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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

Didn't do pushups. Started butt hugs instead.


Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Look at my source code on Github What is this for?

dmarve

9.1k points

6 days ago

dmarve

9.1k points

6 days ago

I like how she immediately grabs her shoe

Bossmann1017

5.6k points

6 days ago

Bossmann1017

5.6k points

6 days ago

Its the Latina in her. Immediately go for the chancla

LandArch_0

55 points

6 days ago

As a latinamerican, I'm really glad we don't have a tradition of using Clogs (big wooden shoes)

BlueForte

946 points

6 days ago

BlueForte

946 points

6 days ago

La Mexicana

DamnBunny

522 points

6 days ago

DamnBunny

522 points

6 days ago

There should be a Horror movie called "La Chancla" Latinos would grimace of their childhood memories being on the big screen as soon as your jordans touch the wet floor...

PerceptiveAxion

237 points

6 days ago

You better not go walking on that floor after I cleaned it with Fabuloso.

Letter-Past

240 points

6 days ago

Letter-Past

240 points

6 days ago

Purple fabuloso is best all purpose cleaner and smells great. I will fight anyone smaller than me who says otherwise

Ok_Judge3497

75 points

6 days ago

What about someone larger but lazy and out of shape?

Letter-Past

52 points

6 days ago

Nah that's my role in this whole scenario. Can't have two fat lazy dudes. Smaller guy can totally be fit and beat my ass though, nothing aaginst that

MrmmphMrmmph

13 points

6 days ago

How about someone slightly overweight but with a resting heartbeat of 83BPM? you get to pick the height and sweaty factor.

Letter-Past

14 points

6 days ago

I'll need to align with the Tribunal. Please wait 2 to 6 business weeks for response

DamnBunny

22 points

6 days ago

DamnBunny

22 points

6 days ago

its like that woman was made by the manufacturer to handle that stuff.

zeke235

9 points

6 days ago

zeke235

9 points

6 days ago

I fucking love Fabuloso!

Karel_Stark_1111

50 points

6 days ago

CHAN CHAN CHAAAAAAAN...

-CLA

wallander_cb

24 points

6 days ago

Dude, for me it was a belt, I would have fucking loved a chancla instead lol

Good_Troubler

3 points

6 days ago

I was told to go cut a switch off the bushes and bring it back.

AlexDavid1605

63 points

6 days ago

Its not just the Mexicans, its almost every brown kid that goes through this nightmare. Be they be the Latinos, the North Africans, Middle Eastern, Indian Subcontinenter or the Indo-Chinese. The tropical heat unites us all in the nightmare.

duckduckduck21

28 points

6 days ago

As a whitey, my mom liked to throw whatever was closest (books, cups, coasters, shoes - whatever she could get her hands on.)

I'm in the midwest so this phenomenon might, in-fact, be unrelated to climate or race. The great uniter!

DazedConfuzed420

15 points

6 days ago

As a whitey myself, same thing…. Remote controls, plates, she once threw one of those like 5 pound glass/crystal ashtrays at me

Uniquenameofuser1

3 points

6 days ago

My mom just lobbed the flowerpots off the 2nd story balcony at us as we walked off to gp to school.

U_see_ur_nose

5 points

6 days ago

Also from Midwest, mom would do the same lol

Dizzman1

3 points

5 days ago

Dizzman1

3 points

5 days ago

My mom's from Ireland... Y'all are bitchs!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Vancandybestcandy

3 points

6 days ago

Just don’t fuck around while they were in the kitchen wooden spoons are deadly. Love my mom and I don’t know how she raised me without murdering me.

idk2019justbrowsing

18 points

6 days ago

More comedy than horror but “Hispanic Halloween by David Lopez”

https://youtu.be/RRJkvUW5j0o

EuronymousRex

15 points

6 days ago

Chan...chan...chan...cla...cla...cla..

hgaben90

4 points

6 days ago

hgaben90

4 points

6 days ago

Jasón Vorhez

EuronymousRex

3 points

6 days ago

The man, the legend, Yeison Borgés!

A_very_large_moth

30 points

6 days ago

The squeak of your shoes against the floorbis the last thing you hear…

DamnBunny

59 points

6 days ago

DamnBunny

59 points

6 days ago

"hijo de la chingada!"
Abulita NOOooooooooo

💀

PerceptiveAxion

36 points

6 days ago

Squeak

SMACK!

LordNelsonkm

3 points

6 days ago

Thank you for the Metropolis reaction.

BenbafelIsTaken

3 points

6 days ago

Directed By Jordan Peele.

Top_Butterfly2034

119 points

6 days ago

That man is dead…

Ursula2071

107 points

6 days ago

Ursula2071

107 points

6 days ago

This should be nsfw. We just watched a murder.

Top_Butterfly2034

95 points

6 days ago

It’s cut to early. I wish I would have seen him getting slapped a little for this crap.

Hanusz-Kabolski

56 points

6 days ago

Totally agree. I bet it hurt, what he did to her. And why would he even include the kid in his stupid prank..

Top_Butterfly2034

60 points

6 days ago

Because he‘s mentally still 12.

Bismothe-the-Shade

19 points

6 days ago

I mean, it's a dumbshit prank but I doubt she's actually seriously pissed about it, it's really not that serious.

Hanusz-Kabolski

14 points

6 days ago

I agree that it's not that serious. I actually laughed when she came after him with the shankla, I'm just responding to the comments I read here. For this comment I responded to, I also thought it was cut too early. I would have liked to see the shankla set things straight.

MickeyZvornik

8 points

6 days ago

Yea she should divorce him, delete facebook and hit the gym....

You guys are something else

AppropriateAgent44

20 points

6 days ago

Poor guy doesn’t stand a chance against the oncoming storm

McFruitpunch

54 points

6 days ago

I had a Latino manager at Taco Bell once, and her husband worked there too, and she was ALWAYS threatening with La Chancla. Became one of the funniest inside jokes for us all.

vale_fallacia

10 points

6 days ago

Immediately go for the chancla

Kamehamechancla

GordonCurry2

7 points

6 days ago

I mean, different strokes right bud? Some folks find that fun, I’m not a big fan. Nothing wrong if they’re both having fun and it looks like she’s amused too. She probably knows he’s like that since, she had a kid with him.

PerceptiveAxion

35 points

6 days ago

She learned that from her mama who learned that from her mama who learned that from her mom. That is hereditary knowledge that has been passed down for that last 20-30 generations.

PhorTwenT

20 points

6 days ago

PhorTwenT

20 points

6 days ago

More like hereditary trauma

Technical_Draw_9409

13 points

6 days ago

Shhh we don’t think about that. Beating children is funny if you say it in another language

treetyoselfcarol

236 points

6 days ago

jbrady33

22 points

6 days ago

jbrady33

22 points

6 days ago

that's great! and how did you post that?

jbrady33

8 points

6 days ago

jbrady33

8 points

6 days ago

nm - I see now, has to be on Gify already

ray__jay

25 points

6 days ago

ray__jay

25 points

6 days ago

Renzieface

79 points

6 days ago

I'd wield a murderous chancla, too.

pencilvesterasadildo

39 points

6 days ago

You see you smooth and fast that was?

That’s a tactical grab and beat.

Bsnargleplexis

51 points

6 days ago

muemamuema

13 points

6 days ago

That was glorious

yarbafett87

5 points

6 days ago

Lol...the wilhelm scream.

PatrikPatrik

13 points

6 days ago

Because that’s how they scripted this.

VictorChaos1776

22 points

6 days ago

Suddenly single

MissQueen00

7 points

6 days ago

And immediately started smacking him with it , shit I'd been smacking the hell out that head of his too 😂😂

abecido

3 points

6 days ago

abecido

3 points

6 days ago

Like if there would be a playbook...

Acidflare1

478 points

6 days ago

Acidflare1

478 points

6 days ago

That dude is getting destroyed, she broke out the r/LaChancla. We know how lethal they are.

SummerStorm21

67 points

6 days ago

I needed to know this sub exists

Zhilsir

2.3k points

6 days ago

Zhilsir

2.3k points

6 days ago

For some reason people in the comments here complaining about him doing to to her, and others defending it

But i don't see anybody saying that this was extremely expected... Like every single time a video comes up with they are in a situation like this... It's always this that happens.. .how was this unexpected for anybody ?

Lilprit

54 points

6 days ago

Lilprit

54 points

6 days ago

Is it just me, or like you can just tell when something is staged and then there’s people who think it’s real. Like cgi characters and uncanny valley.

my1stone

8 points

6 days ago

my1stone

8 points

6 days ago

I'll be honest, a lot of the time I just suck at recognizing when something is fake. But reading here about her arms made me rewatch and it was very obvious. I dunno just not a built-in skill for everyone.

TripperAdvice

17 points

6 days ago

Its a tiktok video

Its staged

Plus physically he couldn't have pulled her like that if she wasn't ok with it, and her reaction was standard internet overacting

Daniel5343

528 points

6 days ago

Daniel5343

528 points

6 days ago

Plus it’s staged…. Look at the kids face

Reizo123

234 points

6 days ago

Reizo123

234 points

6 days ago

For me it was her flailing arms. Just didn’t look natural.

hashtagslit

81 points

6 days ago

Wasn't the first take that's for sure.

welpitywelpwelp

16 points

6 days ago

You mean when she was standing up and pushing hair out of her face while grabbing her shoe? What do you mean not natural?

pokeapple

3 points

6 days ago

my first reaction to getting my face slammed into an asshole would be to put space between me and the asshole. she left her hands at her side for all the pumps.

SplitLevel17

44 points

6 days ago

Amateurs always overact.

ReapCreep65

42 points

6 days ago

He was probably just in on it

KaiserTom

14 points

6 days ago

KaiserTom

14 points

6 days ago

Yes, the dad and kid likely staged the prank for the mom, who was likely tricked into thinking it's some other video.

Staged things can still have unaware and genuine participants

luckytaurus

23 points

6 days ago

I dunno doesn't mean shit for me. Kid was in on the plan and that's why he's laughing at mommy freaking out. It's possible she didn't know

man_o_madan

18 points

6 days ago

It’s possible that the dad just told him and didn’t tell her

EshaySikkunt

5 points

6 days ago

He was probably in on it, doesn’t look staged

Zak9Attack

15 points

6 days ago

For the likes

Maert

11 points

6 days ago

Maert

11 points

6 days ago

I've never seen a video like this. So it was unexpected...

Letitcollapse

61 points

6 days ago

I'd try some shit like that and end up breaking my girls nose.

TAG_Enigma

40 points

6 days ago

I was gonna say it looked hella aggressive lol

Ronaldinhoe

8 points

6 days ago

Not far off. People have gotten concussions when experiencd ladies have done it to guys.

golfgod93

248 points

6 days ago

golfgod93

248 points

6 days ago

Unexpected? Sort of. Staged? Absolutely.

bhplover

17 points

6 days ago

bhplover

17 points

6 days ago

Hotel? Trivago!

Ares1935

30 points

6 days ago

Ares1935

30 points

6 days ago

Bingo.

He had no leverage to push her away, and she deliberately didn't use her arms to avoid being pulled in.

Random_puns

290 points

6 days ago

Random_puns

290 points

6 days ago

Belongs in r/TotallyExpected

GondorsPants

100 points

6 days ago

And also /r/stagedvideos

Certain-Ad-3840

9 points

6 days ago

That shoe came off in an INSTANT

Whole_Macron_7893

126 points

6 days ago

This is a decades old Brazilian dance called Surra de Bunda. Not that serious guys and gals. The "pranks" have been constantly reposted here from TikTok. So I'm betting we're at the part of the Social media cycle where all users ard know what it is, and you're seeing faked/purposed "pranks".

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKlig9ZcMgSKd3Pn3bS-p1J0zfE1Y9dFP

BurgerOfLove

32 points

6 days ago

The ol Brazilian butt slam.

SnipingBunuelo

9 points

6 days ago

So it's basically a lap dance except it's on your face? Wtf???

Whole_Macron_7893

20 points

6 days ago

Absolutely, it can go from very smooth and sensual, to absolute violence , broken and bleeding noses. It's on my bucket list!

SnipingBunuelo

9 points

6 days ago

ಠ_ಠ

Whole_Macron_7893

3 points

6 days ago

And Dança Do Créu was a thing before twerking existed in the US.... And UNCLE LUKE AND TOO LIVE CREW ARE IMMORTAL!

Ronaldinhoe

4 points

6 days ago

And people have gotten concussions from it. Just shows the core strength and endurance on some of these gals to be able to do that.

AngelZiefer

3 points

6 days ago

It's a reverse lap dance

NebulaLumpy7834

14 points

6 days ago

Man this happened and then that sandal came off so quick , she grab that sandals while still in motions 😂😂😂😂

FarAcanthaceae1

58 points

6 days ago

That shoe came off with a quickness. She passed the ready to be a mom test

booi

9 points

6 days ago

booi

9 points

6 days ago

I’d hope so because that kid looks like he’s 7

GerElGamer

10 points

6 days ago

Kid saw the chancla and ran for his life even when he had no fault in this.

Nazorath

3 points

6 days ago

Nazorath

3 points

6 days ago

This is the video that they’re showing at the murder trial

Select-Ingenuity4433

4 points

6 days ago

Staged - I'm sorry, but no Latina is wearing shoes in the house.

theguyhenry

3 points

6 days ago

Why does this comment section seem to have a huge stick up its ass? This prank isn't the gold standard of comedy, but jesus it's just a dumb prank.

GamingDilowarrior

67 points

6 days ago

What an ass

465554544255434B52

45 points

6 days ago

he must work out

LogicalDelivery_

108 points

6 days ago

Fuckin weird thing to do

Ok_Consideration3223

13 points

6 days ago

You’re a weird thing to do lol

muemamuema

63 points

6 days ago

Icy-Prize-9301

21 points

6 days ago

I would 100% punch his balls.

rockets9495

8 points

6 days ago

How do y'all keep falling for this fake shit.

No_Restaurant_7608

47 points

6 days ago

Weird way to ask for a divorce

Vegetable_Burrito

79 points

6 days ago

This is so fucking dumb.

Okimconfused

3 points

6 days ago

That instinct to take the slippers immediately.

Evereddie33

3 points

6 days ago

She was showin' them off. Just an observation...

FlakeGIM

3 points

6 days ago

FlakeGIM

3 points

6 days ago

Yeah I saw this same joke done about 12 months ago by someone else just as unoriginal and unfunny.

And back then, that's probably the first time it was done either.

Renzieface

4k points

6 days ago

I don't understand why anyone would think it's funny to do this to someone they care about. Like, this is some dumb frat boy shit.

irnehlacsap

4.4k points

6 days ago

irnehlacsap

4.4k points

6 days ago

If my girl was doing this to me it wouldn't be funny. It would become very sexual very quickly.

Stein_um_Stein

1.6k points

6 days ago

Kids would have to go to Nana's real quick.

Armitage1

451 points

6 days ago

Armitage1

451 points

6 days ago

and my legacy as a mother-fucker is fulfilled.

I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

115 points

6 days ago

You motherfucker you...

bigfloppydonkeydng

11 points

6 days ago

It's amazing how that was an insult .. until you have kids and it turns into a badge of honor. My favorite snack .. milf n cookies!

Reptiloyd

12 points

6 days ago

Reptiloyd

12 points

6 days ago

Yes i am.

Juicebox-shakur

3 points

5 days ago

I was dating this guy for a few years, he came from a much more...how do I say... Old-school family? Anyway once he was at my mom's with me. We were having drinks and hanging out... I don't remember what he did or said, but my mom jokingly called my bf a "motherfucker" and his eyes grew wide with shock, and she gestured to me "well, she does have a kid...so......"

Immediate cackling laughter from both me and my mom. Poor guy just looked shook 🤣

465554544255434B52

34 points

6 days ago

nana's? amatuer. go to the basement and put on these headphones kids

catdog918

180 points

6 days ago

catdog918

180 points

6 days ago

I’m going to share this with my gf and pray she gets the hint that I want her to slam my face into her ass

SonicBlur254

55 points

6 days ago

or slam her face into your ass and hope she gets the hint that you want the same

catdog918

22 points

6 days ago

catdog918

22 points

6 days ago

I mean, I’m down

Mybeardisawesom

54 points

6 days ago

How can I get mine to do that to me? Cause yes

cdqmcp

79 points

6 days ago

cdqmcp

79 points

6 days ago

Have you tried using words?

senorglory

56 points

6 days ago

Uncomfortable.

Mybeardisawesom

30 points

6 days ago

No, i communicate mainly through grunts and head nods.

ThomasTheBadWriter

15 points

6 days ago

Ah, the silent protagonist

frickuranders

14 points

6 days ago*

Send them a link to the vid with a eggplant and peach emoji with a winking face. Shakespearian man. Maybe link your comment. Just remember to wear a mouth guard for that intense snu snu.

Soon you'll be sending links of whatever you want and you'll invest 10k on a sex dungeon.

Your kid will be traumatized for life tho whenever they do push-ups yoga or piggyback rides. But that's not your problem it'll be their therapists

goldenboy2191

3 points

6 days ago

Go on…

KJ2998SJ

267 points

6 days ago

KJ2998SJ

267 points

6 days ago

It really depends on the person. If my bf did this to me I'd be laughing my ass off. Prolly give him an ass whooping for revenge, but still, it would be a fun moment we'd laugh at.

n1ghtg0ddess

41 points

6 days ago

Same actually

AnalBlaster700XL

23 points

6 days ago

You share boyfriend?

ryuzaki49

13 points

6 days ago

ryuzaki49

13 points

6 days ago

It depends on the person about two things:

Doing the prank in the first place, but also equally important, posting it online.

notquitesolid

32 points

6 days ago

It does depend. For me a guy doing something like this to me would be a deal breaker, but that’s because I grew up with abuse similar to this (being forced to do things against my will and not being strong enough to make it stop or get away) and my response is trauma related.

If the guy knows you’re ok with this kind of prankish, ass slam away. For folks you don’t know or folks that really don’t find it funny… probably don’t do that. Pranks are only fun if everyone is laughing imo.

Skaid

26 points

6 days ago

Skaid

26 points

6 days ago

My ex once sat over me and wouldn't let me go, and I was getting pissed off. The reason he wouldn't let go was because he was going to fart on my face. It wasn't funny, and that was the moment where I lost the last bit of attraction to him. It just felt so fucking humiliating, since I couldn't physically get away. I screamed at him afterwards. I only wish I had managed to hit his balls

daertistic_blabla

4 points

6 days ago

nah i‘m sorry the thing your ex did would also be a definite dealbreaker for me. it‘s not funny, it‘s disgusting. my bf wanted to fart when i was doing something behind him and i warned him that i‘d seriously leave him for it. he never tried it again. what may seem ridiculous to other‘s are serious boundaries for us and a partner who can‘t see past the ridiculousness and doesn‘t respect your boundaries, doesn‘t deserve your love, care and affection. i wouldn‘t like the thing the dude in the video has done to her, but would laugh at other things. doesn‘t make us humorless either if we don‘t enjoy our face being forcefully stuffed into a butt

Skaid

3 points

6 days ago

Skaid

3 points

6 days ago

Yeah, I mean you can do pranks and jokes that doesn't involve physical restraint. Farts can be hilarious, but not in my face

[deleted]

593 points

6 days ago

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593 points

6 days ago

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Crisp-Hat-Rick

152 points

6 days ago

I saw one post where a boyfriend slapped his girlfriend's ass, and lots of the Reddit comments were appalled he did it without her consent.

[deleted]

125 points

6 days ago

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125 points

6 days ago

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energetic-dad

3 points

5 days ago

lmao spot on

QuicklyGoingSenile

3 points

5 days ago

💯

TotedwiththeTross

64 points

6 days ago

Meanwhile when I’m with my girlfriend, everytime I bend over my hand instinctively protects my hole

exkid

13 points

6 days ago

exkid

13 points

6 days ago

As a wife who also sneak-attacks her husband's hole, I send your girlfriend my regards.

Soon we will be legion.

sweetchai777

3 points

5 days ago

I've been sending photos of strap ons to my husband as a reminder that the time is nigh. Choose wisely.

There's a lot of ass play in our relationship tho.

So it's inevitable.

Compost_My_Body

49 points

6 days ago

Brother, same. My wife has zero mercy

taybay462

22 points

6 days ago

taybay462

22 points

6 days ago

Why should she? It's indescribably fun

Tyhelm

5 points

6 days ago

Tyhelm

5 points

6 days ago

Same, even getting off the couch I gotta cover quick or I get poked in the hole.

cincyricky

3 points

6 days ago

No safe walk up the stairs around me.

WhtChcltWarrior

3 points

6 days ago

I can’t even lay on my stomach around here without being ready to clench at a moments notice. She always trying to credit check me

LightOfADeadStar

3 points

6 days ago

Same here. But I don’t whine about it and get upset. It’s like a game.

DefinitelyNotAliens

20 points

6 days ago

Last weekend my BIL came up to us at the brew pub and just smacked some ass on instinct. My sister didn't even break in conversation. My niece was horrified at the ass grabbing. Omg dad you're in public!

Some couples have varying comfort levels and it's 100% okay. Some grab ass in public at brew pubs. Others don't grab ass at all. Everyone is allowed to have varying levels of PDA. It's all good.

Sometimes people like... communicate their general comfort levels and don't have to ask every single time. Don't smack ass in front of boss. Okay to smack some booty in the beer garden. Don't have to ask.

ClassicCareBear

13 points

6 days ago

Well said.

CanYouPointMeToTacos

381 points

6 days ago

Because some people fall in love with people who enjoy dumb frat boy shit

johnsnowthrow

273 points

6 days ago

No. It is madness to have a relationship that isn't business-like and strictly professional. Imagine a world with fun. Ew.

Thatoneguy111700

87 points

6 days ago

You MUST end every sexual encounter with a strong handshake and good eye contact.

dropkickoz

42 points

6 days ago

I would like to set an appointment for one sex today please.

IndigenousOres

12 points

6 days ago

Let me check my schedule, I might be able to squeeze you in

Beaniesintheclouds

4 points

6 days ago

I absolutely should not have understood that as quickly as I did

…I came to the conclusion too quickly

BustinArant

3 points

6 days ago

Here I just wanted to say "let me ask my sextretary."

frivoly

14 points

6 days ago

frivoly

14 points

6 days ago

If this is fun, I'll take the boring adults. Looks like there's someone for everyone!

_Kzero_

677 points

6 days ago

_Kzero_

677 points

6 days ago

guitarstitch

1.9k points

6 days ago

guitarstitch

1.9k points

6 days ago

Because growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. Sorry about your missing joy.

sithlord_crisps

99 points

6 days ago

Ramming your gfs face into your asscrack=whimsical childish fun i guess lol

stonesst

55 points

6 days ago

stonesst

55 points

6 days ago

People have different sense of humor… My fiancé would be incapacitated laughing if I tried this

EdgeBrexr

12 points

6 days ago

EdgeBrexr

12 points

6 days ago

same, she would demand to do it back to me out of revenge

Gonzjon23

5 points

6 days ago

I don't see your problem?

EdgeBrexr

7 points

6 days ago

more of a bonus

stonesst

4 points

5 days ago

stonesst

4 points

5 days ago

Death by snu snu

LandArch_0

62 points

6 days ago*

I'd say it's not even mandatory, is inevitable (unless you die of course)

Edit: up until today I've always thought mandatory had only to do with an order given.

Turtle-Shaker

47 points

6 days ago

Growing old is technically optional

SavathussyEnjoyer

16 points

6 days ago

“Stay young FOREVER with this simple trick!” cocks gun

goawayjason623

3 points

6 days ago

god damn it i ugly laughed in an empty dining room rn

thebestjoeever

13 points

6 days ago

What exactly do you think people mean when they say mandatory?

Fastfingers_McGee

10 points

6 days ago

What do you think mandatory means?

howlandtabby

24 points

6 days ago

Imagine thinking that loving tik tok pranks is correlated with someone’s ability to experience joy

“Oh you didn’t like the latest episode of Big Bang theory?? Well sorry you’ve lost your passion for life. Sad!”

quotes Walt Disney with a straight face

AggressiveReveal6881

23 points

6 days ago

It’s fake, my girlfriend watches these people on YouTube, it’s all cornball fake shit.

hurtfulproduct

31 points

6 days ago

Honestly it’s a “know your audience” Situation. . . Some may find this hilarious, some may hate it

LeMagican

102 points

6 days ago

LeMagican

102 points

6 days ago

They don’t seem to be depressed and 70 years old

Whyalwaysme1991-2

299 points

6 days ago

Tell me you’re single without telling me you’re single

BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

37 points

6 days ago

I personally would be really annoyed because I get headaches so easily and I know having my head shaken around like that would cause one. But my partner also knows that so he wouldn’t do it. We goof around in other ways!

APetitePig

52 points

6 days ago

Okay, then let me explain it to you: humor is subjective. Sometimes other people can find amusement in something that doesn’t amuse you, or have fun in ways that you personally wouldn’t find fun. Neat, right? But here’s the real kicker: oftentimes, people seek out partners that find humor and enjoyment in similar ways to themselves, allowing them to have happy relationships while doing those things you don’t find fun or funny but they do!

Hope that helps you understand.

Whole-Pea1870

80 points

6 days ago

You're soft

tofuslut666

20 points

6 days ago

Id get a divorce

Hazelnut_Spark

28 points

6 days ago

That poor kid…

adventuref0x

18 points

6 days ago

Sure it’s unexpected but it’s pretty shitty

Puzzleheaded-Mind269

6 points

6 days ago

Someone is not getting laid for a month

Kay89leigh

45 points

6 days ago

This is horrible