi and a cigarette.

goosebattle

2 points

7 days ago

Syrup on poutine? Oui ou non?

WITP7

2 points

8 days ago

WITP7

2 points

8 days ago

That’s a Quebec thing, I am from Quebec and it is very common.

Tygermouse

2 points

8 days ago

I'm from BC and have never heard this before either.

ImplicitlyTyped

2 points

8 days ago

I’m from Ontario and love some maple syrup on my eggs

Pynchon101

2 points

7 days ago

Ontario is the place that puts ketchup on eggs. In Quebec, I get stares for this at best. I once asked a waiter for ketchup at a restaurant in Montreal, and he brought it to me wrapped in a towel and displayed the vintage to me like it was wine. I enjoyed that.

fuckingdoorknob

15 points

8 days ago

Ketchup on scrambled eggs is the shit. I always fry up some diced onions in a pan, then scramble some eggs in the pan and mix it all together with a little cheese. Throw some ketchup on that and you are guaranteed to enjoy the rest of your day

PhilosopherDismal191

6 points

8 days ago

Ketchup is good, but hot sauce is better.

gahidus

5 points

7 days ago

gahidus

5 points

7 days ago

I never tried ketchup on eggs until I saw it in a bunch of Japanese media. It's pretty good, actually.

Adept-Monitor4759

17 points

8 days ago

Both are good

Wolgran

4 points

8 days ago

Wolgran

4 points

8 days ago

i dont like on scramble eggs but is wonderful in a omelete, just some "lines" on top.

enoytxis

6 points

8 days ago

enoytxis

6 points

8 days ago

I’m Canadian and never have ever put syrup on eggs… ketchup all the way.

anythingfordopamine

8 points

8 days ago

Its delicious, just don’t overdo it. The eggs cheese ketchup combo is where its at

BrianBash

5 points

8 days ago

Yum! Some Tabasco for a little kick as well.

morbidcurious13

3 points

8 days ago

finally. i've found my people

AdevilSboyU

5 points

8 days ago

Try eggs+cheese+salsa sometime. It’s amazing.

Quirky-Ad-4305

3 points

8 days ago

I’ve heard ketchup on eggs a lot, and hot sauce. Hot sauce is actually not bad on eggs, ketchup is odd I think. I also like a little drizzle of syrup on eggs, but I also like syrup on breakfast sausage too lol

HamOnRye__

3 points

7 days ago

We used to do hot dog eggs when I was growing up. Scrambled eggs with cut up hot dogs in them.

Ketchup made it awesome.

JJayC

4 points

8 days ago

JJayC

4 points

8 days ago

I love it. Almost always have some ketchup on my eggs..

SpennyHotz

2 points

7 days ago

I switched to Frank's Red Hot as I got older. But if I run out it's ketchup and cayenne pepper.

Then again I put cayenne pepper on my popcorn, and ketchup and popcorn is a thing in my family.

MrMarwick

2 points

8 days ago

Most i do is melted cheese and some pepper and salt. You people live in total anarchy!

chrisbaker1991

2 points

8 days ago

I prefer hot sauce. Sometimes if I'm eating pancakes some syrup will wind up on the eggs which isn't bad

hudshone

2 points

8 days ago

hudshone

2 points

8 days ago

Yeah!

Fried egg, with a slice of onion & ketchup on English muffins! Cheese optional, preferably pepper jack

Every-Nebula6882

2 points

8 days ago

Perks of taxpayer funded healthcare: you can put maple syrup on eggs.

GANJAY420

2 points

8 days ago

On everything, preferably.

OptimusPrime1555

2 points

8 days ago

I forgot about syrup on eggs. Had someone tell me to try it once. I thought they’d gone mad. It was good.

GANJAY420

2 points

8 days ago

Exactly! It kinda smokes the eggs and after the eggs are sweet and taste like maple syrup. Combine that with maple bacon and you're eating like a true canadian! Lol.

OptimusPrime1555

2 points

8 days ago

Growing up in Minnesota a few of your dishes have made their way here. Always really good food.

Maybe you’ll like the ketchup with eggs? I’m not a fan. But hey, to each their own.

I hope you have a great week friend to the north!

GANJAY420

2 points

8 days ago

Always really good food.

This makes me so happy! Thank you, my dude!

P.S. I also hate Decepticons. Fuck them.

hope you have a great week friend to the north!

Thank you! I hope you have a great week aswell! :)

MG___________

2 points

8 days ago

It’s good maybe an acquired taste. It also depends on your ketchup I know in the US we have more sugar in ours making it sweeter.

hXcPickleSweats

2 points

7 days ago

I'm not even from Canada and I looove syrup on my eggs! Syrup goes on the whole plate! Elf had the right idea.

JerbearCuddles

2 points

7 days ago

I have never put maple syrup on my eggs. Nor anyone in my family. I might be missing out.

Disig

2 points

7 days ago

Disig

2 points

7 days ago

It's the only way I like eggs to be honest. Never tried maple syrup on eggs but I'm sure that's good too.

PauloAEAE

2 points

7 days ago

Maple syrup?? Maple Syrup on eggs?? As a brazilian we put an egg on top of a steak and call it "Steak à la horse".

josidhe

2 points

7 days ago

josidhe

2 points

7 days ago

Probably the most iconic use of ketchup on eggs nowadays for younger internet people is Japanese omelette rice and using it to draw something cute on top of the egg.

Ocean_Sure811

10 points

8 days ago

Who else likes scrambled eggs with ketchup?

MattyTubby97

178 points

8 days ago

Well I'm from the UK so, chips.

Baltaxo2010

71 points

8 days ago

No, this isn't how you're supposed to Play the game

Daddyshadez

74 points

8 days ago

The garbage

indigoreality

25 points

8 days ago

Ah so you too eat garbage with ketchup

SpeedingTourist

11 points

7 days ago

A man with a taste for fine dining

Background_Tip4242

7 points

7 days ago

Are you the raccoon that keeps getting in my trash?

Red_on_me_head

5 points

8 days ago

Trash condiment

dhruvlrao

5 points

7 days ago

Was looking for this. Hate ketchup & never understood those who do.

Al_C92

3 points

8 days ago

Al_C92

3 points

8 days ago

As well you should

Roadcruiser2

12 points

8 days ago

The only answer.

kenjinuro

61 points

8 days ago

kenjinuro

61 points

8 days ago

Scrambled eggs

GANJAY420

22 points

8 days ago

GANJAY420

22 points

8 days ago

So everyone puts ketchup in their eggs and I just never knew?...

Jciesla

23 points

8 days ago

Jciesla

23 points

8 days ago

I wouldn't say "everyone". Shit, more people in this thread said their genitals than eggs

kL2hGHMyqMsmcx9u

13 points

7 days ago

Just a different kind of eggs

Thegreylady13

5 points

7 days ago

But literally everyone does that. Are there people out there right now with undressed genitals? I shudder to think.

WiserStudent557

4 points

8 days ago

Usually good eggs do not need or want ketchup. I’m still a condiment lover but I’m aware they’re frequently masking subpar quality. But a mediocre fast food egg sandwich can be elevated a bit with ketchup for sure

Seileen_Greenwood

3 points

8 days ago

They do, but they should be using salsa. As a Texan, I am baffled by the lack of salsa at breakfast when traveling.

DriveByStoning

2 points

7 days ago

There is nothing that ketchup can improve that barbecue, salsa, or hot sauce wouldn't be 1,000x better on.

LinkleLink

45 points

8 days ago

How is this a funny meme? I'm getting tired of seeing this stuff...

TheYellowLAVA

30 points

8 days ago

Funnymemes became a place for non funny memes and meirl became a place for non relatable things

Butters_1017

6 points

7 days ago

To be more specific this sub is just Facebook humor for people "too good" for Facebook

PotatoesBeatYou

17 points

7 days ago

Pasta

BoltzerK

13 points

7 days ago

BoltzerK

13 points

7 days ago

Italy left the chat

PutinsPinkPanties

5 points

7 days ago

My Nonna rose from the dead, read your comment, and then died again. I hope you’re happy.

battl3z3n

10 points

8 days ago

battl3z3n

10 points

8 days ago

Grilled cheese sandwich, on the side

chipdipmcgillicuddy

9 points

7 days ago

Diagonally sliced grilled cheese I hope

LowFlyingReindeer

3 points

7 days ago

It makes no sense but diagonally cut sandwiches just taste better.

LifeguardLanky6282

10 points

8 days ago

The lid.

Yuck

flaccidcolon

6 points

8 days ago

Tuppitapp1

17 points

8 days ago

Pizza. True story

pf_thecheerful1206

4 points

8 days ago

More like the cold morning remnants of the pizza you ordered at 2 am while shitfaced. They’re a match made in heaven.

Chickadee227

2 points

8 days ago

Growing up, i used to crave my school’s pizza with a healthy amount of ketchup on top. This reminded me! I can still remember the taste. It was exquisite. Maybe I should try it with regular pizza now as an adult.

wolfstufff

2 points

7 days ago

Same! Only good ketchup though. Hunts natural is the way to go

Draggidoo

17 points

8 days ago

Draggidoo

17 points

8 days ago

ON DEEZ NUTZ

Luciouss

7 points

8 days ago

Luciouss

7 points

8 days ago

This low effort posts are the worst, stupid fad.

ShadowTheChangeling

7 points

8 days ago

Borger

kimmeljs

3 points

8 days ago

kimmeljs

3 points

8 days ago

Macaroni casserole

FuzzyGiraffe8971

3 points

8 days ago

Meatloaf,Kraft dinner my husband would say perogies

LiterColaFarva

3 points

8 days ago

Can we stop posting this stupid game already?

Fizroynelson

3 points

8 days ago

Now that is a fuuuuuny meme. Might wake some mods here from all the lols

ThatOneWood

3 points

8 days ago

Meatloaf

MrIMStuck

3 points

7 days ago

Nothing, it’s gross

Emerald24111

3 points

7 days ago

Nothing.

TawnyBobcat5036

10 points

8 days ago

I don’t actually like ketchup ducks for cover

PJballa34

23 points

8 days ago

PJballa34

23 points

8 days ago

Nada, ketchup is whack. Bring the ranch and hot sauce please.

WhyYouSoToxic_

3 points

8 days ago

average american

Suspected_Magic_User

7 points

8 days ago

On sausage

ducktheoryrelativity

10 points

8 days ago

Nothing. It belongs in the garbage.

Donotcomenearme

5 points

8 days ago

Meatloaf. That’s a meatloaf condiment.

PartyTelevision577

9 points

8 days ago

Nothing ketchup is gross.

Anonymous3391

5 points

8 days ago

My dick

Wonderful_Painter_14

2 points

8 days ago

Trash can liner

OldSamVimes

2 points

8 days ago

Don't use ketchup, it's a shit condiment.

It's mostly sugar.

Have some respect for your body for crying out loud and use mustard or hot sauce.

What_th3_hell

2 points

8 days ago

Fries may not exist, but pommes frites do.

CMDRGlamdring

2 points

8 days ago

The bin. Mustard please

Ecstatic-Ad-8782

2 points

8 days ago

Trash

houstonsd

2 points

8 days ago

My tater tots. Or hash browns.

RikiWinzz

2 points

8 days ago

Fried Rice

TheYellowLAVA

2 points

8 days ago

On my tongue

Im_bad_at_names04

2 points

8 days ago

Vinegar

eggcheezzergezer115

2 points

8 days ago

BORGER

Ayvaaza

2 points

8 days ago

Ayvaaza

2 points

8 days ago

Burger

j4cksox

2 points

8 days ago

j4cksox

2 points

8 days ago

Hash browns

Sheeple_person

2 points

8 days ago

My toddler: Strawberries. Toast. Crackers. Carrots. Literally anything

McQueen08

2 points

8 days ago

Nuggies

TheBunnyMan123

2 points

8 days ago

Burger

Garthar22

2 points

8 days ago

Meatloaf

ScottECH93

2 points

8 days ago

Meatloaf

Firing_Up

2 points

8 days ago

On deep fried potatoes. I call them pommes frites

MyTwinDream

2 points

7 days ago

Any boneless fried chicken. Chicken fried chicken. Chicken fried streak. Chicken nugget, chicken strip, Corn dog , 50/50 sausage and white bread. Beef burger, chicken burger, hot dog and Banana.

SianineX

2 points

7 days ago

SianineX

2 points

7 days ago

Blue box Mac n cheese

Shadow-McTavish

2 points

7 days ago

A hot dog or meatloaf.