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Sufficient-Cake4096

5.7k points

15 days ago

Are y'all aging backwards?

sadpartypodcast[S]

3.9k points

15 days ago

My wife is a vampire.

TheAnn13

3.4k points

15 days ago

TheAnn13

3.4k points

15 days ago

Yall both got hotter.

Honestly, rude.

VidE27

770 points

15 days ago

VidE27

770 points

15 days ago

Wife already a 10 in the before picture.

TheAnn13

769 points

15 days ago

TheAnn13

769 points

15 days ago

Oh facts for sure. Now she is an 11, apparently.

Like I said, rude. Lol.

Honestly, I think this picture speaks to what being in a healthy and happy relationship can do for people. I'm legit happy for them.

Dimension597

68 points

15 days ago

Made me literally lol, thks

phillyvanilly666

20 points

15 days ago

Why so wholesome

YoshiiBoii

11 points

14 days ago

Me at 22, looking like a 40 year old lol.

Somebodys

141 points

15 days ago

Somebodys

141 points

15 days ago

Dude way out kicked his coverage in that before picture.

Boss_Boggs

152 points

15 days ago

Boss_Boggs

152 points

15 days ago

Dude from P.O.D pulling Tiffani Amber Theisson.

giro_di_dante

73 points

15 days ago

P.O.D. Holy shit what a throwback.

cherylvomero

38 points

15 days ago

I feel so alive!

Keagank

16 points

15 days ago

Keagank

16 points

15 days ago

Last day of the rest of my life!

geekolojust

14 points

15 days ago

Satelliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

canned_soup

7 points

15 days ago

I thought he was the guy from POD when I first saw this. Bro must feel so alive

TheodoreNailer

4 points

14 days ago

Thought the same thing man. Had those POD/Korn dreads and lip stud.

spuldup

5 points

14 days ago

spuldup

5 points

14 days ago

Is everyone on reddit the same age as me?

cadillacbee

20 points

15 days ago

I thought he was the Counting Crows guy at first

faudcmkitnhse

129 points

15 days ago

When you’re a white guy with bleached dreads, there’s nowhere to go but up

Sam474

184 points

15 days ago

Sam474

184 points

15 days ago

Please let your wife know that I am single.

sadpartypodcast[S]

158 points

15 days ago

I’ll pass it on to her!

Machismo0311

35 points

14 days ago

Solid mate

Red_Jester-94

31 points

14 days ago

Lol "babe, about 3000 redditors want you to know that they're single if you're interested"

Omariii444

8 points

14 days ago

hi 3001 checking in.

MetallicOrangeBalls

32 points

15 days ago

Hi single, I'm MetallicOrangeBalls.

forgotten_epilogue

161 points

15 days ago

She looks remarkably well put together for someone who can't use mirrors

GobLoblawsLawBlog

24 points

15 days ago

Buddy, you're both vampires

lord_kupaloidz

12 points

15 days ago

"Sent to drain..."

GongGull

9 points

15 days ago

“Secret destroyers…”

MissSnarkyWitch

5 points

14 days ago

“Hold you up to the flames.”

PolarianLancer

5 points

14 days ago

“And what do I get”

werdnosbod

4 points

14 days ago

“For my paaa-aiii-ne “

Mod-chick

42 points

15 days ago

Exactly what I was thinking. Wow. Beautiful pictures, both of them.

Sufficient-Ad4851

12 points

15 days ago

Right they are absolutely out here suckin on blood to keep there sexiness lmao (;

UnusualFlute411

1.3k points

15 days ago

Man you transitioned from a Korn fan to a Limp Bizkit fan real quick! Also, I think your wife can live forever and look the same! Wtf?

a_taco_named_desire

368 points

15 days ago

If you're gonna do it all for the nookie, first you have to get that freak on a leash.

canned_soup

51 points

15 days ago

Bro

ikit_maw

25 points

14 days ago

ikit_maw

25 points

14 days ago

This comment is a thing of beauty

CommunistsSuckCock

37 points

15 days ago

real quick

That's one way to refer to 16 years

MyAviato666

10 points

15 days ago

To be fair, it does fly by.

unhelpfulinvestment

4 points

14 days ago

I thought Counting Crows to Fred Durst - Korn is better. I'm dying.

[deleted]

1.2k points

15 days ago

[deleted]

1.2k points

15 days ago

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sadpartypodcast[S]

640 points

15 days ago

Agree 100%.

ynotfoster

329 points

15 days ago

ynotfoster

329 points

15 days ago

Dude, you're hot too and I'm a lesbian.

canned_soup

159 points

15 days ago

My grandma was a lesbian so I’m like a quarter lesbian. She’s an absolute smoke show

zZDKVZz

67 points

15 days ago

zZDKVZz

67 points

15 days ago

Is your grandma single?

canned_soup

63 points

15 days ago

Grandpa is that you

Hekili808

32 points

14 days ago

It can be.

ynotfoster

7 points

14 days ago

I was chortling at that remark until I realized I could be older than grandma.

Guvvy59

6 points

14 days ago

Guvvy59

6 points

14 days ago

This comment made me laugh way too much

Ok-Introduction867

4 points

14 days ago

Wait... How is your grandma lesbian. Did she come after your parent was or did they adopt her/him?

TheNorselord

4 points

14 days ago

You seem to know about this type of thing, so let me ask: my grandfather’s half sister was an OG lesbian in the roaring 20s. What percent lesbian am I?

Unicom_Lars

16 points

14 days ago

Bruh, fellow lesbian here… I thought the same thing. I was like these two are fuckin smoke shows.

sadpartypodcast[S]

23 points

14 days ago

I get both frustrated and amazed when women hit on my wife directly in front of me. It happens a LOT. Guys tend to be more subtle, but girls are a different breed. Openly hitting on her, and pretending I’m not there. Not at pubs or clubs, I’m talking when we are just in a clothes shop or whatever. It’s fascinating.

Unicom_Lars

11 points

14 days ago

Do you all tell them you’re together? If you do, that’s disrespectful and that’s a very certain type of person. That type of woman is the equivalent of the dudes that cat-call, I’ve encountered them out and about and they are just as gross as the dudes. My next question is, are they actually hitting on her or they just acknowledge that another woman is beautiful? I’ve found that a lot of people are surprised when other women complement each other and tell them they are stunning rather than being catty. The expectation is we all hate each other and we’re jealous. Anyway, just curious :) Happy Friday!!!

ThetaManTc

10 points

15 days ago

I’m a straight male and I think he qualifies as cute. Something’s put the zing in her smile and I’m betting he’s got something to do with it.

TheBeautyDemon

363 points

15 days ago

What is your wife's skincare routine because she aged backwards.

PennName47

89 points

15 days ago

I second this OP. I require the skincare routine info!

shinebeat

26 points

15 days ago

Yes. That will make me smile even more!

Both OP and Mrs. OP, what are you secrets!?!??!?

SouthernOuterSpace

34 points

14 days ago

They probably don’t have kids. Cheat code to aging gracefully.

mcon87

7 points

14 days ago

mcon87

7 points

14 days ago

OP said above that they have 3! WTF?!

cKy0

28 points

15 days ago

cKy0

28 points

15 days ago

I mean the first pictures quality is pretty bad so how can people even tell lol

agangofoldwomen

25 points

14 days ago

And the second she has a bunch of makeup on and IG filters. Idk I’m not saying she’s ugly by any means - she’s def pretty. But people need to calm down lol

manias

47 points

15 days ago

manias

47 points

15 days ago

Instagram filters.

halfakumquat

27 points

15 days ago

Yeah these photos definitely have had slight air brush retouching on them lol

PhlegmMistress

19 points

15 days ago

Bet tretinoin is a good part of it. Also, keeping weight off takes off so many years.

BobbyMcGee101

792 points

15 days ago

Total babe…and she’s cute too

50mm-f2

189 points

15 days ago

50mm-f2

189 points

15 days ago

He must work out

SmellGestapo

64 points

15 days ago

Check out the butt on that.

50mm-f2

27 points

15 days ago

50mm-f2

27 points

15 days ago

So you're telling me there's a chance?

teddirez

12 points

15 days ago

teddirez

12 points

15 days ago

Mock.....

PippyNomNom

14 points

15 days ago

Yeah!!

pabloslab

12 points

15 days ago

ing!

Arumin

4 points

15 days ago

Arumin

4 points

15 days ago

Look at the subtle roundness of it, the tasteful thickness of it. My god it even has a jiggle.

Melodic_Dragonfly391

768 points

15 days ago

The hot couple, then AND now

nice work, the both of yahs

eldritchpancake13

103 points

15 days ago

Right?!?! There is some magic going on there cuz they look like they haven't aged a bit!

stormbreakerisdead

6 points

15 days ago

They both won

LeepsKyall

288 points

15 days ago

LeepsKyall

288 points

15 days ago

Looking happy at the onset and happy 16 years in is amazing. Regardless of your circumstances you both no doubt have experienced hardships over that time. Good on both of you for staying all in with each other. Wishing you continued happiness together!

Impossible-Fun9040

17 points

15 days ago

I have 6 years of expérience with my wife. We really like each other.

mwmarsh60

356 points

15 days ago

mwmarsh60

356 points

15 days ago

You won

sadpartypodcast[S]

369 points

15 days ago

Definitely did! We’ve had three kids in that time, too.

ventriloquism5

252 points

15 days ago

how is it physically possible that she looks YOUNGER? bro she was drinkin that juan ponce de leon fountain of youth water 💀

DomesticViking

58 points

15 days ago

She ate the kids

sadpartypodcast[S]

86 points

15 days ago

I wondered where they went.

LonelyWord7673

7 points

15 days ago

I bet they are adorable just like their parents.

Just-Construction788

44 points

15 days ago

"Hey Reddit I married up!"

Royal_Box_2809

37 points

15 days ago

You two are gorgeous and it's not fair to the rest of us. Knock it off!

Ambitioso

37 points

15 days ago

Has the Kurgan come to fight her yet?
There can be only one...

Crack-Panther

6 points

15 days ago

Ramirez was an effete snob! He died on his knees.

Key_Lie9356

79 points

15 days ago

It's impossible that she has not aged.

Congratulations you love birds!

sadpartypodcast[S]

111 points

15 days ago

She is almost 40 now.

Key_Lie9356

42 points

15 days ago

Unbelievable! Gorgeous.

chefitupbrah

26 points

15 days ago

How does she look even more beautiful now? Great job!

sadpartypodcast[S]

54 points

15 days ago

She’s a babe. Three kids later and she’s still a fox.

four-one-6ix

57 points

15 days ago

Tell us honestly! Did her parents like you back then?

sadpartypodcast[S]

183 points

15 days ago

Haha first time I met her dad I turned up at her house in a lowered V8 Commodore ute with a dirt bike in the back, wearing a singlet and a pair of thongs (flip flops). Thinking back, I’m surprised her dad didn’t see this dreadlocked scumbag and stab me on the spot!

Cxizent

77 points

15 days ago

Cxizent

77 points

15 days ago

Mate, this comment made me put down my meat pie and tinny of VB to stand and salute the Eureka stockade

thehunter699

17 points

15 days ago

Fuck, you gave me a good beer belly chuckle

canned_soup

9 points

15 days ago

Can someone translate I’m an idiot

qpv

25 points

15 days ago

qpv

25 points

15 days ago

Australia

annul

18 points

15 days ago

annul

18 points

15 days ago

"friend, this comment made me put down my baked pastry filled with ground (or chunked) beef and my can of victoria bitters (beer) to stand and salute a specific flag representative of a famous australian war site/battle that represents australian ideals of freedom and democracy etc"

basically he is saying "i love australia"

canned_soup

5 points

15 days ago

Well I’ll be damned thank you

Auctoritate

63 points

15 days ago

lowered V8 Commodore ute with a dirt bike in the back, wearing a singlet and a pair of thongs

This is one of the most aggressively Australian things I've seen in my life. Please tell me it was a dirty white singlet too.

sadpartypodcast[S]

22 points

15 days ago

Close, grey!

KillTheBronies

12 points

15 days ago

It used to be white though right

sadpartypodcast[S]

15 points

15 days ago

Would probably be white if I washed the stank out of it.

Your username: were you a Walking The Room fan?

goondalf_the_grey

20 points

15 days ago

I could tell you guys were Australian before I read this comment lol

SupposablyAtTheZoo

9 points

15 days ago

You must have a great personality that she fell for that lol.

WednesdayDance

4 points

15 days ago

I bet you were also wearing a pair of Stubbies. 🍻

ndhooligan1

85 points

15 days ago

Ah man! I lost my wife of 17 years in 2016. Wish I could’ve grown old with her! Not a downer post/boo me post……..Just give her a big hug & kiss everyday! Punk dad here who then stepped up to the plate and raised two girls who are pretty great humans as adults! Love seeing these pics! You guys look great!

sadpartypodcast[S]

52 points

15 days ago

Hugs for you all the way from Australia!

ndhooligan1

27 points

15 days ago

Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! 👊

samtaher

16 points

15 days ago

samtaher

16 points

15 days ago

Did your wife get younger? Also are you still with Counting Crows?

sadpartypodcast[S]

15 points

15 days ago

I’m still always waiting for a big yellow taxi to take my girl away.

nick-daddy

46 points

15 days ago

You should throw some holy water on your wife when she’s sleeping just to make sure

sadpartypodcast[S]

30 points

15 days ago

I’ve contemplated it.

Krizzt666

38 points

15 days ago

Wait How did your wife get younger

sadpartypodcast[S]

58 points

15 days ago

Drinking blood.

punchingflies

11 points

15 days ago

Must be. Can't be alcohol.

PlatypusPristine9194

42 points

15 days ago

Were you a Korn fan by any chance?

sadpartypodcast[S]

46 points

15 days ago

Haha definitely was, and still am.

Neeoda

5 points

15 days ago

Neeoda

5 points

15 days ago

My first thought also.

JM062696

39 points

15 days ago

JM062696

39 points

15 days ago

She looks EXACTLY the same except more modernly dressed. You look a little older, and like someone who owns the dispensary now rather than goes there all the time LOL.

sadpartypodcast[S]

30 points

15 days ago

Haha never done drugs in my life, but I agree, that’s kinda how I look!

xsavexmexjebus

12 points

15 days ago

That how is was when I had my hair braided. Couldn’t go grocery shopping without someone asking me if I was selling. Like no bro I’m trying to buy some milk.

sadpartypodcast[S]

11 points

15 days ago

Haha I used to get pulled over for a ‘random check’ by police on a regular occasion. Cut my dreads off about ten years ago and ‘coincidentally’ never get pulled over these days.

xsavexmexjebus

4 points

14 days ago

Same dude.

Temporary_Sail_2343

3 points

15 days ago

This comment is hilar

CashCow4u

13 points

15 days ago

Beautiful family! You two only have 27 more years to catch up with us. Don't blink, it'll be here before you know it.

Enjoy every day like the present it is, tomorrow isn't promised.

Sudden_Sherbert9826

12 points

15 days ago

Damn the glow up both of you had is kinda amazing.

AdNormal5424

13 points

15 days ago

The fact that you posted this at all shows you're a good husband, best of luck to you

tipsea-69

9 points

15 days ago

Came for the dreadlock...stayed for the wedlock...

Longjumping_Froyo539

183 points

15 days ago

She’s above your pay grade nephew

sadpartypodcast[S]

118 points

15 days ago

Tell me about it.

WednesdayDance

19 points

15 days ago

🏆🥂🍾

qolace

36 points

15 days ago

qolace

36 points

15 days ago

Nah, I'm sure you're quite the catch too! Just look how happy she looks sixteen years later! You're definitely doing something right :) Here's to another 16yrs and counting!

appleivy00

56 points

15 days ago*

Your wife is really pretty. You look better today.

kokopelleee

35 points

15 days ago

How did she get younger?

pittsburghwriter

8 points

15 days ago

Yeah, I was wondering if you had portraits in the attic doing the aging for you both.

MightyMaus1944

8 points

15 days ago

Congratulations! You both are aging like fine wine.

seataccrunch

8 points

15 days ago

Counting Crows to Fred Durst

pewpewhadouken

8 points

15 days ago

vampires. they’re vampires.

sadpartypodcast[S]

8 points

15 days ago

Your blood smells like freshly baked cookies to me.

Economy_Ad_5540

7 points

15 days ago

You’ll look younger in the second photo, aged well and gracefully 😀

BandZealousideal3505

8 points

15 days ago

No judgement but I’m curious, what made you decide to get dreds? Congratulations regardless, you guys are very cute together ❤️

sadpartypodcast[S]

29 points

15 days ago

I was a young and silly dreadlocked BMXer and dirt bike rider. Now I’m a 40 year old silly BMXer and dirt bike rider without dreadlocks.

BandZealousideal3505

7 points

15 days ago

I love that hahaha

Incendiomf

8 points

15 days ago

In all seriousness, what’s her skincare routine?!

sadpartypodcast[S]

27 points

15 days ago

Nothing special, just never been a drinker or smoker. Neither of us have.

JackO_Neill

6 points

14 days ago

I would very much disagree, she's definitely smoking ;D

Hondahobbit50

7 points

15 days ago

Do you talk about her with Mr Jones?

Sha la la la la la la

Not-the-greatest-god

7 points

15 days ago

She’s a witch man. She hasn’t aged a day!

dksdragon43

7 points

15 days ago

Both of your teeth are impeccable, goddamn. Even in the earlier picture.

RichestSugarDaddy

4 points

15 days ago

You've a beautiful wife. Congrats

Lionhart418

5 points

15 days ago

Were you the singer of nu metal band back in the day?

sadpartypodcast[S]

10 points

15 days ago

Haha I was a 25 year old dreadlocked metalhead but lack any musical talent whatsoever.

FreeChrisWayne

4 points

15 days ago

Ageless people piss me off!

Just kidding, you two look great and most importantly you look happy together.

FluffyPancakeLover

5 points

15 days ago

You’re punching way above your weight-class. Nicely done.

Conjuras21

5 points

15 days ago

How does it feel to be God's favorite 😭 Y'all look fine as hell. The smiles aren't lying

NuNem

6 points

15 days ago

NuNem

6 points

15 days ago

Im sorry the octopus on your head died

BrooklynBillyGoat

4 points

14 days ago

You sir turned out way better than expected from the first photo. I'm proud

dips009

40 points

15 days ago

dips009

40 points

15 days ago

You married up..good for you

sadpartypodcast[S]

24 points

15 days ago

Definitely did!

DonahueLisa671

4 points

15 days ago

Happy couple ! You look like younger

I_use_the_wrong_fork

5 points

15 days ago

Damn, y'all look great! Looks like these photos were taken on the same day. Like, you just got a haircut is all.

mrdaud

5 points

15 days ago

mrdaud

5 points

15 days ago

Posts like this makes me jelly. Congrats on achieving immortality while marrying up. You're gonna enjoy spending eternal life with that beauty.

Icameforthenachos

5 points

15 days ago

Look at his face in the 2nd picture; homie knows he won the lady-lotto.

sadpartypodcast[S]

4 points

15 days ago

Not denying it!

Notchersfireroad

4 points

15 days ago

Wife is a certified smoke show. Well done, Sir.

security-six

5 points

15 days ago

You hit the jackpot my friend.

AndrewSP1832

5 points

15 days ago

The pair of y'all aging like a fine wine! Great photos.

peapodbarry

3 points

15 days ago

Thats an impressive glowup for both of you.

MuffinSlow

5 points

15 days ago

Ahh you met at a korn concert

sadpartypodcast[S]

3 points

15 days ago

Haha my wife hates my taste in music.

FreakiestFrank

4 points

15 days ago

You’re a lucky man.

deathbythroatpunch

4 points

15 days ago

You both look better now than back then

gu4x

4 points

15 days ago

gu4x

4 points

15 days ago

Pre-malone

bigmamma0

3 points

14 days ago

As a cis straight female, i can confidently say, your wife is fire! Good job for keeping her happy!

Comfortable-Sea2697

3 points

14 days ago

If you didn't listen to korn I'm a pigeon.

XDeadxZeroX

3 points

14 days ago

You’re batting hard !

master-virus

4 points

14 days ago

Man has hair cut after 16 years of nagging

diehthrindel

4 points

14 days ago

How do people age like wine?

I looked like a normal guy 16 years ago. Now I look like someone farted in a Coke can and shoved it up a dead elephant's ass.

What's the secret?

kathyanne38

4 points

14 days ago

You two are such a beautiful couple!!!

Also- what kind of water are y'all drinking? literally aging backwards.

PalpitationSame3984

3 points

15 days ago

You cleaned up well Yell look wonderful

wynn003

3 points

15 days ago

wynn003

3 points

15 days ago

Congratulations to a lovely couple! You switched places =D

CreedTheDawg

3 points

15 days ago

This is so darn sweet!

Somerset76

3 points

15 days ago

Beautiful couple!

[deleted]

3 points

15 days ago

Aww, sweet little lovebirds 🥰

GreenAppleSourCandy

3 points

15 days ago

Looks like you got a Lois to Hal treatment lol

whathappy1

3 points

15 days ago

Beautiful couple

Content-Freedom1688

3 points

15 days ago

Don’t get me wrong you guys look good in the first pic but even better in the seconds. You guys look happy and healthy

brightmiff

3 points

15 days ago

Handsome couple

Butters-C137

3 points

15 days ago

You got younger lol

Dependent_Ad_3014

3 points

15 days ago

Bro she got hotter, she def a unicorn

linux152

3 points

15 days ago

You guys didnt age but got younger and better looking wow

moisebucks

3 points

15 days ago

First pic you definitely made me think KORN the metal band lol. You both aging very good !

Odd-Recognition4168

3 points

15 days ago

You lucky you

fatee008

3 points

15 days ago

She's so purdy. Handsome couple. Hope for you to have many more years of happiness together.

Torched-salvation

3 points

15 days ago

You went from looking like korn, to looking like limp biz kit