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evil_caveman

2k points

3 months ago

evil_caveman

Pong Krell did nothing wrong

2k points

3 months ago

He could've been her bodyguard

YouOtterKnow1[S]

605 points

3 months ago

YouOtterKnow1[S]

Rebel Alliance

605 points

3 months ago

Cue Whitney Houston

SyntheticWaifu

156 points

3 months ago

SyntheticWaifu

Darth Padme

156 points

3 months ago

And Keven Coustner

robbviously

44 points

3 months ago

And Paul Simon

pureskill

21 points

3 months ago

And Chevy Chase

rocketwilco

6 points

3 months ago

And Ford Prefect

valarjk

10 points

3 months ago

valarjk

10 points

3 months ago

And My Axe!

jpritchard

25 points

3 months ago

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaand EeeeeeeeeeeeeyeeeeeeEEeeeeee

RustyShadeOfRed

3 points

3 months ago

AND IIIIIIIIIIEEEEEYIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILLL ALWAYS LOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUU

Dreadnought_Necrosis

204 points

3 months ago

Dreadnought_Necrosis

Clone Trooper

204 points

3 months ago

Or continued in the GAR as a non-clone officer. Still participate in the war but not as a Jedi.

Horn_Python

162 points

3 months ago

That's exactly what he did

From a certain point of view

InsertCleverNickHere

17 points

3 months ago

Big brain thinking: Can't commit war crimes if you're not a soldier.

jphw

85 points

3 months ago

jphw

85 points

3 months ago

Only thing he would have to deal with at that point is Mace Windu being a bitch.

"Take a seat citizen"

Marethyu_77

11 points

3 months ago

Marethyu_77

This is where the fun begins

11 points

3 months ago

proud Ahsoka noises

My_redditaccount657

9 points

3 months ago

He would still be considered as a general if able.

But I think Palpatine had a contingency for such event.

GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN

133 points

3 months ago

Or just stayed at home and had the Bois hanging in the garage while he worked on the pod racer every day.

PM_SHORT_STORY_IDEAS

91 points

3 months ago

This is the What if comic I want. Got senator wife with trunk monkey Anakin teaching their kids how to build sweet shit.

robbviously

27 points

3 months ago

She could have been his long lost pal

JoeMcBob2nd

8 points

3 months ago

I don’t think she’d call him Al though

gooch_norris_

9 points

3 months ago

She was already his long-lost pal

jedimastermomma

1 points

3 months ago

logs into fanfictiondotnet

quickusername3

1.1k points

3 months ago

Wasnt this his original plan after the Clone Wars ended?

DemonEnterprises

758 points

3 months ago

Yeah pretty much, but we all know Palpatine would find some way to keep the war going even if it ended as a way to make Anakin turn to the Dark side and become Vader.

Affectionate_Cut_103

174 points

3 months ago

Anakin was too obsessed with growing stronger. When given the choice between not getting more powerful and being with Padme, he chose to try and keep both.

Katejina_FGO

33 points

3 months ago

I didn't read the novels, but I would figure that witnessing the death of his mother was a turning point in his personal views. The powerless don't get safety, and Padme was powerless to things like assassins, fate, and choking.

Captain_Rex_Bot

15 points

3 months ago

Jesse, get the senator to safety.

Maul_Bot

168 points

3 months ago

Maul_Bot

100K Karma!

168 points

3 months ago

You know nothing of the dark side.

DemonEnterprises

183 points

3 months ago

Well I saw the movies and know that Palpatine is a huge dick so would fuck over Anakin in any way to make him his apprentice.

Fc-chungus

45 points

3 months ago

Fc-chungus

Vitiate's Sith Empire

45 points

3 months ago

I think that’s all he says

MrCoolyp123

23 points

3 months ago

Dude got mad at a bot 💀

DemonEnterprises

0 points

3 months ago

I’m not getting mad at a bot, I’m making a joke and unfortunately for you the joke flew over your head like how Obi Wan flew over Mauls head before slicing him in half.

Maul_Bot

3 points

3 months ago

Maul_Bot

100K Karma!

3 points

3 months ago

Don’t be so certain.

Jojash

27 points

3 months ago

Jojash

Sheevspin

27 points

3 months ago

It would be pretty sick to see a what-if where Anakin quits the order and doesn’t become Vader at all. See what he does with the rise of the Empire, what Obiwan gets up to since he doesn’t have to watch over Luke, etc.

Neat_Art9336

63 points

3 months ago

He would’ve done it if not for the visions of his mother and wife dying, in his defense.

quickusername3

2 points

3 months ago

Right that kinda fucked it up, but barring that

PWBryan

37 points

3 months ago

PWBryan

37 points

3 months ago

I mean in theory, he could probably retain his army rank independent of the order, after all, I'm sure Palapatine could pull some strings...

Oh, wait, that doesn't help at all

CalmPanic402

98 points

3 months ago

"But I won't get to fight in the war."

"Mercenaries exist Anakin. The GAR would probably let you stay a general."

"...alright."

Chrisxivturcios

6 points

3 months ago

Chrisxivturcios

A litteral Marine

6 points

3 months ago

Or do an interservice transfer to Naval Officer

MaterialCarrot

5 points

3 months ago

Then go on half pay and play whist all day.

Backpack78

604 points

3 months ago

Backpack78

A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one

604 points

3 months ago

If Anakin had left the order, Palpatine still would have swooped in to give him a role with the GAR. Then he would have continued to feed Anakin suspicions about Jedi treachery. He would have eventually revealed himself as the Sith Lord, and told Anakin the Jedi attempted a coup, then set him on them just as he did in Operation Knightfall.

ImperialCommando

140 points

3 months ago

ImperialCommando

IC-1138 "Boss"

140 points

3 months ago

I don't think this would happen, not involving Anakin in the GAR anyway. While Palps had been grooming Anakin for years, the only thing that really kept Anakin coming back was saving Padme. If Anakin quit, he likely would've stopped seeing that nightmarish vision of her dying in childbirth, and he would've been outside of Palps control

Disaster52

61 points

3 months ago

Theres no way padme would sit out the war, esp if palp dragged naboo into it. Of that happens, anakins back in, and this time tgeres no jedi ordef to steer him right. Just him and palps truing to make things safe for his new young family that are totally not going to end up as targets to keep anakin involved

SMmania

12 points

3 months ago

SMmania

12 points

3 months ago

Idk if you forgot or whatnot but the Jedi Order didn't exactly help Anakin during his time of need.

Disaster52

14 points

3 months ago*

Obiwan did and was an important anchor. And while the order did fail him he did at least try to do things the jedi way, something hed have much less atrachment to as a non jedi

lordoftowels

14 points

3 months ago

lordoftowels

Deathsticks

14 points

3 months ago

I believe Palpatine used the force to influence Anakin to have those visions. However, I believe that if Anakin weren't in the Jedi Order or the Clone Wars, it would have been very easy for him to realize, "Wait a minute, not only are we rich as fuck, but my wife is also in the fucking government! There's no way we don't have access to the best healthcare in the entire galaxy. The odds are less than one in a trillion of her dying in childbirth."

imsorryisuck

3 points

3 months ago

it wouldn't help. don't you know there is no cure for the big sad?

Axo25

1 points

3 months ago

Axo25

Shimi throwing palpatine out a window

1 points

3 months ago

Padme straight up points this out to Jim in the ROTS novel (best sw book BTW pls read).

Anakin is just that paranoid. Having preventative measures to keep her alive isn't enough, no amount of medical assistant is enough, i don't even think force healing would be enough.

He wants to circumvent death as possibility at all. And such unnatural power doesn't exist. That he knows.

George-Lucas-Bot

2 points

3 months ago

George-Lucas-Bot

Thank the Maker!

2 points

3 months ago

Mace Windu's death was not planned. Ian McDiarmid just started shooting Force Lightning from his fingers and burned Sam to a crisp. Hayden thought we could save the CGI budget so he went along with it.

GracedSeeker763

1 points

3 months ago

Palpatine was the one giving him those visions

Maul_Bot

53 points

3 months ago

Maul_Bot

100K Karma!

53 points

3 months ago

At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge.

YeoBean

19 points

3 months ago

YeoBean

Darth Revan

19 points

3 months ago

Sure, but anakin and padme wouldn’t know this, so they should logically have gone with the quitting option

B1GDADDYCHUNGUS

11 points

3 months ago

B1GDADDYCHUNGUS

Hello there!

11 points

3 months ago

I'm in a Star Wars 5e DND campaign set in the Clone Wars, and this is exactly what happened after the party convinced Anakin to ditch the Jedi Order. What a strange coincidence.

Mathies_

2 points

3 months ago

This doesnt make sense. There still needs to be a thread on his loved ones for him to turn. He would still be friends with Obi Wan, he can ask about what is true and what isn't. Just words arent gonna cut it

Nerus46

393 points

3 months ago

Nerus46

Battle Droid

393 points

3 months ago

There was a Small little problem why this was not exactly possible called War.

Inquisitor_Boron

211 points

3 months ago

Inquisitor_Boron

I have the high ground

211 points

3 months ago

Star Peace then

HK-47-bot

68 points

3 months ago

Statement: Peace?! Meatbag, you must be jesting. It is my utmost pleasure to carry out your orders and kill, maim, and destroy in your name!

MrFitz8897

15 points

3 months ago

Peace? I hate the word, as I hate hell, all clankas, and thee.

HK-47-bot

17 points

3 months ago

Compliment: Ah, at least you don't hate master. I am programmed to please you in whatever capacity you require, meatbag.

holaprobando123

1 points

3 months ago

Star Peaces

Dreadnought_Necrosis

37 points

3 months ago

Dreadnought_Necrosis

Clone Trooper

37 points

3 months ago

Then, he could've just gotten a job as a non-clone officer. Bet Palps and Tarkin would've put him in charge of the entire war front. No way the Senate is gonna let one of their poster boy Generals not continue serving.

PWBryan

15 points

3 months ago

PWBryan

15 points

3 months ago

I feel like Palps would drive him to the Dark side faster that way.

Floppydisksareop

4 points

3 months ago

Floppydisksareop

What about the Droid attack on the Wookies?

4 points

3 months ago

I'm not really sure Palps would feel the need to push him that far over the edge that way tho. He didn't need to push Dooku that severely

Maul_Bot

4 points

3 months ago

Maul_Bot

100K Karma!

4 points

3 months ago

You know nothing of the dark side.

LordCaptain

15 points

3 months ago

I mean Padme gets into so much shit that leaving the order to be her bodyguard would still be a full time job and contribute to the war effort.

MorgulValar

18 points

3 months ago

That doesn’t mean he couldn’t quit. Just means he felt obligated not to.

Mathies_

5 points

3 months ago

Jedi were not supposed to be in the army anyway

Trinitykill

10 points

3 months ago

Could potentially still join the war if granted an officer's position in the Naboo military, or given the funds to start a mercenary organisation that contracts to the GAR.

YeoBean

2 points

3 months ago

YeoBean

Darth Revan

2 points

3 months ago

If the jedi get angsty and bench him because of this, that is entirely not his fault

Zeessi

0 points

3 months ago

Zeessi

The Senate

0 points

3 months ago

Comments like these make me miss those freemium awards

giant_albatrocity

1 points

3 months ago

And non-existent women’s healthcare

languish24

1 points

3 months ago

He would have still been a general of the army of the republic? Or could have still served as one.

blackturtlesnake

323 points

3 months ago*

I'm gonna be real with you, this is the conversation Obi-Wan needed to have with Anakin. It's very obvious to everyone that Anakin is not happy with the order, and that the padame anakin situation was not going to be kept "secret" once anakins battlefield prowess was no longer needed for the orders survival. The situation was a ticking time bomb from the start but neither the council nor Obi-Wan even really understood there was a bomb, just a jedi who needed more training.

Obi-Wan needed to help detach Anakins sense of selfworth from the order and help him to realize that he could still lead a happy fulfilled life without the councils acceptance. Anakin's anger and rebellion is anger at himself for never being "good enough" for the jedi, but he'll never be "good enough" because he was "trained wrong" from the start. Anakin is not a weapon to be thrown against the CIS then discarded, he is a person. Qui-gon knew that the order was no longer serving its purpose, and could have helped Anakin see himself as something other than a "bad egg" jedi, but Obi-Wan saw the push back Qui-Gon got from the order and "rebelled" by following the order to the letter.

Obi-Wan's tragic flaw is that he's too good of a jedi to realize that the very existence of the Clone Wars is a problem beyond the abilities of the old order, let alone how to handle Anakin, and that he needed to start looking outside it for answers. The same strength of character that stopped him from leaving the order to go a live with Satine, prevented him from falling to the dark side after Qui-Gong died, after Satine died, kept him on the light side after the fall of the order, and fighting for Luke after losing literally everything is also the thing that kept him from stopping the fall of the order to the dark side in the first place.

Luke, sans silly Disney retcons, is the hero because he learns how to be a jedi from Obi-Wan, realizes their flaws, but still refuses to embrace the dark side. Instead he redefines and reshapes the jedi to embrace love, rather than running from it. Luke understood that attachment can be a sorce of strength for everyone's betterment, and can be used to save people, rather than simply an obstacle to be manipulated by outside forces.

GRANDxADMIRALxTHRAWN

107 points

3 months ago

God damn essay and the first two comments are bots. 😂

blackturtlesnake

38 points

3 months ago

I give my best self to the obi-wan reddit bot

Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

39 points

3 months ago

Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Jedi Master

39 points

3 months ago

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?

blackturtlesnake

15 points

3 months ago

Fair point bot. Fair point.

throaway0123456789

6 points

3 months ago

You’re talking about the obiwan who left satine. Even if he admits to satine he would’ve left the order had she asked, I doubt he’d give the same council to anakin.

blackturtlesnake

1 points

3 months ago

I don't know if this is a reply to my comment, but if so that's my point. Obi-Wan was never going to give Anakin that advice but that's the advice that Anakin needed to hear.

SanctuaryMoon

10 points

3 months ago

Why did Obi-wan need to have that conversation with him when Padme did all the time?

Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

15 points

3 months ago

Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Jedi Master

15 points

3 months ago

Do you believe that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view?

blackturtlesnake

6 points

3 months ago

I feel like he just needed to hear it from an authority figure in his life.

ymaface

20 points

3 months ago

ymaface

20 points

3 months ago

This ties into the 'duel of fates theory' with me. If Qui-Gon Jinn had survived he would have most likely had this conversation with Anakin.

blackturtlesnake

8 points

3 months ago*

Absolutely, Filoni is fantastic at getting this

There's a moment in the clone wars finale when obiwan sarcastically but light heartedly calls him out for talking to padme, and aniken gets really dark and sour. It's like obiwan, your a good dude, and your frustrated that your Palawan doesn't trust you after all these years. But you value Anakin for more than just his jedi skills and ability to listen to the council. The council doesn't, and Anakins whole self image is wrapped up in what they think of him. Just let him know that the council isn't all he thinks it is.

Edit: now that i think about it, the obi pademe scene mightve been in the bad batch intro episode. Wherever it was I appreciate the scene a lot.

Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

6 points

3 months ago

Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Jedi Master

6 points

3 months ago

Only a sith deals in absolutes.

Maul_Bot

6 points

3 months ago

Maul_Bot

100K Karma!

6 points

3 months ago

You know nothing of the dark side.

Motorasma14120

1 points

3 months ago

Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way

LeatherDescription26

31 points

3 months ago

Padme would never suggest this (I get this is a meme I just want to talk lore for a sec) thanks to this we know her stance, the Republic needs a Jedi and a senator more than it needs a husband and wife during the clone wars

joesphisbestjojo

25 points

3 months ago

joesphisbestjojo

Clone Trooper

25 points

3 months ago

"But Padmé, I need to fight in the war"

"Sweetie, you're Palpatine's pet, he'll just make you an honorary general"

"Aight so I'm leaving the Jedi. Hey Ahsoka, wya? I quit the Jedi, wanna party?"

Captain_Rex_Bot

8 points

3 months ago

I honor my code. That's what I believe.

Marethyu_77

8 points

3 months ago

Marethyu_77

This is where the fun begins

8 points

3 months ago

Windu : "Take a seat, citizen"

Ahsoka & Anakin : silent fistbump

VengeanceKnight

121 points

3 months ago

He would absolutely have to give up his lightsaber, but he also absolutely has the technical know-how to make one himself.

Also, my headcanon is that he was planning to do this once the war was over.

Mistic-Instinct

78 points

3 months ago

Mistic-Instinct

Screeching

78 points

3 months ago

Dooku was allowed to keep his lightsaber. I assume if a Jedi leaves on good terms, they get to keep it.

dadarkclaw121

51 points

3 months ago

Ok I could be wrong but didn’t he defect to become a Sith Lord? I think that was less “you’re allowed to keep it” and more “Screw you guys I’m keeping this thing when I become evil”

Mistic-Instinct

59 points

3 months ago

Mistic-Instinct

Screeching

59 points

3 months ago

No, he initially left because he grew disillusioned with the Jedi (though not quite a Sith yet) and Serenno was in need of a ruler. The Jedi were sad to see him go, but respected his choice. He had briefly used the Dark Side before, but that wasn't his motivation when he left them.

Maul_Bot

12 points

3 months ago

Maul_Bot

100K Karma!

12 points

3 months ago

You know nothing of the dark side.

VengeanceKnight

3 points

3 months ago

Not in current canon, as I note in my previous reply.

Mistic-Instinct

28 points

3 months ago

Mistic-Instinct

Screeching

28 points

3 months ago

Literally everything I said is from the canon book/audio drama Dooku: Jedi Lost and Tales of the Jedi. That third Dooku episode actually takes place after he left the Order.

MysteryMan9274

50 points

3 months ago

MysteryMan9274

CC-1139 "Doom"

50 points

3 months ago

Well no one knew he was a Sith, and the Jedi thought of him as a trusted comrade at the start of Attack of the Clones. He probably just resigned and they let him go.

Trinitykill

13 points

3 months ago

I imagine the Jedi order likely doesn't give a shit either way. Their whole deal is 'no attachments' so it would be odd for them to suddenly be materialistic about requesting a lightsaber back.

VengeanceKnight

5 points

3 months ago

I’m not even sure he resigned, per se. The vibe I got from his last Tales of the Jedi short was that he just vanished one day and Yaddle turned up dead in suspicious circumstances.

a_trane13

14 points

3 months ago

What are they going to do if he refuses? He probably kicks the shit out of anyone besides Obi-Wan who I doubt would maim him over a lightsaber

Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

4 points

3 months ago

Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Jedi Master

4 points

3 months ago

Anakin leaves quite a mess, which always leads me to you, a_trane13.

Justabattleshiplover

1 points

3 months ago

They’d send in Windu to beat his ass

Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

9 points

3 months ago

Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Jedi Master

9 points

3 months ago

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

VengeanceKnight

4 points

3 months ago

Quiet, you.

MorgulValar

5 points

3 months ago

What makes you think they take a Jedi’s lightsaber if they leave? The lightsaber doesn’t belong to the order

VengeanceKnight

-2 points

3 months ago

It does, actually. Jedi aren’t allowed possessions.

MorgulValar

6 points

3 months ago

Why do you think that? Have you seen that written or said anywhere? Because it kinda sounds like you’re assuming that based on their whole stance on non-attachment.

Quotes from Wookiepedia, taken from on the Sourcebooks:

“Jedi were discouraged from keeping more than a few essential belongings”

“It was rare for a Jedi to possess more than they could carry on their person at one time”

Implying that they can and do own things, but owning anything frivolous was discouraged. A lightsaber isn’t frivolous. And nothing in any of the media indicates that the Order or the Jedi in it see the lightsabers as some sort of non-personal property.

VengeanceKnight

-1 points

3 months ago

Touché.

ExactCollege3

14 points

3 months ago

You saw his mom and him were a slave right?

And padme would not stand by while palpatine and the trade federation continue to try to become dictator and trade blockade starve people.

He doesn’t think the system works, don’t you see! BECAUSE IT DOESN’T!!

AND HES THE ONE WHO HAS TO FIX IT

[deleted]

14 points

3 months ago

The most OP stay at home dad of all time

hungrybasilsk

37 points

3 months ago

I mean if he had left when Ahsoka did it would have solved a lot of problems

VengeanceKnight

17 points

3 months ago

Thing is, Ahsoka needed to figure things out on her own. Anakin leaving with her wouldn’t gave really helped her with that.

hungrybasilsk

17 points

3 months ago

No I mean he should have just left at the same time not with her

After wrong jedi if he had left the order and made his marriage public

saikrishnav

12 points

3 months ago

Anakin: "But what about men, women and children?"

Her: "didn't I just say you can do what you want?"

Iamankin

11 points

3 months ago

That would have been a lot easier 😑

Notyourdad696996

7 points

3 months ago

If only

joepanda111

5 points

3 months ago

Anakin: ”Padme be right. I’m going to quit and start my own council of Space Wizards. I’ll call it Reddit Redi.”

C1-10PTHX1138

6 points

3 months ago

He would have been so much happier had he quit

Dart_Dukii

4 points

3 months ago

Honestly the padme anakin love story is overconvoluted for no reason

Comander-07

3 points

3 months ago

Comander-07

Sith Lawd

3 points

3 months ago

he could probably quite literally run for chancellor even, war hero of the republic and all

Aarakocra

2 points

3 months ago

Might even become the focus of Palpatine’s backup plans. “Let me groom you to my apprentice, I mean my successor.”

MegaJoltik

3 points

3 months ago

Quit the Jedi order, we'll bang okay.

Bowman01PMC

3 points

3 months ago

I like how this implies that Jedis get a salary.

Lambylambowski

3 points

3 months ago

At least she waited 5 years from when he was a child until she fucked him.

SanctuaryMoon

7 points

3 months ago

Literally the ONLY reason Anakin doesn't do this is because he's greedy for power. That was his critical flaw.

Aarakocra

3 points

3 months ago

What mattered to him as a kid? Feeling helpless, fixing stuff, and his mom. What mattered to him as an adult? Feeling helpless, fixing stuff, and his new family. He never moved beyond the priorities of his childhood.

Incidentally, probably not a small part of his difficulties with Windu. Where Yoda represented wisdom, Windu was power while in authority over him.

ZaraUnityMasters

12 points

3 months ago

I mean, it is just literally his whole religion he was indoctrinated into at a very young age.

EndlessTheorys_19

22 points

3 months ago

EndlessTheorys_19

I have the high ground

22 points

3 months ago

Its not really a religion, but regardless we saw Ahsoka leave and she’d been in it even longer than him. We saw Dooku leave. In fact every jedi who’s left has been there from babyhood. He was the oldest person to become a Jedi, the only one who had known a life outside of the Temple walls.

ZaraUnityMasters

8 points

3 months ago

Ahsoka's religion betrayed her Dooku needed to leave the order to care for his people

Anakin believes in this religion with his very being. It saved him from slavery, and it is where he can fight for the republic.

This isn't just a cut and dry easy decision for Anakin to make.

Edit: Also it is literally a religion lol

EndlessTheorys_19

5 points

3 months ago

EndlessTheorys_19

I have the high ground

5 points

3 months ago

The Jedi didnt exactly betray Ahsoka. They removed her from the order so she could stand trial as it was feared the jedi would be biased in her favour. Thats literally what you’re supposed to do. A trial by a neutral party.

And its not “ literally a religion”, its not even a religion in-universe. You think cause the places they live are called temples that makes them a religion? If we renamed them to “laboratories” would that make it better? What do they even worship. Theres no god or anything for them to believe in. They’re closer to nuclear physicists. Than they are to priests. Scientists who study the principle facets off the universe.

And if Dooku left so he could take care of his people, why doesnt Anakin leave to he can take care of his wife?

ZaraUnityMasters

-8 points

3 months ago

I don't need to explain the simple concept of a religion

Google religion

Google cult

Google Jedi

And finally, learn the vast differences between Dooku and Anakin. As well as the astonishing difference between an entire planet vs 1 person

EndlessTheorys_19

3 points

3 months ago

EndlessTheorys_19

I have the high ground

3 points

3 months ago

It might help if you explained at least some of your reasoning.

Lets look at the Definition of Religion then

Religion

the belief in, and worship of, a superhuman power or powers, especially a God or gods

The force is a natural part of the Star Wars universe. As natural as gravity. To us it may be superhuman, but to them its very much just a fact of life. Most people being ignorant about it doesn’t change this fact. Most people are ignorant of how evolution works, Doesn’t make it any less real. They don’t worship it.

You’re acting like believing in gravity is a sign of religion.

Cult

a system of religious veneration and devotion directed towards a particular figure or object.

They don't religiously venerate the force. They know it exists, they recognise its influence on the galaxy, and they work with it to ensure balance. But they don't venerate it. It is simply a fact of life.

Jedi

a member of the mystical knightly order in the Star Wars films, trained to guard peace and justice in the Universe.

mystical

inspiring a sense of spiritual mystery, awe, and fascination. "the mystical city of Kathmandu"

I mean yeah. They are mystical, most people in the galaxy treat them as more a legend than reality. Awe inspiring saviours of the downtrodden. They're also knights funnily enough. And they are trained to guard peace and justice in the Universe. Wow, so cool. What was the point of asking me to google Jedi?

Maul_Bot

7 points

3 months ago

Maul_Bot

100K Karma!

7 points

3 months ago

Look at them, so blissfully ignorant.

thewannabelime

-2 points

3 months ago

It is a religion. In fact it's pretty much just taoism

PoliticsLeftist

-1 points

3 months ago

I dunno...once you start getting into light side vs. dark side and which is better without being able to objectively prove it despite them being 2 quantifiable forces in the universe, you start getting into religion territory. Just my 2 cents.

EndlessTheorys_19

3 points

3 months ago

EndlessTheorys_19

I have the high ground

3 points

3 months ago

I mean, we can actually objectively prove which is better. Its never really been up for debate. We know exactly how the force and “balance” works.

The force is a fundamental energy thingy of the universe. It exists, and everything just goes about their day. There’s Harmony. The Darkside then exists as a corruptor. It works to unbalance the scales, creates chaos and disorder. Disharmony. This is when the force is out of balance.

The Sith are the most obvious example of the Darkside, acting to unbalance the force, which is why destroying the Sith is meant to bring balance to the force. Because you stop this corrupting influence, contain it, and restore the scales to equilibrium.

In a different franchise you could get into looking at the greyer side of morality. “Is chaos a bad thing”, all that stuff. But starwars isnt that franchise. It has, and has always had, a very black and white view of the force. Theres no nuance, the sith is evil and the darkside is bad. Its boring but true. George Lucas has been very clear on this fact. Theres no “religious debate” on the topic like there is on things like Catholics vs Protestants.

Hope this answered your question.

[deleted]

1 points

3 months ago

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HK-47-bot

1 points

3 months ago

Request: First, Master, I would appreciate it if Jedi need to be killed, that you permit me to kill those annoying pseudo-pacifists for you.

blackturtlesnake

-1 points

3 months ago

The Jedi didnt exactly betray Ahsoka. They removed her from the order so she could stand trial as it was feared the jedi would be biased in her favour. Thats literally what you’re supposed to do. A trial by a neutral party.

They also raised Ahsoka since she was literally a baby and taught her everything she knows about life. She is their responsibility, and in following procedure rather than standing by her, they abdicated that responsibility. It was clear in that court case that while the evidence was against Ahsoka, there was more to the story and the defense needed more time for it to be uncovered. Their job at that moment was to make sure she got the time she/her investigators needed to uncover that story, but the council never believed in her and played politics instead.

And its not “ literally a religion”, its not even a religion in-universe. You think cause the places they live are called temples that makes them a religion? If we renamed them to “laboratories” would that make it better? What do they even worship. Theres no god or anything for them to believe in. They’re closer to nuclear physicists. Than they are to priests. Scientists who study the principle facets off the universe.

This is because science has taken over the social role of religion. Both are methods of explaining reality, one using theology and subjective training, one using objectively repeatable tests. Jedi skills may be immediately and obviously real things but they're still meditation based enlightenment training, so the jedi really have a foot in each door.

Teipic-Ward2

12 points

3 months ago

Teipic-Ward2

Confederacy of Independent Systems

12 points

3 months ago

Maybe if the republic wasn’t corrupt and negligent of the outer rim there wouldn’t be a war happening

jabuegresaw

3 points

3 months ago

Why didn't Anakin leave the Jedi order? Is he stupid?

User1Selim

1 points

3 months ago

User1Selim

Yoda

1 points

3 months ago

Bombs payload is exposed

SmartAleckComedian

2 points

3 months ago

But you see, he really hates sand.

Squeaky_Ben

2 points

3 months ago

I am unfamiliar with how the jedi work, but... can he really just quit?

xjanyX

2 points

3 months ago

xjanyX

I am the Senate

2 points

3 months ago

I would yeet the lightsaber, say fuck you to jedi council and get to business with Padme

OriVerda

2 points

3 months ago

I like this alternate scenario but it probably never would've happened. Every event that transpired across the various media surrounding Anakin's journey to the Dark Side cements the idea that he needed to stay a Jedi, train under various masters and eventually gain access to the restricted section of the Jedi archives.

Episode II is for many a very forgettable movie but it explains very well why Anakin wouldn't leave the Order, he says "One day, I will become the greatest Jedi ever. I will even learn how to stop people from dying." This isn't something he says just because he's an ambitious youngster, he says this because so much bad shit happened that he feels like, if he had absolute power then he could stop all these bad things from happening.

  • Dead mom? Lolnope, I'm the best Jedi ever.
  • Sith taking over the galaxy? Nice try, I'm the best Jedi ever.
  • Secret wife dying in childbirth? Think again, I'm the best Jedi ever.

This is Anakin's whole motivation, even from Episode I when we first meet him.

druuedd

2 points

3 months ago

she is so beautiful in sw 😅😮‍💨

Popcorn57252

2 points

3 months ago

I love the idea that Padme would be super blunt and just say, "I'm super fucking rich, you wouldn't have to work if you don't want to. Like, just come be my bodyguard and we'll fuck all day lmao"

ConfusedAsHecc

2 points

3 months ago

ConfusedAsHecc

Twice The Pride, Double The Gay

2 points

3 months ago

to be fair, the order is the only place he really considered home and he saw Obi Wan as his father figure. Also with being the chosen one, feeling that responsablity, of course he didnt leave. Cant blame him for that

AppointmentMedical50

2 points

3 months ago

Lol why didn’t he do this

Inhuman1105

21 points

3 months ago

There was a war happening bruh

Dreadnought_Necrosis

6 points

3 months ago

Dreadnought_Necrosis

Clone Trooper

6 points

3 months ago

He could still fight in the war. There are non-clone, non-jedi officers.

I doubt the Republic would just let one of their poster boy Generals go just because he's no longer a jedi.

In the end, Anakin wanted to be a Jedi and have a wife. That's why he didn't do this. He was selfish and wanted to be both.

Captain_Rex_Bot

2 points

3 months ago

The order was to execute the Jedi for treason against the Republic. The problem is, Ahsoka Tano is no longer a Jedi. Hasn't been for some time.

0_brother

1 points

3 months ago

What, are you going to tear the whole order down? And kill the younglings? Huh? HUH?!

George-Lucas-Bot

3 points

3 months ago

George-Lucas-Bot

Thank the Maker!

3 points

3 months ago

Anakin was supposed to take the younglings back to Palpatine to teach them about the Dark Side, but Hayden started killing all of them. It seemed kinda neat so I just kept filming.

Maul_Bot

1 points

3 months ago

Maul_Bot

100K Karma!

1 points

3 months ago

You know nothing of the dark side.

Captain_Rex_Bot

1 points

3 months ago

To that shield generator. Fewer casualties this way.

mcmanus2099

1 points

3 months ago

But internal trauma wise, if his path wasn't with the Jedi & to do some ultimate good in the world then leaving his mom, not being around to prevent her fate, all that pain would have been for nothing. I really wish they had been more complex with Anakin's feelings in these films there is so much to work with.

Maul_Bot

1 points

3 months ago

Maul_Bot

100K Karma!

1 points

3 months ago

There is no pain where strength lies.

TheWronged_Citizen

1 points

3 months ago

Unfortunately, as long as Palpatine held any sway or power, there was no way Anakin was getting out clean. None whatsoever

He would've found some way to turn him to the dark side. One way or another, he would have his prized apprentice

Maul_Bot

1 points

3 months ago

Maul_Bot

100K Karma!

1 points

3 months ago

You know nothing of the dark side.

TheWronged_Citizen

1 points

3 months ago

No, I guess I don't...

Nicksnotmyname83

1 points

3 months ago

I saw a video of this a couple of weeks ago.

LimeGreenLasagna

1 points

3 months ago

Was this not posted like less than a week ago?

QuadVox

1 points

3 months ago

I mean this is basically what he wanted to do except war was happening and as soon as it was over he was having those dreams about Padme and shit hit the fan with Palpy

HaloGuy381

1 points

3 months ago

Or take the Ahsoka approach and become a freelancer aiding the Republic, or a special consultant or something. You get to remain General Skywalker commanding the 501st and openly reprimand your troops for gunship nose art of your scantily clad wife.

Captain_Rex_Bot

1 points

3 months ago

You showed me something today. You're exactly the kind of men I need in the 501st.

smithwe25

1 points

3 months ago

Well that's one way

Justabattleshiplover

1 points

3 months ago

I like the prequels but man they were not written well lol

ZeroDeRivia

1 points

3 months ago

He was obsessed with avoiding losing what he loved. That’s why he promises her to become the most powerful Jedi in history. He was so afraid of losing that the chase of power left him with no real power and losing everything.

Being a Jedi Knight in a galactic conflict is a great way to obtain power. Therefore he would never quit.

Dadlifebestlife

1 points

3 months ago

this honestly should have been palpetines pitch to him. Make anakin realize he’s still a slave just to a different master but sith can do whatever the fuck they want. It’s of course a trick, and anakin becomes a slave to the dark side. But when he redeems himself and chucks the emperor into the ship engine, he’s finally for the first time a free man, and he dies being held by his son.

Maul_Bot

1 points

3 months ago

Maul_Bot

100K Karma!

1 points

3 months ago

You know nothing of the dark side.

Hermod_DB

1 points

3 months ago

The moral of the story here is always pick your family over your career.

Chrisxivturcios

1 points

3 months ago

Chrisxivturcios

A litteral Marine

1 points

3 months ago

Here me out Bananakin, leave the order and become a Naval Officer if you still really want to fight the Seppys

Algeezy504

1 points

3 months ago

Palpatine has entered the chat

PrettyMichellee

1 points

3 months ago

Hello

MrVader_

1 points

3 months ago

Bruh hahah this is sad and funny at the same time

Grahamgamergoma

1 points

3 months ago

Good Ending

Renso19

1 points

3 months ago

That raises a genuine question, ignore palpatine for a second, if Anakin left the order could he have just joined the GAR as a non Jedi? Considering his own connections and reputation, as well as Padme’s, he probably could have kept fighting the war exactly as normal without being a Jedi anymore

KrainTrain

1 points

3 months ago

If this was a manga, it would be called "How I quit the Jedi order and became a house husband."

Dryandrough

-5 points

3 months ago*

Quitting the Jedi order would likely get him labeled a Sith and the Jedi would hunt him down. The Jedi really had to look for reasons to continue their existence with no visible threat justifying their use of tax payer money.

Also considering the whole history with Darth Revan. The Jedi would like stop this behavior to stop themselves from losing control. If Jedi could just leave, we'd see a ton of force sensitive people just walking around.

This is my theory.

Resident_Apartment14

2 points

3 months ago

Resident_Apartment14

Sheevspin

2 points

3 months ago

Quitting the Jedi order would likely get him labeled a Sith and the Jedi would hunt him down.

they didn't hunt ahsoka after she quit

Dryandrough

1 points

3 months ago

She was convicted of sedition and fled into hiding. Didn't really need the Jedi to do that.

Resident_Apartment14

1 points

3 months ago

Resident_Apartment14

Sheevspin

1 points

3 months ago

did she hide after her innocence was proven?

Dryandrough

1 points

3 months ago

Yes.

xJaace

0 points

3 months ago

xJaace

0 points

3 months ago

You can’t just quit, it’s like a gang, they’ll hunt you down

[deleted]

0 points

3 months ago

Turning your back on the Jedi Order certainly doesn't make you a target. Certainly not.

Marethyu_77

1 points

3 months ago

Marethyu_77

This is where the fun begins

1 points

3 months ago

I mean it shouldn’t if you don’t directly oppose them, and considering the connections and military feats Anakin has he probably could keep his rank in teh GAR as a non-Jedi combattant, at which point no one syould really blame him

IbeakerI2006

0 points

3 months ago

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3 months ago

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yourface1218

0 points

3 months ago

“But what about Obi Wan?” “Does Obi Wan let you hit it raw? Cause I got a solid baby bump right now that says I do.”

Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

2 points

3 months ago

Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot

Jedi Master

2 points

3 months ago

For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times, before the Empire.

HK-47-bot

1 points

3 months ago

Request: First, Master, I would appreciate it if Jedi need to be killed, that you permit me to kill those annoying pseudo-pacifists for you.