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HornOfNimon

7.8k points

6 days ago

HornOfNimon

7.8k points

6 days ago

Corset is too tight

LouisTheWhatever

2.7k points

6 days ago

Agreed, spanx for men having a banner year

Shoresy69Chirps

392 points

6 days ago*

The manzier is making a comeback, I knew it!!!! Those bastards stole my idea!

— Frank Costanza

darglor

90 points

6 days ago

darglor

90 points

6 days ago

It’s a bro!!

1138311

21 points

5 days ago

1138311

21 points

5 days ago

MANZIER!!!

lookwhoitsdoc

268 points

6 days ago

Never realized desantis was such a fat fuck before. Come to think of it I’ve only ever seen the dudes face

Kiosade

58 points

6 days ago

Kiosade

58 points

6 days ago

Wait.. THAT’S Mr. Death Sentence?? I guess I never bothered to look up what he looks like…

treycartier91

1.4k points

6 days ago

Corset/diaper/shoe lifts

Not a great combo when you want to stand like a normal person.

northshore12

1.3k points

6 days ago

northshore12

1.3k points

6 days ago

But fucking AWESOME if you want to cosplay as the front part of a centaur.

ClockWeasel

262 points

6 days ago

ClockWeasel

262 points

6 days ago

“Don’t make me look like a horse’s ass”

“I got just the thing!”

Sarcastic-Ad-Bot

1.5k points

6 days ago

Former lard ass here, at least 30% of their attention is being used to maintain what they think is a slimming pose.

OneMorePenguin

690 points

6 days ago

They look like two fat fucks to me. That suit that is buttoned enhances the fat look.

Sarcastic-Ad-Bot

391 points

6 days ago

Its all mental. The 5th law of physics states that sucking in your gut and straightening your spine does not actually reduce your mass. People can still see you're fat.

If you ever see a fat person that looks happy, just gloss over visually, they're not sucking in and just letting that shit hang.

JamesTheMannequin

201 points

6 days ago

I once saw a fat man fit through a street drain he probably shouldn't have all because another (thinner) man yelled "THINK THIN!" at him.

Sarcastic-Ad-Bot

126 points

6 days ago

His blub was muffling the conversation on the other side of the drain and you didn't hear "WE ALL FLOAT DOWN HERE" as he was eaten like a corn cob.

SolomonBlack

109 points

6 days ago

As a fat ass I assure you fitting through tight spaces is pretty easy. We're like cats we just ooze through.

r/fatsareliquid

MuppetRex

34 points

6 days ago

MuppetRex

34 points

6 days ago

A friend of mine and myself are both fat, we used to work on tanks on ships and people were surprised we could get through various holes. He always said "we're gelatinous".

KayakerMel

198 points

6 days ago

KayakerMel

198 points

6 days ago

Yup, that's the Strong Girdle stance.

CapeTownMassive

328 points

6 days ago

FAT MAAAAN IN A little coaaaat

KindfOfABigDeal

108 points

6 days ago

I never realized DeSantis was such a chonky boy. It's like his head is too small for his body.

Bonesnapcall

27 points

6 days ago

He wasn't during his first campaign.

He's easily put on 40 pounds since becoming governor.

HealthyInPublic

35 points

6 days ago

When it’s finally time to eat the rich I’m going to have to pass on the DeSantis - I’m watching my cholesterol.

Only-Marzipan9846

64 points

6 days ago

Trump literally wears a corset-like piece to keep his gut from bulging, and lifts in his shoes so he appears taller. That’s why he leans forward like that, the lifts are giving him poor posture and his spine is suffering. He is the definition of “looks big to intimidate potential threats,” lol but everyone knows how weak and pathetic he is.

woodmanfarms

192 points

6 days ago

Trumps is shoe lifts 100%. Google it

AreasonableAmerican

94 points

6 days ago

Check out Putin’s lifts- he’s basically on short stilts.

essjay2009

24 points

6 days ago

Walking round like a cast member in the Lion King Musical.

newbrevity

17 points

6 days ago

Putin is a shrimp

No_Banana_581

90 points

6 days ago

They’re both wearing high heels

fapsandnaps

12 points

6 days ago

I was just thinking that I got hit by a smooth criminal.

fetusmcnuggets70

24 points

6 days ago

I think Chris Farley called it, fat guy/little jacket

nailgun198

4.6k points

6 days ago

nailgun198

4.6k points

6 days ago

Shoe lifts and an attempt to appear larger to scare off potential predators.

TheGripper

2k points

6 days ago

Trump, DeSantis, and Putin all wear high lifts. What's with autocrats and insecurities about their height?

DesperateImpression6

1.3k points

6 days ago

They're all wearing kitten heels which is fitting because they're all paper tigers.

Rune0x1b

453 points

6 days ago

Rune0x1b

453 points

6 days ago

The same kinds of insecurities that drove them to be despots (or wannabe despots) in the first place.

numberonebuddy

206 points

6 days ago

It's just insecurities in general. Trump's doctor said he was one of the fittest presidents ever, a marvel of genetics, etc etc. Obvious lies but it makes him feel good.

TrumpsMerkin201o

41 points

6 days ago

He literally has paid staff members who read him tweets and newspaper stories that are positive for Velveeta Voldermort, while he golfs.

SlobMarley13

84 points

6 days ago

Remember when Trump talked about his dick at the republican debate?

numberonebuddy

272 points

6 days ago

Let's not forget the small hands

https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2015/10/graydon-carter-donald-trump

Just to drive him a little bit crazy, I took to referring to him as a “short-fingered vulgarian” in the pages of Spy magazine. That was more than a quarter of a century ago. To this day, I receive the occasional envelope from Trump. There is always a photo of him—generally a tear sheet from a magazine. On all of them he has circled his hand in gold Sharpie in a valiant effort to highlight the length of his fingers. I almost feel sorry for the poor fellow because, to me, the fingers still look abnormally stubby. The most recent offering arrived earlier this year, before his decision to go after the Republican presidential nomination. Like the other packages, this one included a circled hand and the words, also written in gold Sharpie: “See, not so short!” I sent the picture back by return mail with a note attached, saying, “Actually, quite short.” Which I can only assume gave him fits.

sseemour

33 points

6 days ago

sseemour

33 points

6 days ago

WE'RE LAWYERS! 😀

Kebab-Destroyer

30 points

6 days ago

This is so surreal. Like... just... what

Definition_of_Tragic

23 points

6 days ago

You serious? A human doctor, with a real medical degree, from an accredited medical school, on this planet, in this galaxy, in this universe, said this with a straight face?

fruit_meat

159 points

6 days ago

fruit_meat

159 points

6 days ago

It's the saddest with Trump because he's apparently in the 6'-or-slightly-over range and is still incredibly insecure about his height. The man embodies LDE.

RelativeMotion1

48 points

6 days ago

Man the stats are all over the place on trump. I’ve found everything from 6’ 0.5” (lol) to 6’ 4” (also lol).

SteelCrow

78 points

6 days ago

SteelCrow

78 points

6 days ago

He's 5'10" with 3 inch lifts.

mrmarjon

30 points

6 days ago

mrmarjon

30 points

6 days ago

Yeah, but he’s fat and stupid, so the whole package is just shite

Mister-Butterswurth

130 points

6 days ago

Idk but seems like that’s evidence Danny Devito should just run everything

object_permanence

68 points

6 days ago

This but unironically.

BadgerGeneral9639

69 points

6 days ago

men in power (speaking about my current CEO) tend to be psychopathic narcissists (statistically)

these narcassists have HUGE hubris, and cant stand to be out-done. ALSO, they are HUGE on intimidation. hard to be intimidating , while looking up at somone

not shoe lifts- these are inserts

blorfie

74 points

6 days ago

blorfie

74 points

6 days ago

I once saw someone describe it as "the front half of a centaur" and that's the one that's stuck with me

SalaciousCoffee

2.5k points

6 days ago

SniffCheck

966 points

6 days ago

SniffCheck

966 points

6 days ago

Impossible_Series412

170 points

6 days ago

Aliens trying to imitate what they think humans stand like?

urbanhag

105 points

6 days ago

urbanhag

105 points

6 days ago

Richard, what's happening?!

RC-Coola

8.9k points

6 days ago

RC-Coola

8.9k points

6 days ago

It's the "i'm literally filled with shit" pose.

That_Charming_Otter

4.4k points

6 days ago

The Mommy, my fart is on the floor stance

HotPinkLollyWimple

290 points

6 days ago

It was a fart they couldn’t trust.

That_Charming_Otter

293 points

6 days ago

a fart they couldn’t trust.

You've just sorted out DeSantis' next campaign slogan

stack_of_ghosts

166 points

6 days ago

Seriously though- a guerilla political group needs to start pasting false campaign ads in this vein.

"Desantis: A fart you can't trust" and this pic is worth a million words...

Please. Please, let's fucking DO THIS

cptspeirs

66 points

6 days ago

cptspeirs

66 points

6 days ago

"I'm a fart you *can trust"

"*At your own risk. All statements are made by a personality and are not to believed by rational people."

NotLerf

348 points

6 days ago

NotLerf

348 points

6 days ago

This wins

masterpate

507 points

6 days ago

masterpate

507 points

6 days ago

I saw a comment a few weeks ago saying it looks like a centaur without it’s hind legs lmao.

Aulm

381 points

6 days ago*

Aulm

381 points

6 days ago*

FWIW It is believed by many that Cheetolini has that odd stance and "forward" angle because he wears lifts. His ego, like his hands, being so small he has to lie about everything.

If one wears them regularly for years on end, it changes how you stand since they essentially push you forward. (think of standing and walking on door stops day-after-day).

Note: there is TONS of credible evidence that his best bud Putin does the same, only more extreme.

Edit: grammar, words, spelling

gbushprogs

195 points

6 days ago

gbushprogs

195 points

6 days ago

He also leans forward significantly to look a lot thinner and therefore healthy. He's obese.

LilFozzieBear

37 points

6 days ago

Lol. What insecure little bitches.

It's amazing that these type continue to rise through the ranks and hold power over so many. Fuck these guys.

Dragonace1000

118 points

6 days ago

Yeah his lifts make him lean forward really bad. If you look at him long enough in that picture, it starts to remind you of Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal lean. His spine has to be damaged at this point, after doing that shit for so many years. I wonder, if he wore regular shoes would he just fall backwards?

cptspeirs

76 points

6 days ago

cptspeirs

76 points

6 days ago

How bad must all the other presidents spines have been if he was the healthiest president, with the greatest spine to ever grace the office?

orangeorchid

18 points

6 days ago

I think he doesn't have enough core strength to stand upright.

know_it_is

39 points

6 days ago

The attempt at looking healthy has failed.

Aulm

41 points

6 days ago

Aulm

41 points

6 days ago

That makes sense!

I've also seen a lot of articles about how his suits AREN'T poorly fitting like many of us think (because they don't look like they fit well) but are all expertly cut and designed, down to custom ties, to hide his pudge and accentuate the features he wants (IE broad shoulders)

ElBiscuit

26 points

6 days ago

ElBiscuit

26 points

6 days ago

It’s like trying to get away with a real-life Instagram filter. No one is fooled.

Silver_Leonid2019

29 points

6 days ago

Cheetolini. Love it. Now I know what to call him without saying the actual name.

not_a_conman

15 points

6 days ago

Trump wears lifts too. 100% what’s going on here. Not hard to deduct what type of man would feel the need to wear lifts either.

TheRantDog

286 points

6 days ago

TheRantDog

286 points

6 days ago

Or the “I shit myself” pose.

raphthepharaoh

144 points

6 days ago

The “I am a piece of shit” pose

[deleted]

72 points

6 days ago

[deleted]

72 points

6 days ago

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motormouth08

69 points

6 days ago

💯 This is what I look like when I try on clothes that technically fit but are too small. Definitely "fat guy in a little coat" vibes going on here.

agrandthing

24 points

6 days ago

Ew. Sick. I learned about fatbergs on "Adam Ruins Everything."

GlitteringBobcat999

16 points

6 days ago

I am. In a world. Of shit.

suckercuck

103 points

6 days ago

suckercuck

103 points

6 days ago

Look at Captain Ron’s massive fucking tits though! 🤣💀

suckercuck

34 points

6 days ago

Ron’s suit by MISSterious 🤣

doylehawk

29 points

6 days ago

doylehawk

29 points

6 days ago

I jerked off to it now he’s gay

ErikMalik

17 points

6 days ago

ErikMalik

17 points

6 days ago

I would congratulate you, but DeSantis hated himself already.

NoRecommendation470

14 points

6 days ago

He's a giant fcuking man boob.

HotPinkLollyWimple

16 points

6 days ago

If only we could say ‘thanks for the mammories.’

SaltyPinKY

9 points

6 days ago

Don't you dare disparage that great movie.....take it back now.

flybypost

88 points

6 days ago

flybypost

88 points

6 days ago

There's (sadly) more to this than that but it seems to be pseudo-scientific bullshit for the most part:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_posing

https://www.freud.org.uk/2019/12/02/the-tory-power-stance-a-developmental-perspective/

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/apr/30/sajid-javid-tory-power-stance

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1057/s41282-019-00126-8

In short: They think it makes them look imposing, masculine, and/or authoritative instead of like an awkward and insecure bully.

Better-Director-5383

98 points

6 days ago*

Giving them way too much credit.

Trump wears lifts to look taller but it ends up making him lean forward.

Desantis is desperately cribbing trumps notes including his enrollment in the Donald trump school for standing really normal

MadAstrid

3.7k points

6 days ago

MadAstrid

3.7k points

6 days ago

I have a lot of snarky answers but I think the truth is

De Santis - suit too small and perhaps copying TFG’s mannerisms

TFG - lifts in shoes off balancing him and possible sign of dementia

Or maybe earth people arms are complicated if you are still getting accustomed to them. Shrug.

LightsSoundAction

1.4k points

6 days ago

"give me sugar... in water"

TeHNyboR

407 points

6 days ago

TeHNyboR

407 points

6 days ago

“Edgar your skin is hangin’ off your bones”

flanderguitar

218 points

6 days ago

Egger

Particular-Pigeon

172 points

6 days ago

I know Egger, and that ain’t Egger

GratefulForOvenVents

142 points

6 days ago

Like a suit... An Egger suit.

UNBANNABLE_NAME

22 points

6 days ago

We've got a bug

noldor41

29 points

6 days ago

noldor41

29 points

6 days ago

Imagine a cockroach with unlimited strength, a massive inferiority complex, & a reaaaaaally short temper.

bl00j

26 points

6 days ago

bl00j

26 points

6 days ago

Still can't believe that's Fisk.

slklylnlelt

72 points

6 days ago

"....is that better"

the_ju66ernaut

202 points

6 days ago

"...m-m-MORE..."

popplespopin

45 points

6 days ago

MOAR.

(I say this anytime my wife makes me a coffee and adds sugar)

maytheforcepeewithu

28 points

6 days ago

Edgar yer skins hangin off yer bones

snow-vs-starbuck

179 points

6 days ago

I think DeSantis is also wearing a bulletproof vest under his suit in that pic. He really needs to invest in bigger clothes if he plans on wearing body armor everywhere.

Rune0x1b

92 points

6 days ago

Rune0x1b

92 points

6 days ago

Yeah, that suit is objectively too small for him as it’s worn. Whether it’s due to a vest or just being poorly fit he would benefit from going up in size a little bit.

justmerriwether

233 points

6 days ago*

TFG?

Edit: okay, okay folks, I’m getting inundated with witty acronyms every five minutes now…

WE GOTTA PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP

sothatsathingnow

314 points

6 days ago

I don’t know either but I read it as “That Fucking Guy”

pcbb97

128 points

6 days ago

pcbb97

128 points

6 days ago

I read it as "The Fucking Goomba" not goombah like Italian mafia guy, cause he'd appreciate that I think. Goomba like the pathetic Mario enemy that can't do anything but walk back and forth waiting to get stomped

theragingoptimist

59 points

6 days ago

"That Fucking Gavone" makes more sense.

"Gavone" is New York Italian-American slang used to describe someone with no class, social skills, is uneducated and/or eats like a wild animal.

Comes from "cafone" which means a boor or ill-mannered person in Italian.

pcbb97

18 points

6 days ago

pcbb97

18 points

6 days ago

Oh much better. I never knew what gavone meant but that's much better then using a video game enemy that is at least pitiable and kinda cute.

FM-edByLife

245 points

6 days ago

FM-edByLife

245 points

6 days ago

The original TFG, in reference to trump, is from Biden calling him "the former guy" in a press conference. Since then, a lot of liberal internet spaces (Democratic Underground, Dailykos, places like that) have been calling him TFG.

As you can see from other replies to your post, that has since expanded to other things.

1800generalkenobi

179 points

6 days ago

The fat guy

uuuuuhhhh_okay

48 points

6 days ago

"The Former Guy"

Humanidado

1.5k points

6 days ago

Humanidado

1.5k points

6 days ago

Desantis just copies every mannerism that Trump does. That’s why he does the Trump Accordion Arms too.

Desantis has had zero original thoughts in his life. Imagine voting for a man who copies his life after another man.

afellowchucker

414 points

6 days ago

That campaign ad where he spent the whole time kissing Trump’s ass was truly embarrassing.

Greener_Falcon

275 points

6 days ago

DeSantis is the Ted Cruz reboot.

If it were a movie franchise it would be titled Fat and Furious: Fascist Grift.

TeHNyboR

188 points

6 days ago

TeHNyboR

188 points

6 days ago

I can’t believe he’s only 44. That’s a rough 44

makemeking706

65 points

6 days ago

Hate and anger are not beneficial to the skin.

Possible-Skin2620

54 points

6 days ago

Forty-four?!?

nealoc187

19 points

6 days ago

nealoc187

19 points

6 days ago

He's only 44? Jesus that's 1 year older than me. I would have guessed he is 52.

bobandle

38 points

6 days ago

bobandle

38 points

6 days ago

He’s puffy and short. Adds like 15 years.

quikniq

24 points

6 days ago

quikniq

24 points

6 days ago

"accordion arms" LOL

Digitus___Impudicus

57 points

6 days ago*

MrAbadeer

26 points

6 days ago

MrAbadeer

26 points

6 days ago

Wow. That was filmed in Fellat-a-vision.

alejo699

17 points

6 days ago

alejo699

17 points

6 days ago

Hoo boy. They think that's funny, don't they?

RockerElvis

13 points

6 days ago

FeldsparLavour

220 points

6 days ago

Same way Michael Meyers, Jason Vorhees, and Frankenstein stand, but they’re all better people than these two.

Steppyjim

78 points

6 days ago

Steppyjim

78 points

6 days ago

Hey frankensteins monster deserves love. His only crime was being born and then discarded for having weird eyes and then getting his only potential companion destroyed mid creation driving him mad.

Oh yeah and the murders. There were the murdered I’ll give you that. Justice for Clerval

BLACKOUT-MK2

21 points

6 days ago

Frankenstein's monster could strangle a man in the middle of Ingolstadt and people would still vote for him.

Numerous_Witness_345

17 points

6 days ago

Since he is made of multiple people, he is by default more democratic.

dynamic_hammock

4.2k points

6 days ago

It's actually a rare indicator of a certain type of dementia. So that's fun.

pensive_pigeon

1.4k points

6 days ago

Honestly him having dementia would explain a lot.

motormouth08

1k points

6 days ago

But he passed that super hard memory test, he's fit as a fiddle.

The_Spyre

438 points

6 days ago

The_Spyre

438 points

6 days ago

Person, woman, man... shit, I always fail this extremely hard test.

motormouth08

188 points

6 days ago

You got 3 out of 5, that's 60%. Technically that's passing.

detroitiseverybody

163 points

6 days ago

Actually, the Dr. told him that he did better on the test than anyone had. Anyone.

motormouth08

112 points

6 days ago

And then he gave him a lollipop.

cody0414

31 points

6 days ago

cody0414

31 points

6 days ago

Ever. In the history of people taking tests.

zerombr

57 points

6 days ago

zerombr

57 points

6 days ago

My favorite part of this, is that 'person' would not be used on an identifier test. It's far too vague. He literally looked at what was next to him, his brain took a shit, and he just babbled what was in front of him

whomad1215

31 points

6 days ago

person, super generic term

woman, also a person

man, also a person

camera, related to tv

tv, tv

WahCrybaberson

54 points

6 days ago

He has a certificate that specifically says he does not have donkey brains.

Ask_me_4_a_story

11 points

6 days ago

He's fit as a fiddle fundie

lithiun

185 points

6 days ago

lithiun

185 points

6 days ago

I always implore everyone to listen to Trump speak 30 years ago versus Trump speaking today. Two completely different speakers imo. I wouldn’t have voted for the guy back then but I’d at least be able to listen to him speak slightly longer. He uses those same high school essay buzzwords he uses today, however they are at least used in complete sentences. It’s actually quite concerning the decline in speaking quality between then and now. Like a tomato that’s been dropped at the supermarket one too many times. Looks okayish on the outside but once you pick it up….

USS_Phlebas

92 points

6 days ago

What this says about MAGA voters is also quite depressing

tweedyone

61 points

6 days ago

tweedyone

61 points

6 days ago

When he ran in 2016, I had a boss tell me that they were voting for him because:

a) they met him in the 80s and thought he was a super stand up guy

and b) he was "great" at public speaking in old interviews that he then sent me links of - again from like 1984 - 1995

The guy was fired for sexual harassment not too long afterwards, which really should not have been a surprise.

Silver-Breadfruit284

12 points

6 days ago

Maybe Melania should hospitalize him.

Altruistic-Text3481

161 points

6 days ago

“But Sleepy Joe…”. Ad naseum…

Dark Brandon stands straight, strong & tall. No Frankenstein arms.

LMFN

99 points

6 days ago

LMFN

99 points

6 days ago

Epic Rap Battles of History.

"I'm not sleepy, I'm tired, of you Donald Trump. You're fired."

Altruistic-Text3481

27 points

6 days ago

No Malarkey!

12altoids34

86 points

6 days ago

Yes, but it's the best dementia. Really great dementia. People are always telling him so.

Fenris2020

84 points

6 days ago

Not that it excuses anything, but Frontotemporal Dementia would make a bit of sense.

DeathSpiral321

59 points

6 days ago

One of the symptoms is loss of empathy. I guess he couldn't lose what he never had.

Drumbelgalf

26 points

6 days ago

  • Increasingly inappropriate social behavior
  • Loss of empathy and other interpersonal skills, such as having sensitivity to another's feelings
  • Lack of judgment
  • Loss of inhibition

Sounds about right...

DeeNYC45

159 points

6 days ago

DeeNYC45

159 points

6 days ago

Trump is displaying the dementia stance, DeSantis is just sucking in his gut .

abnormally-cliche

58 points

6 days ago

Sucking in his gut and that button is still hanging on for dear life.

Bah-Fong-Gool

37 points

6 days ago

If DeSantis sneezes, someone in the front row is losing an eye.

Ronaldo_Frumpalini

69 points

6 days ago

This is something you'd read in a sci-fi book, "As their supporters demanded at least- but perhaps only- the appearance of "strength" the elderly male leaders of the country had, (through the wearing of artificial heels to extend their height and suits tailored for a forward lean to hide their paunches) acquired a physical posture reminiscent of an assless centaur."

Quiznog

293 points

6 days ago

Quiznog

293 points

6 days ago

Cosplay. DeSantis is cosplaying Trump, while Trump cosplays a real human person with a beating heart and active brain.

iwannalynch

15 points

6 days ago

A matroyshka of shitty people pretending to be normal people, is what I'm getting from this?

oscarwinner88

669 points

6 days ago

As a member of the lgbtq community, I choose to believe that the gay tailors of America are fucking with them and purposely tailoring their suits to make them look awful.

gorgon_heart

233 points

6 days ago

Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind.

oscarwinner88

123 points

6 days ago

The alphabet mafia will get you when you let your guard down

There_is_no_ham

27 points

6 days ago

I stand behind the gay tailors of north America

brutinator

45 points

6 days ago

Hey now. Dont forget the women who are tailors. And minority groups. And, well shit, the working class people who are tailors that these assholes step on.

oscarwinner88

25 points

6 days ago

You’re probably right. Everyone hates these guys!

added_chaos

195 points

6 days ago

added_chaos

195 points

6 days ago

CT_Jester

729 points

6 days ago

CT_Jester

729 points

6 days ago

A significant forward lean is a telltale sign of elderly cognitive decline. This explains Trump horrible posture.

DeSantis just copies Trump in every way. He's also intentionally pumping his chest out to make himself look bigger and stronger, which is just a sign of a douchebag with a huge ego and a small...

Autism4Ever82

138 points

6 days ago

Suit? Set of hands? Brain? Don’t leave me hanging!

geordiethedog

75 points

6 days ago

Weak core weak back. Palms facing back is internal shoulder rotation

winterbird

58 points

6 days ago

To me it looks like deathsantis is wearing a gut girdle. Flush across the midsection with the man titty fat popping out further than the gut.

Munnin41

21 points

6 days ago

Munnin41

21 points

6 days ago

100% desantis is wearing a corset or something that's too tight. I've seen this posture plenty of times in cosplayers with too tight costumes

BiscuitDance

31 points

6 days ago

Trump also wears massive lifts that pitch him forward like 20 degrees.

Scootr4short

154 points

6 days ago

Guaranteed 45 wears adult diaper

amilliamilliamilliam

34 points

6 days ago

It's really obvious in that new interview with Hannity where he says he can declassify things through telekinesis. Either that or he got some huge new ass implants.

humanHamster

18 points

6 days ago

A few aides have said they "know" he does. They could have just been mud slinging, but I wouldn't doubt it at all.

MrDStroyer

94 points

6 days ago

DeSantis is just wearing a suit that’s way too small. Trump is suffering from Frontotemporal Dementia.

ThunderinSkyFucc

103 points

6 days ago

Trump is suffering

Ohhh, whisper it into my ear

FacesOfNeth

228 points

6 days ago*

The fact that Trump stands like the front half of a Minotaur costume will never escape my brain.

Edit: Centaur, not Minotaur as so many of you have pointed out. My mythical creature game is weak apparently.

object_permanence

74 points

6 days ago

Howling.

I mean, I think you mean centaur, but thanks for the laugh all the same.

cheap77

10 points

6 days ago

cheap77

10 points

6 days ago

It's called lumbar lordisis. Tight hip flexor from constant sitting causes the body to correct to this posture. Basically, Trump needs to get some movement into his hip flexors or he'll be a likely candidate for siatic pain if he doesn't already have it. You can also tell he sits often at a desk due to his rounded shoulders and the way his thumbs point toward each other. It means his chest muscles are also severely stiffened.

This all likely means that Trump has a really weak muscular core with stiffened muscles due to lack of movement and constant sitting.

Most obese people have this posture. It's often hard to see due to the large volume of fat tissue.

soMAJESTIC

22 points

6 days ago

Girdle lean

drdoctoratl

23 points

6 days ago

  1. Fat
  2. Body armor
  3. Oversized suit
  4. Full of shit

Jupiters

22 points

6 days ago

Jupiters

22 points

6 days ago

Have you all not seen Men In Black? They're obviously aliens in skin suits trying to pass off as human

Lybet

16 points

6 days ago

Lybet

16 points

6 days ago

This is “my suit is too small”

The_world_went_crazy

51 points

6 days ago

It's called 'wearing a corset.'

desexmachina

16 points

6 days ago

Imperial Penguining with a butt plug

ZombiScribe

13 points

6 days ago

I am convinced the weird arms are because they are constantly sucking in their gut and it makes them stiff thus unnatural looking?

The trump lean is the lifts LOL

So vanity making you look weird?

Sorry this is not a funny answer, just I have been wondering about the arms too and this picture really made me think "oh sucking it in"

aChunkyChungus

50 points

6 days ago

POS Posture

ImSoupOrCereal

55 points

6 days ago

POSture

cunt_isnt_sexist

65 points

6 days ago

When you wear a girdle and a diaper, but the left is in the process of a poopy and the right is overdue for a changing, but you can't get the toddler to sit for 2 minutes to change it.

Material-Jacket3939

86 points

6 days ago

When you don’t have a pussy to grab and you don’t know what to do with your hands.

davenjeip

28 points

6 days ago

davenjeip

28 points

6 days ago

While I’m sure there is a name for it, I don’t know it. But, it is a pretty common technique among powerful people.

Simply, they’re trying to give themselves a larger presence to say something along the lines of, “I’m larger than you, therefore I am more powerful than you”. Think pufferfish or those lizards that inflate up parts of themselves to look bigger.

Offhand I don’t have any specific examples, but there are a tons of YouTube videos showing world leaders meet and explaining the body language between them as they try to show dominance.

flabbybumhole

16 points

6 days ago

I've known enough fat old narcissists who do this pose.

They try to look tough/intimidating by placing their arms wider to make them look bigger, and lean forward to look more aggressive.

Bah-Fong-Gool

17 points

6 days ago

It's a bully pose. Every bully I have ever met does this, to do exactly what you said.

When a person does this to you, act as casual and as kind as you can, smile and say, "hey... have you put on some weight?".

__cnav__

9 points

6 days ago

__cnav__

9 points

6 days ago

Spiky Buttplug Day

Dunyazed

26 points

6 days ago

Dunyazed

26 points

6 days ago

I think it called a girdle.

AlterEdward

9 points

6 days ago

They think it makes them look big and strong.