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peeisnotpoo

68 points

3 months ago

Divorced man, almost 40 here.. I think the thing that stands out is that they're solo. When you get older, there just isn't as much time to chill with people as everyone is working or taking care of family or trying to get the limited resting time available to them. I'm pretty sure the vibe of all these pictures would change if there were other cats in the background with them, as the age really doesn't matter, people, for the most part, take the same dumb selfies regardless of age.

Captain_react

18 points

3 months ago

Wait until you learn that selfies and pictures in groups don't work as men. Welcome to male online dating.

angry_hungover_hippo

7 points

3 months ago

Rich and handsome. Preferable rich. Lmfao!!!

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

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[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

So no selfies and no pictures in groups…what do you post? Pictures of random animals? Headshots?

QueasyFailure

2 points

3 months ago

Photos with fish held out to look larger than they actually are.

Captain_react

2 points

3 months ago

Or without a shirt in the gym lol

Captain_react

1 points

3 months ago

Someone has to make some spontaneous pictures of you. Preferably in a few different settings. Maybe doing something that you love. And puppies, puppies always work.

Yes, definitely puppies.

who_you_are

1 points

3 months ago

Is there anything that work in the first place for male dating online?!

And that I can control and something else than doing a one man show to get the privilege to see her?! (assuming they won't ghost me... Again...)

_Citizen_Erased_

3 points

3 months ago

You need to be really good looking, in very good shape, and totally humble and down to earth. Think Keanu, but more gregarious. Also be willing to get your mind and heart RIPPED TO SHREDS by a narcissist with a remarkable talent for starting fights and blaming them on you. Good luck out there champ.

Captain_react

1 points

3 months ago

And be tall, ofcourse.

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

Handsome works really well. Have you tried that?

RodneyisGodneyp2x555

7 points

3 months ago

48F here - it's not the excitement level or being alone in the picture. In 99.999999999% of pictures of dudes in their 40s they are staring down at the camera with an angry look on their face. Just raise the camera and pop a smile! That would seriously make a guy stand out in the crowd.

peeisnotpoo

1 points

3 months ago

Good advice for those that use dating apps!

kevin1d

4 points

3 months ago

Disregarding all of that, those man still could make a bit more professional photo's. Ask someone to take the picture instead of making selfies. It really helps.

And put on a white shirt :)

[deleted]

4 points

3 months ago

I was actually about to make a post about how, while never divorced , I never had horrible luck on dating sites.

But I was wearing a white t shirt. So there you go.

Can confirm.

eegad

1 points

3 months ago

eegad

1 points

3 months ago

You know what’s way more important than the color of your shirt? Not being ugly, I highly suggest people try that one!

Surgeplux

1 points

3 months ago

I feel like you took this meme personally

peeisnotpoo

2 points

3 months ago

Nah, I don't use dating apps, I was just sharing the thoughts that popped into my mind when I saw this meme.

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

I thinks it’s more they don’t how to take pictures of themselves you can prop your camera somewhere or get a selfie stick and it greatly improves the photo

Civil_Feature600

65 points

3 months ago

Divorce is hard guys. Imagine having to go back on the market after being with the same person for 10 years+

NeitherCapital1541

16 points

3 months ago

Yeah, if anything, good on these guys. It's hard to get pictures of yourself as a male, unless maybe you hang out with the in crowd.

I literally never consider taking pictures of anything lmao, not on purpose or anything

jonathanmalfoy

10 points

3 months ago

It always surprises me how girls take dozens of pictures daily, haha. I barely have several pictures over a course of 5 years in my gallery

msabeln

2 points

3 months ago

My wife and I recently moved into my late parents’ home, and my wife mentioned that there were so many mirrors throughout the house. I never noticed.

jonathanmalfoy

2 points

3 months ago

Yeah, men rarely pay attention to little details unless they matter

panormda

1 points

3 months ago

Gotcha. So the trick is to find a man who thinks my orgasm matters. 🤔 Thanks I’ll keep that in mind.

jonathanmalfoy

1 points

3 months ago

As funny as it is yes lol

angry_hungover_hippo

6 points

3 months ago

Same. I hate being photographed. Yet, I have no picturs to put on a dating app. That is why I went oldschool, go out, mingle, do dumb stuff, spontaneous stuff. Best thing I have learned is that the only person that has to like me, is me. Being comfortable with yourself then the rest become an option and not a neccesity. Going Mr. Bean mode

Couple of weeks ago, I faced my fear of going out to eat by myself. And I tell you, It was glorious, empowering and so much more. Fuck datingapps.

NeitherCapital1541

3 points

3 months ago

Hell yeah, she just ended our 5 year relationship like 2 months ago, I can't wait to get to the level that you're at 💪

angry_hungover_hippo

2 points

3 months ago

If you need to vent or just need a strangers ear just holler bro. I know what it is. Took me 2 years to get where I am now, and still work in progress. You will get there, and you willl realize that all you actually need is you, the rest is optional.

Stay strong bud, a broken heart can be fixed again and it will become stronger and tougher then before. That is what happens when you train muscles.

[deleted]

24 points

3 months ago

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DeathHeadmukbang

8 points

3 months ago

Especially Facebook

[deleted]

3 points

3 months ago

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DeathHeadmukbang

1 points

3 months ago

Exactly lol

Teddax

4 points

3 months ago

Teddax

4 points

3 months ago

Yeah Facebook

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

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Mrcientist

3 points

3 months ago

Stop copying people's comments for karma

Canadia_proud999

7 points

3 months ago*

The top right is dead on 😂😂

90swasbest

5 points

3 months ago

Also, can somebody please pet that cat on the bottom right. He looks like he needs it.

Ok_Calligrapher_281

3 points

3 months ago

I am the cat at the bottom, and I do need it.

angry_hungover_hippo

1 points

3 months ago

I died. Lmfao!!!!

Brain_Hawk

3 points

3 months ago

I feel seen?

Lucky_Thanks_9936

3 points

3 months ago

lol on.. scared of being 40's😂😂😂

Reasonable_Guava8079

2 points

3 months ago

You should be…it’s really something 😂💀

Friedsche

3 points

3 months ago

I look like that and I'm 22.

RoastingChicken22

3 points

3 months ago

Same and I am one year older than you💀

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

Me too I’ve been practicing taking photos of myself recently and distance from the camera is a big help so is learning angles

RNG_pickle

3 points

3 months ago

You forgot the one next to the car

[deleted]

3 points

3 months ago

Stuff like this alway make me smile b/c everyone get old (or die).

Anarchist_Grifter

3 points

3 months ago

In my 40s and if I ever become single again I plan on staying that way. Why date when I can spend all my money on me and my own hobbies. Lol

Wrong-Struggle7032

3 points

3 months ago

I'm that guy! Spend all my money on traveling and hobbies

the-cloverdale-kid

8 points

3 months ago

I am fortunately not in this situation nor do I plan to be, but my sister tells me they all send pictures of their penises if you respond to them in any way. Not sure if this is universal, but her situation is so very weird.

Brain_Hawk

10 points

3 months ago

I divorced when I was around 40, did a lot of online dating, currently in a relationship. I have been known to send dick pics, but only if I would like the girl. But I've never sure which dick I should send. Did Clark? Dick Van Dyke? Even Dick Tracy? I think Dick Tracy is a bit too risque for me.

(I have never and would never send a girl a picture of my penis. That's super gross)

Captain_react

1 points

3 months ago

I clean my penis.

Brain_Hawk

1 points

3 months ago

Make a well scrubbed Dick van dyke!

Miko_0o

1 points

3 months ago

Trust me, its universal :p I've recieved alot and its all ages... Mostly its just disgusting but we can have a lot of fun with it and just see it as entertainment too. Where is it? Let me just find my microscope... Child porn? wtf! im reporting you!

NeitherCapital1541

1 points

3 months ago

Love guru: "that looks like a penis! Only smaller"

VikingDadStream

1 points

3 months ago

Ask literally any girl over 17 if she's been sent an unsolicited dick pic, and every one of them will say yes. Horny dudes are braindead

Accomplished_Tea7781

0 points

3 months ago*

When online gaming first came out, it was an anomaly to find a female gamer on. She would be the talk of the chat room(s), and even compared if their was a second female gamer. I'm sure there were more but you wouldn't know unless you hung out with them because men would harass them constantly. Fast forward today and you find toxic female players telling men to pick up their boot straps or GTFO over voice chat.

I expect somewhere in 2035 when cars start flying, women will be harassing men with unwarranted vagina pics.

90swasbest

6 points

3 months ago

Ok. We don't know how to take a fucking selfie. Alright?

Can we shut the fuck up about it now?

Jesus.

You remind me of my ex wife.

RadicalSnowdude

1 points

3 months ago

I’d pay for a “selfie 101” class

Hallgaar

0 points

3 months ago

We need someone to hold the camera for us, okay? That's the standard we are used to.

pearl_harbour1941

7 points

3 months ago

Meanwhile you should check out the over-40 ladies lol

"Done with playing games"
"Want a real man to be dad to my 3 kids by 3 different dads"
"Must be over 6'0" "
*pouts with fishy lips, fake nails, fake tan, fake eyelashes, bad tatts
*huge laundry list of demands to be met before her run-through ladyparts can be accessed

Yeah. No.

ourtempsupervisor

2 points

3 months ago

Lots of posts on MensRights from this one, folks. Time to block and filter!

Wrong-Struggle7032

1 points

3 months ago

Very true, stay strong king

Designer-Wolverine47

0 points

3 months ago

Yeah, I've seen a lot of those... I just made my own laundry list (NOT looking for marriage or live with, NOT looking for someone who will try to change me, NOT looking for just hookups, etc.), as well as maxxing out all the descriptive fields with accurate and complete information, and don't look at anyone until they contact me, then I ask them if they read the whole thing before I'll continue.

They're not the only ones who can have standards... I've tried it their way... twice... 20 years each... and I'm going to live the rest of it my way... So either ride with me, or I'll drop you off at the next corner.

LobsterLovingLlama

2 points

3 months ago

There is not a toilet seat with the lid up in the background

imlilyhi

2 points

3 months ago

LMAOOO 🤣🤣🤣

Fearless-Outside-999

2 points

3 months ago

Is it bad if I look like that while being 30 and not divorced?

KaiProton

2 points

3 months ago

Geez, If my Dating Profile pictures were this good, Id be happy

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

I feel attacked

Sufficient_Dot7273

2 points

3 months ago

Lol I put my cat on tinder as a social experiment. He gets alot of interest

nattycharl

2 points

3 months ago

That look of show me your 😸

miralise0

2 points

3 months ago

true

Kik_out_4_mean_Postz

2 points

3 months ago

Are they finally getting it? That women like kitties

RoastingChicken22

1 points

3 months ago

I thought every women like pussies

SuperMarvin

2 points

3 months ago

Rude.

Imaginary_Soup_5389

2 points

3 months ago

I’m post 40 and tried dating apps. Definitely the cat in the upper right corner in all my pics. I didn’t do to well obviously 😂😂

Nearby-Sky3448

2 points

3 months ago

Yeah. Unlike women who use every editing refresh change hair eyes body refresh edit and wait ..PhotoCHOP! Refresh.
Yes I'm a 57 yr old woman I hv one pic on FB the rest well ..I ain't none of your bizness 😃😊

Nearby-Sky3448

2 points

3 months ago

Cutie patooties

Juken-

2 points

3 months ago

Juken-

2 points

3 months ago

...dont get it.

Bunch of cool cats?

Barbiehumor11

2 points

3 months ago

lol mean really do this HAHAHAHA

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

Been trying to find these meme for AGES

FabulousMud8825

2 points

3 months ago

feeling hung ?

[deleted]

2 points

3 months ago

Bottom right is just very funny

Carnivorous_Ape__

6 points

3 months ago

Those are cats not men

Nomadic_View

2 points

3 months ago

They can be very persuasive sometimes. I once saw a cat on a zoom call that was able to convince the judge that he was an attorney.

Educational_Hawk1029

6 points

3 months ago

The worst part is that the worse looking, less educated these guys are, the more they think they deserve a model with a master’s degree.

Fosco_Toadfoot

12 points

3 months ago

I'd settle for someone caring who doesn't lie or cheat.

ItsSimpler

2 points

3 months ago

I’d settle for a sweetheart woman.

D_r_e_a_D

3 points

3 months ago

Those are surprisingly rare.

Wrong-Struggle7032

4 points

3 months ago

Also, the fatter the woman with multiple kids from different dads the more she thinks she deserves a billionaire that looks like Brad Pitt

severina333

2 points

3 months ago

Totally accurate! Lol.

Can ya’ll please like my comment? I need comment karma so I can post in one of my groups. Thank you ❤️

ImYoCousin

2 points

3 months ago

ImYoCousin

2 points

3 months ago

So is this pic misandry then according to the woke people of this sub?

Or is racism/homophobia on your agenda only?

dusel1

1 points

3 months ago

dusel1

1 points

3 months ago

So let me think, literally the whole world depends on us middle aged men, kids want money and need to be taken care of, wife's want the same and drain the very last will to live from our bodies with this never good enough for them nagging and all the rest they do, companies drain our work power and make a fortune from it and when you are down and out, sucked empty, they all tend to through you out like a bag of garbage. And even if all is gone to shit, you never had even the time to think if you really want all this expected from you, you still find the will to get up, take that Foto you don't want to take cause you don't want to be lonely, you can not do it perfectly since you have no idea how and it shows you as you are... You have still courage and go on that dating line again... And people make fun of you... We guys should just go on strike with everything for one week and the whole world stops. Anyway, just don't use the dating apps guys, let go off all that or just use the good old handsome smile at the cashiers. Until then people, that middle aged guy. Around 40+,

Tony_Rigoni

3 points

3 months ago

“Only women, children, and dogs are loved unconditionally. A man is only loved under the condition that he provide something.”

  • Chris Rock

ranger4787

1 points

3 months ago

Damn I resembled this remark. 😂

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

And even then, a couple of these are from 20 years ago 🤣

spacegoat243

1 points

3 months ago

I wanna kiss all 4 of them on the head

Wannagetsober

1 points

3 months ago

That bottom right guy is in bad need of a hug.

NextPower6327

1 points

3 months ago

feeling so chill huh

singleguy79

1 points

3 months ago

I'm not divorced but this is generally how I take selfies because I'm like 'meh, good enough'

Reasonable_Guava8079

1 points

3 months ago

They aren’t over it….SOME are clueless😂 At least try!!

Some of the profiles I ran across were so bad. They would actually be venting about how awful women were or overtly, graphically sexual and then expect us to want to message them…OMG. I can’t even 🤦🏻‍♀️

But yes…the selfies are pretty funny🤣

rawrc

1 points

3 months ago

rawrc

1 points

3 months ago

There needs to be at least one holding a fish

FockinDuckMan

1 points

3 months ago

My mom married one of those😭

Pussycat-X

-11 points

3 months ago

Yeah "divorced" usually means cheating on dating apps....

bluefin788

-2 points

3 months ago

🤣 So true

RoastingChicken22

0 points

3 months ago

Or he/she cheated on him and losing in court=losing your child. Either way it sucks for both

Cucumber_Cat

0 points

3 months ago

or being on twitter simping for way younger, actually attractive women

Amorphophallus-T

0 points

3 months ago

Don't forget the ones holding large fish they just caught

esmerelda05

0 points

3 months ago

You forgot the one holding a fish. Or in a wedding party where they cropped themselves out. Lol