submitted 6 days ago byChapterOfLethe
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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
Didn't do pushups. Started butt hugs instead.
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I like how she immediately grabs her shoe
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Its the Latina in her. Immediately go for the chancla
As a latinamerican, I'm really glad we don't have a tradition of using Clogs (big wooden shoes)
There should be a Horror movie called "La Chancla" Latinos would grimace of their childhood memories being on the big screen as soon as your jordans touch the wet floor...
You better not go walking on that floor after I cleaned it with Fabuloso.
Purple fabuloso is best all purpose cleaner and smells great. I will fight anyone smaller than me who says otherwise
What about someone larger but lazy and out of shape?
Nah that's my role in this whole scenario. Can't have two fat lazy dudes. Smaller guy can totally be fit and beat my ass though, nothing aaginst that
How about someone slightly overweight but with a resting heartbeat of 83BPM? you get to pick the height and sweaty factor.
I'll need to align with the Tribunal. Please wait 2 to 6 business weeks for response
its like that woman was made by the manufacturer to handle that stuff.
I fucking love Fabuloso!
CHAN CHAN CHAAAAAAAN...
Dude, for me it was a belt, I would have fucking loved a chancla instead lol
I was told to go cut a switch off the bushes and bring it back.
Its not just the Mexicans, its almost every brown kid that goes through this nightmare. Be they be the Latinos, the North Africans, Middle Eastern, Indian Subcontinenter or the Indo-Chinese. The tropical heat unites us all in the nightmare.
As a whitey, my mom liked to throw whatever was closest (books, cups, coasters, shoes - whatever she could get her hands on.)
I'm in the midwest so this phenomenon might, in-fact, be unrelated to climate or race. The great uniter!
As a whitey myself, same thing…. Remote controls, plates, she once threw one of those like 5 pound glass/crystal ashtrays at me
My mom just lobbed the flowerpots off the 2nd story balcony at us as we walked off to gp to school.
Also from Midwest, mom would do the same lol
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My mom's from Ireland... Y'all are bitchs!
Just don’t fuck around while they were in the kitchen wooden spoons are deadly. Love my mom and I don’t know how she raised me without murdering me.
More comedy than horror but “Hispanic Halloween by David Lopez”
The man, the legend, Yeison Borgés!
The squeak of your shoes against the floorbis the last thing you hear…
"hijo de la chingada!"
Thank you for the Metropolis reaction.
Directed By Jordan Peele.
That man is dead…
This should be nsfw. We just watched a murder.
It’s cut to early. I wish I would have seen him getting slapped a little for this crap.
Totally agree. I bet it hurt, what he did to her. And why would he even include the kid in his stupid prank..
Because he‘s mentally still 12.
I mean, it's a dumbshit prank but I doubt she's actually seriously pissed about it, it's really not that serious.
I agree that it's not that serious. I actually laughed when she came after him with the shankla, I'm just responding to the comments I read here. For this comment I responded to, I also thought it was cut too early. I would have liked to see the shankla set things straight.
Yea she should divorce him, delete facebook and hit the gym....
You guys are something else
Poor guy doesn’t stand a chance against the oncoming storm
it never misses...
I had a Latino manager at Taco Bell once, and her husband worked there too, and she was ALWAYS threatening with La Chancla. Became one of the funniest inside jokes for us all.
Immediately go for the chancla
Immediately go for the chancla
I mean, different strokes right bud? Some folks find that fun, I’m not a big fan. Nothing wrong if they’re both having fun and it looks like she’s amused too. She probably knows he’s like that since, she had a kid with him.
She learned that from her mama who learned that from her mama who learned that from her mom. That is hereditary knowledge that has been passed down for that last 20-30 generations.
More like hereditary trauma
Shhh we don’t think about that. Beating children is funny if you say it in another language
that's great! and how did you post that?
nm - I see now, has to be on Gify already
I'd wield a murderous chancla, too.
You see you smooth and fast that was?
That’s a tactical grab and beat.
You just have to understand the ancient secret of La Chancla
That was glorious
Lol...the wilhelm scream.
Because that’s how they scripted this.
And immediately started smacking him with it , shit I'd been smacking the hell out that head of his too 😂😂
Like if there would be a playbook...
That dude is getting destroyed, she broke out the r/LaChancla. We know how lethal they are.
I needed to know this sub exists
For some reason people in the comments here complaining about him doing to to her, and others defending it
But i don't see anybody saying that this was extremely expected... Like every single time a video comes up with they are in a situation like this... It's always this that happens.. .how was this unexpected for anybody ?
Is it just me, or like you can just tell when something is staged and then there’s people who think it’s real. Like cgi characters and uncanny valley.
I'll be honest, a lot of the time I just suck at recognizing when something is fake. But reading here about her arms made me rewatch and it was very obvious. I dunno just not a built-in skill for everyone.
Its a tiktok video
Plus physically he couldn't have pulled her like that if she wasn't ok with it, and her reaction was standard internet overacting
Plus it’s staged…. Look at the kids face
For me it was her flailing arms. Just didn’t look natural.
Wasn't the first take that's for sure.
You mean when she was standing up and pushing hair out of her face while grabbing her shoe? What do you mean not natural?
my first reaction to getting my face slammed into an asshole would be to put space between me and the asshole. she left her hands at her side for all the pumps.
Amateurs always overact.
He was probably just in on it
Yes, the dad and kid likely staged the prank for the mom, who was likely tricked into thinking it's some other video.
Staged things can still have unaware and genuine participants
I dunno doesn't mean shit for me. Kid was in on the plan and that's why he's laughing at mommy freaking out. It's possible she didn't know
It’s possible that the dad just told him and didn’t tell her
He was probably in on it, doesn’t look staged
For the likes
I've never seen a video like this. So it was unexpected...
I'd try some shit like that and end up breaking my girls nose.
I was gonna say it looked hella aggressive lol
Not far off. People have gotten concussions when experiencd ladies have done it to guys.
Unexpected? Sort of. Staged? Absolutely.
He had no leverage to push her away, and she deliberately didn't use her arms to avoid being pulled in.
Belongs in r/TotallyExpected
And also /r/stagedvideos
That shoe came off in an INSTANT
This is a decades old Brazilian dance called Surra de Bunda. Not that serious guys and gals. The "pranks" have been constantly reposted here from TikTok. So I'm betting we're at the part of the Social media cycle where all users ard know what it is, and you're seeing faked/purposed "pranks".
The ol Brazilian butt slam.
So it's basically a lap dance except it's on your face? Wtf???
Absolutely, it can go from very smooth and sensual, to absolute violence , broken and bleeding noses. It's on my bucket list!
And Dança Do Créu was a thing before twerking existed in the US.... And UNCLE LUKE AND TOO LIVE CREW ARE IMMORTAL!
And people have gotten concussions from it. Just shows the core strength and endurance on some of these gals to be able to do that.
It's a reverse lap dance
Man this happened and then that sandal came off so quick , she grab that sandals while still in motions 😂😂😂😂
That shoe came off with a quickness. She passed the ready to be a mom test
I’d hope so because that kid looks like he’s 7
Kid saw the chancla and ran for his life even when he had no fault in this.
This is the video that they’re showing at the murder trial
Staged - I'm sorry, but no Latina is wearing shoes in the house.
Why does this comment section seem to have a huge stick up its ass? This prank isn't the gold standard of comedy, but jesus it's just a dumb prank.
What an ass
he must work out
Fuckin weird thing to do
You’re a weird thing to do lol
I would 100% punch his balls.
How do y'all keep falling for this fake shit.
Weird way to ask for a divorce
This is so fucking dumb.
That instinct to take the slippers immediately.
She was showin' them off. Just an observation...
Yeah I saw this same joke done about 12 months ago by someone else just as unoriginal and unfunny.
And back then, that's probably the first time it was done either.
I don't understand why anyone would think it's funny to do this to someone they care about. Like, this is some dumb frat boy shit.
If my girl was doing this to me it wouldn't be funny. It would become very sexual very quickly.
Kids would have to go to Nana's real quick.
and my legacy as a mother-fucker is fulfilled.
You motherfucker you...
It's amazing how that was an insult .. until you have kids and it turns into a badge of honor. My favorite snack .. milf n cookies!
Yes i am.
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I was dating this guy for a few years, he came from a much more...how do I say... Old-school family?
Anyway once he was at my mom's with me. We were having drinks and hanging out... I don't remember what he did or said, but my mom jokingly called my bf a "motherfucker" and his eyes grew wide with shock, and she gestured to me "well, she does have a kid...so......"
Immediate cackling laughter from both me and my mom. Poor guy just looked shook 🤣
nana's? amatuer. go to the basement and put on these headphones kids
I’m going to share this with my gf and pray she gets the hint that I want her to slam my face into her ass
or slam her face into your ass and hope she gets the hint that you want the same
I mean, I’m down
How can I get mine to do that to me? Cause yes
Have you tried using words?
No, i communicate mainly through grunts and head nods.
Ah, the silent protagonist
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Send them a link to the vid with a eggplant and peach emoji with a winking face. Shakespearian man. Maybe link your comment. Just remember to wear a mouth guard for that intense snu snu.
Soon you'll be sending links of whatever you want and you'll invest 10k on a sex dungeon.
Your kid will be traumatized for life tho whenever they do push-ups yoga or piggyback rides. But that's not your problem it'll be their therapists
It really depends on the person. If my bf did this to me I'd be laughing my ass off. Prolly give him an ass whooping for revenge, but still, it would be a fun moment we'd laugh at.
You share boyfriend?
It depends on the person about two things:
Doing the prank in the first place, but also equally important, posting it online.
It does depend. For me a guy doing something like this to me would be a deal breaker, but that’s because I grew up with abuse similar to this (being forced to do things against my will and not being strong enough to make it stop or get away) and my response is trauma related.
If the guy knows you’re ok with this kind of prankish, ass slam away. For folks you don’t know or folks that really don’t find it funny… probably don’t do that. Pranks are only fun if everyone is laughing imo.
My ex once sat over me and wouldn't let me go, and I was getting pissed off. The reason he wouldn't let go was because he was going to fart on my face. It wasn't funny, and that was the moment where I lost the last bit of attraction to him. It just felt so fucking humiliating, since I couldn't physically get away. I screamed at him afterwards. I only wish I had managed to hit his balls
nah i‘m sorry the thing your ex did would also be a definite dealbreaker for me. it‘s not funny, it‘s disgusting. my bf wanted to fart when i was doing something behind him and i warned him that i‘d seriously leave him for it. he never tried it again. what may seem ridiculous to other‘s are serious boundaries for us and a partner who can‘t see past the ridiculousness and doesn‘t respect your boundaries, doesn‘t deserve your love, care and affection. i wouldn‘t like the thing the dude in the video has done to her, but would laugh at other things. doesn‘t make us humorless either if we don‘t enjoy our face being forcefully stuffed into a butt
Yeah, I mean you can do pranks and jokes that doesn't involve physical restraint. Farts can be hilarious, but not in my face
I saw one post where a boyfriend slapped his girlfriend's ass, and lots of the Reddit comments were appalled he did it without her consent.
lmao spot on
Meanwhile when I’m with my girlfriend, everytime I bend over my hand instinctively protects my hole
As a wife who also sneak-attacks her husband's hole, I send your girlfriend my regards.
Soon we will be legion.
I've been sending photos of strap ons to my husband as a reminder that the time is nigh. Choose wisely.
There's a lot of ass play in our relationship tho.
So it's inevitable.
Brother, same. My wife has zero mercy
Why should she? It's indescribably fun
Same, even getting off the couch I gotta cover quick or I get poked in the hole.
No safe walk up the stairs around me.
I can’t even lay on my stomach around here without being ready to clench at a moments notice. She always trying to credit check me
Same here. But I don’t whine about it and get upset. It’s like a game.
Last weekend my BIL came up to us at the brew pub and just smacked some ass on instinct. My sister didn't even break in conversation. My niece was horrified at the ass grabbing. Omg dad you're in public!
Some couples have varying comfort levels and it's 100% okay. Some grab ass in public at brew pubs. Others don't grab ass at all. Everyone is allowed to have varying levels of PDA. It's all good.
Sometimes people like... communicate their general comfort levels and don't have to ask every single time. Don't smack ass in front of boss. Okay to smack some booty in the beer garden. Don't have to ask.
Because some people fall in love with people who enjoy dumb frat boy shit
No. It is madness to have a relationship that isn't business-like and strictly professional. Imagine a world with fun. Ew.
You MUST end every sexual encounter with a strong handshake and good eye contact.
I would like to set an appointment for one sex today please.
Let me check my schedule, I might be able to squeeze you in
I absolutely should not have understood that as quickly as I did
…I came to the conclusion too quickly
Here I just wanted to say "let me ask my sextretary."
If this is fun, I'll take the boring adults. Looks like there's someone for everyone!
Because growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. Sorry about your missing joy.
Ramming your gfs face into your asscrack=whimsical childish fun i guess lol
People have different sense of humor… My fiancé would be incapacitated laughing if I tried this
same, she would demand to do it back to me out of revenge
I don't see your problem?
more of a bonus
Death by snu snu
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I'd say it's not even mandatory, is inevitable (unless you die of course)
Edit: up until today I've always thought mandatory had only to do with an order given.
Growing old is technically optional
“Stay young FOREVER with this simple trick!” cocks gun
god damn it i ugly laughed in an empty dining room rn
What exactly do you think people mean when they say mandatory?
What do you think mandatory means?
Imagine thinking that loving tik tok pranks is correlated with someone’s ability to experience joy
“Oh you didn’t like the latest episode of Big Bang theory?? Well sorry you’ve lost your passion for life. Sad!”
quotes Walt Disney with a straight face
It’s fake, my girlfriend watches these people on YouTube, it’s all cornball fake shit.
Honestly it’s a “know your audience” Situation. . . Some may find this hilarious, some may hate it
They don’t seem to be depressed and 70 years old
Tell me you’re single without telling me you’re single
I personally would be really annoyed because I get headaches so easily and I know having my head shaken around like that would cause one. But my partner also knows that so he wouldn’t do it. We goof around in other ways!
Okay, then let me explain it to you: humor is subjective. Sometimes other people can find amusement in something that doesn’t amuse you, or have fun in ways that you personally wouldn’t find fun. Neat, right? But here’s the real kicker: oftentimes, people seek out partners that find humor and enjoyment in similar ways to themselves, allowing them to have happy relationships while doing those things you don’t find fun or funny but they do!
Hope that helps you understand.
Id get a divorce
That poor kid…
Sure it’s unexpected but it’s pretty shitty
Someone is not getting laid for a month
This is horrible