I've seen this movie. He marries the friend.

Also. What kind of psychopath goes on a first date at 11:30pm?

Bro really texted himself

A date at 11:30 pm. Huh

In a previous post similar to this context someone commented like this and you just made a silly Screenshot meme out of that. Aren’t you little stinky fuk?

I live in Berlin and when we meet people for a date we share the bill because women are independent.

This is made up and now I think a lot of these are

If you have to pay for both, then make her understand that both of them are in play.

You know what...You bring up a good point. I barely know you too, so I'm bringing my friend along as well for my safety. Don't wanna wake up with a missing kidney. By the way....everyone is paying for their own meal.

charge your phone

So your friend... Is she hot?

Who tf puts a name like that on someone before a first date? Yuck

Where the fuck serves food at 11.30pm other than fast food places?

Am I old or is 11:30 way too fucking late?

1st of all... Charger your damn phone.

Number 2... Stop lying with these fake texts, we weren't born yday and this isn't your 1st date with this person.

And C... Be an adult and change their name before you are in a serious situation and you have to tell paramedics to call Stinky in case of emergencies

Cap

Ugh… just go check your other 33 text messages, please

I’m down to take two ladies out for dinner.

Meeting at 11:30 at night is a bit weird for a first date.

Who goes on a date at 11:30 at night?

This dude got the Robocop joke in his head and faked a whole ass text convo

11:30pm? Where they going, MacDonald’s?

ok but who gets on a date on 23:30

Here for the ratio on this fake ass shit

Dude 11:30pm?? Dinner? No wonder she wants to bring a friend.

Robocop 😭😭💀

homie charge up your phone

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(dont ask me y i always look at battery in such ss but i do)

11:30?? Is this normal or am I just getting old?

11:30s a bit late for a first date Tbf

Your not wrong but with the way you worded it you definitely not getting a second date if she is serious about the "worried for her safety part" and not just trying to gwt a free meal

Cause the friend can't stop you from dropping a roofie in her drink from outside 🤷‍♀️

You're not wrong you're just annoying. Also you are not expected to pay for anyone besides yourself, who told you otherwise?

You should charge your phone

Am I getting old, or is 11:30 late for a date?

you don’t understand how sussy it is for a girl to hear “date at 11:30” i don’t blame her for her friend, but you could have suggested that she pays for herself

I’m bringing the whole squad if a man asks me to a date at 11:30 p.m. If we’re not going to see the northern lights, we better be meeting earlier than that unless I know you!

It's always crazy when someone has an exact conversation that aligns with a recently viral tweet. /s

These are the idiots that show up at the restaurant where you work at 5 min before closing. Sit around for 3 hours and tip you $1.

Lmao robocop. Awesome.

Go and charge your phone betch

If it’s a first date and it’s more than coffee you should only pay for yourself anyway.

I could hear the robocop theme song playing as your date arrives with friend in tow

U just saw the other successful meme on this and copied it

Who goes at 11:30 pm on a first date?

Okay here’s the thing. If you’re really worried about safety. Ask your friend or friends to sit at the bar or something. Don’t even mention they’re there.

If shits going wrong excuse yourself to the bathroom and have one friend go when you do. Then they can help dip you out.

But inviting others to a date is just rude. If you want to do a couples date like on a second date, sure maybe ask what they think about it.

Might be an unpopular opinion, but if the girl you're going on a date with brings a posse, it's an immediate red flag, especially if they sit with you during the date.

A healthy relationship has to start in a place of trust, without that it will end badly.

Rule #1, never bring your friend on a first date, that could easily turn into competition. Rule #2, if you feel you might not be safe on the date, don't go on the date. Rule #3, don't give up the goods on the first date, but a make out session with a hand job is sufficient.

Those two bitches only want the food and drinks bro. Don't fall for it

At 68 and married 3 times, I’ve been on a lot of dates. I never had a woman bring a friend along to chaperone.

Where meme?

If someone's asking for safety there's not really a reason to deny her or be so rude about it, you were very forward. If you're uncomfortable with it, just say so and renegotiate or drop your plans...

Just date a femboy at that point

This is stolen

I think this is neither funny nor a meme

Jesus Christ this fake ass shit 😑

You're not wrong but you're being a dick about it.

Honestly do girls still expect the guys to pay? I'm older, but whenever I've been going on online dates the girls generally don't seem to want me to pay, though we're not usually going out for some expensive dinner or something.

I think it would be pretty obvious you wouldn't pay for their friend.

Dead or alive, you’re coming with me

https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/11zyxea/yeah/

Charge your phone

Bro got his priorities set

You're wrong because you need to charge your phone!

Scan the perimeters 😂😂😂

redditor for 18 days...

Double it and give it to the next person

Omg like trust is my biggest value but I’m not gonna give you an ounce right off the bat.

you're wrong, never let your battery go to red, it'll reduce its life

I mean, could have been kinder about it but I don’t disagree with standing your ground. You asked to go out on a date, not to pay for a plus one.

You do you though on the former point.

No you are not wrong

Very weird attempt at reposting something that was barely funny in the first place.

I’ve said the same thing to several past dates. Friends welcome. Not paying a dime for either of you though, since you’ve chosen to slaughter my attempt at getting to know you.

Too many hoe’s looking for free food. No thanks!

So I’m curious how the date turned out and if indeed the friend gave them distance or not?

Never date someone you don't trust

That's smart of her to make sure she's safe, and I think it was good of you to set boundaries. Probably could've been better with how but overall very good on both parties

Nah your right. Its not a double date.

Always valid to avoid being alone with someone new, and valid that you wouldn’t pay for anyone else with you.

But yowza the way you both talk to each other makes it seem like no one wants to be on this date

I had a first date where she brought her friend. Years later, still friends with the friend lol.

Lol

Who goes on a date at 11:30?

Anyone else notice the saved name for this new date?

First date? Both of you are just giving it a test run to see if there's anything worth pursuing. So..... Each pays their own way.

You asked her if she’s down near 11pm and gave her 30 minutes notice. you’re automatically in the wrong.

Yeah, you’re wrong. Not for not paying for the friend, but reiteration of the point seems in bad taste after saying you respect her decision

So people bring safety friends in dates now?

Who gets food and drinks at 1130pm? Is this Spain?

All I know is someone gets their dick shot off.

Did people really text on smartphones in 1940 when you’d still be paying for your date?

I mean, if the friend paid for her own food then yeah that would be fine.

Who is named stink

at 10:55 bro cap