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431 points
7 days ago
I think my paper “water bombs” are cool until I see stuff like this…
58 points
7 days ago
I do a decent amount of origami. People tell me I'm really good. Models like this are why I tell them I'm actually not.
38 points
7 days ago
You’re good, relatively good compared to them. This guy probably dedicated like 10x the time you did because it’s probably his life lol. Don’t be hard on yourself.
21 points
7 days ago
Apparently he’s a student and was managing this while also doing his finals. Some people are crazy
14 points
7 days ago
This dude must have access to a shit load of adderal.
1 points
7 days ago
Or his class load is a joke.
10 points
7 days ago
Or he’s the king of avoidance.
5 points
7 days ago
Or he just put a lot of practice into origami and he's a good student?
3 points
7 days ago
No, no. Look you can't do that. All of us came into this knowing that our years of occasional origami could never compare to that of a pro.
And now we're told that he's actually a student that made this during finals?
For the love of God, some of us are on life support. There aren't supposed to be humans who are absolute geniuses in one thing and then live the rest of their lives as functioning, competent people.
For the safety of everyone here, please please let us believe that he's somehow a loser because of how good he is at this.
I swear to God, on this nuclear briefcase, that if it turns out that he drives a Ferrari and has a huge dong, that this planet and everyone on it will cease to be.
69 points
7 days ago
Explain this paper water bombs... 🤔
70 points
7 days ago*
Food a paper into a balloon or a box, it has a hole on top, you can fill it with water.
Edit: ha ha food = fold
44 points
7 days ago
I feel there's more to it than simply wrapping paper hastily into a ball shape around a food item
26 points
7 days ago
*fold
18 points
7 days ago
I feel there's more to it than simply wrapping paper hastily into a fold shape around a food item
3 points
7 days ago
burrito.
2 points
7 days ago
Square piece of paper. Fold both opposite corners across to make creases and then open. Use creases to fold two side edges in creating two triangles. Fold four points up to center, creating Diamond shape. Bend the four mid points (two each side) to touch center line. Open the pockets on the just folded over pieces. Pull down the flap from the point you folder up a couple steps back, and stuff it inside the pocket. Smooth flat. Open the four winds so that it forms an “X”. Blow into the open hole at end to inflate into a ball. Add water (optional)
6 points
7 days ago
You just unlocked one of my childhood memories.
1.6k points
7 days ago
Can you prove it?
2.5k points
7 days ago
1.4k points
7 days ago
Thank you, u/phatjuicyass
397 points
7 days ago
89 points
7 days ago
Thanks! That looks to be an AWESOME sub!
45 points
7 days ago
How does a far job compare to a rim job?
37 points
7 days ago
They share a few letters but so far that’s about it today.
19 points
7 days ago
There’s always tomorrow!
9 points
7 days ago
That’s the kind of positivity the world needs! 🤞 Edit:spelling
8 points
7 days ago
thumbnail looks like a dead dried frog.
7 points
7 days ago
Far jobs are in the Counterweight Continent, Fourecks, the Unnamed Continent, or Klatch. Rim jobs are near the Rim
6 points
7 days ago
Far job is somewhere between day job and rim job right next to blow job.
5 points
7 days ago
If you have to ask, you can't afford to find out.
5 points
7 days ago
No idea, but you're not allowed to use odd job.
3 points
7 days ago
A Rim Job will get you Far.
8 points
7 days ago
This is subreddit is one of life's great delights. Cheers mate.
14 points
7 days ago
Not quite, the idea of the sub is someone saying something fairly positive or uplifting with a not-so positive/wholesome username in comparison. It's about the mismatch between name and comment.
This is just a funny username on its own unlike mine.
8 points
7 days ago
And remember, flossing after meals can help prevent cavities.
6 points
7 days ago
Rimjob_steve is for overtly wholesome comments by people with wild usernames, not just ha ha funny name
4 points
7 days ago
That's not what that sub is for.
2 points
7 days ago
What’s up with y’all’s names Lmao
44 points
7 days ago
I was expecting a Rick roll and not the god of origami
26 points
7 days ago
I was also expecting a Rick roll but u/phatjuicyass is never going to let you down. All hail the origami god.
11 points
7 days ago
/u/phatjuicyass would also never turn around or forget you.
38 points
7 days ago
thats so fuckin amazing.
25 points
7 days ago
Including workhours, materials, taxes, misc - it would be like ~€3k to buy it from indie shop.
Wow
15 points
7 days ago
He's making about $30/hr at that price.
38 points
7 days ago
Which is definitely not enough, especially when you take into consideration how long they take making the design itself. The guy who did this video said it took 2.5 years and 15 revisions to get the design down. The 110 hours folding it isn't much in comparison.
2 points
7 days ago
I sorta feel like a piece like this is less for making profit and more for building cred so his work becomes more desirable in general. If a video like this goes viral forget about it, his phone will be ringing off the hook for some time.
4 points
7 days ago
You could probably commission one at a cheaper price. I've seen them on etsy at 1k, which is about the minimum I'd fold one for. That said, since this another artists design, many agree that is is unethical to profit from it.
5 points
7 days ago
Hold up, how does using a blueprint make selling something you spent 100+ hours on unethical? That seems ridiculous.
14 points
7 days ago
Oh yeah, I think I can do that.
<down the rabbit hole> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtPQz1qCnB4
Yeah, no. I can't do that at all.
7 points
7 days ago
[X] Delivery [ ] Digiorno
6 points
7 days ago
Man, I have no idea how:
people can even imagine that starting grid
Have the patience to fold that much
Impressive.
166 points
7 days ago
The title fails to mention that it’s a 150cm piece of (tissue?) paper lol. I was thinking a piece of A4.
Still impressive as hell though
44 points
7 days ago
That's standard origami paper, it doesn't mention it because it would be more unusual for it to be A4 given the medium
9 points
7 days ago
Yeah that’s my bad, I have educated myself
81 points
7 days ago
I was thinking a piece of A4.
Is A4 square like the title says?
60 points
7 days ago
A4 paper is not square. A-Series paper has an aspect ratio of √2:1. A4 is (8.27 x 11.69 inches) or (210 x 297 mm). A3 is twice as big as A4. A5 is half as big as A4. The ratio is kinda neat because when you fold a sheet of paper in half (along the short axis), not only is it the next size down, but it also has the same aspect ratio.
ISO 216 is the international standard for A-Series paper.
10 points
7 days ago
Thank you squarebot
34 points
7 days ago
It was a rhetorical question.
72 points
7 days ago
The rhetorical question may say it doesn't need to be answered, but the alluring tease of the question mark softly whispers..."answer me".
4 points
7 days ago
It’s fine regardless. I appreciated the answer.
9 points
7 days ago
o_o
2 points
7 days ago
Made me lol at the randomness of this lustful answer
0 points
7 days ago
Not if it was asked in earnest, like it was
2 points
7 days ago
Ah yes, if it was… like it was. Solid reasoning. (That’s more sarcasm.)
/u/trynumbahfifty3, was your question rhetorical?
13 points
7 days ago
Yeah.
3 points
7 days ago
Well it’s settled!
Thanks. :D
-1 points
7 days ago
Really? If that was a rhetorical question there was zero indication it was. That's like asking someone's shoe size and then when they answer saying "oh no that was a rhetorical question"
-2 points
7 days ago
Why would you rhetorically ask if A4 was square? No, seriously. I'm not asking you rhetorically.
6 points
7 days ago
the title fails to mention
like the title says
One person is defending the rationale that they thought this was an A4 piece of paper, due to this not being mentioned in the title.
The next person points out that it is mentioned in the title, by virtue of A4 not being square.
2 points
7 days ago
Yeh it’s really more socratic than rhetorical since one party doesn’t actually know
2 points
7 days ago
I just had a Dinder-Mifflin flashback
2 points
7 days ago
Mathematical!
2 points
7 days ago
I've been using it so long that 8.5 x 11 just seems so silly.
And don't get me started on foolscap.
2 points
7 days ago
Damm alright Michael Scott
2 points
7 days ago
You're an AI.
3 points
7 days ago
It’s paper commonly used it high detail origami
16 points
7 days ago
at 3:36 you see a calculator on the table that’s how you know this man is serious
32 points
7 days ago
Thanks for the source. I'm sour the guy didn't show hardly any folds in detail, especially the scales. He straight even stopped recording for the 30 hours when doing the majority of the scales.
Like I don't want to watch 30 hours but show me 1 at a slow enough speed I cam confirm they aren't cut. Cuz as is I'm not certain he didn't cut the scales, they are too perfect.
50 points
7 days ago
26 points
7 days ago
That's insane levels of effort to just make 1 scale. That multiplied by the rest is just mind boggling
10 points
7 days ago
Thanks! That was super cool. 5:00 in I gasped as I understood. That was very neat and 9 minutes of very soothing sounds too.
2 points
7 days ago
I immediately added this to my unintentional ASMR playlist, haha
10 points
7 days ago
The scales aren’t unique. They are the same type of scales use many other types models with scales.
5 points
7 days ago
That's super cool. I have got to look for a good video of the scale folding. That looks super interesting.
-1 points
7 days ago
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4 points
7 days ago
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26 points
7 days ago
Thanks u/PhatJuicyAss
3 points
7 days ago
Absolutely astounding. Wow.
3 points
7 days ago
Thank you.
I'm glad to find out the paper is large. For some reason I was thinking it was gonna' be something like a regular sheet of 8 1/2" paper.
3 points
7 days ago
O-H!
3 points
7 days ago
Ugh, fine, I-O!
2 points
7 days ago
Fuck yeah! Yes!
3 points
7 days ago
I could never pull off something like this. I don’t even have the patience to watch the whole video.
3 points
7 days ago
The thing that confuses me the most, is how the hell do you come up with the building process. I know it's "just folding" but all the preplanning need to actually archive that look is mind boggling.
3 points
7 days ago
There are plans called crease patterns which artists can use to plot out designs like this. Basically, the crease pattern consists of the folds one needs to get the fundamental shape. This pattern looks like this: https://i0.wp.com/www.wonko.info/365origami/wp-content/uploads/how-to-make-ryujin-3.5-pattern.jpg
4 points
7 days ago
Straight up said bullshit when I saw the post till I saw the video, crazy lol
2 points
7 days ago
I... uh. Yeah I'm just going to have another beer I guess. Definitely not going to go think about what I do with my free time.
2 points
7 days ago
My wife just now "he must have ripped it somewhere and taped it"
4 points
7 days ago
And there I was thinking this was done with some plain old 8x11 printer paper.
2 points
7 days ago
That's a pretty big square. I'd imagine most folks see "1 uncut square" and try to wrap their head around how one standard origami kit-sized piece of paper can produce this much dragon.
Table cloth is more like.
1 points
7 days ago
That channel is nuts.
1 points
7 days ago
16 hours. Wtf.
52 points
7 days ago
No because it's a bot account. If you search the title you can find the original post by the human who did it and included proof in the comments. I'd link it but I think my comment would get removed. u/sherlock_norris is the human account that made this.
204 points
7 days ago
People regularly underestimate how complex origami is. You can literally make ANY shape conceivable (given strong, large, thin enough paper). There are software tools which can compute the folds -- shit is wild
81 points
7 days ago
There are software tools which can compute the folds -- shit is wild
I was curious about this. Like how in the hell they could sit and plan thousands (tens of thousands? hundreds?) of folds in one sheet like that and have it turn out exactly how they planned. That's awesome.
74 points
7 days ago
The computer can't, really. Really at most it can do is calculate a number and placement of paper flaps that can be turned into limbs/antennae/whiskers etc - and that's with a lot of tweaking and in-depth knowledge of the artist. Stuff like this is tesselation (the scales) folding the paper in on itself to become a smaller but now patterned square, then folding that model into the flaps and lengths necessary for the limbs and mouth, then detailing and more folds to not look like a flat scaled mess. Origami may be math, but so far the finished models like this one are practically out of the hands of computers. - source (been obsessed with origami for 20 years)
5 points
7 days ago
There are softwares like oripa or oriedita, which can actually calculate at least how the folded base looks given any crease pattern (although ofc the computer can't do the shaping). By now, oriedita is even fast enough to "fold" super complex cps like ryujins. That said, i don't think kamiya used any software when designing this model, it was probably more folding small parts of it individually, and eventually putting them together.
Another interesting thing is that in this case, the paper isn't actually folded into a patterned square which is then further folded, but the pleats resulting from the scales are actually fully incorporated into the structure of the rest of the body. That makes the model even more impressive imo
12 points
7 days ago
The software just gives you the layout of the "base" with the right size and location flaps to make features out of. Sometimes that base is only formable by making all the creases and then one big collapse, not a series of steps
look up Robert J Lang's TreeMaker for more info
8 points
7 days ago
I fold and sometimes design origami. There are a lot of patterns to designing origami that are very difficult to take from intuition to legible, but Origami Design Secrets by Robert Lang does a better job than anything else, especially as it's basically the only thing out there.
One thing that might make it make more sense is that as a designer you're keeping in mind the larger geometry, and there are patterns of folds to do certain things, and so in the same way music is 1000s of notes but the notes form larger pattterns like chords and arpegios and 8 measure whatever-they're-called, origami has patterns you can string together. Some of it might be purpose driven and some more exploratory & then you record the final version you like.
2 points
7 days ago
Makes me wonder if you could train an AI to translate 3D blender Models into real foldable origami.
2 points
7 days ago
look on youtube for Robert Lang. he is a physicist and origami artist. He is the one that started applying computer tools into it (and built his own software, Treemaker). He also has been using origami principles to design stuff outside of origami (like airbags that open faster) eg https://youtu.be/MDwPXRy9IFc
50 points
7 days ago
My mind cant comprehend how that’s possible. There seems to be no way. I can’t believe this to be true.
39 points
7 days ago
36 points
7 days ago
Thanks for that. It makes sense now. Seems ridiculously difficult. Also there was no scale in the OP. Didn’t realize the paper was the size of a bed sheet. I was thinking 8.5” x 11”. People blow me away.
2 points
7 days ago
That's standard origami paper / size. It didn't mention it because it'd be strange for it to be any other size.
2 points
7 days ago
There was plenty of ‘scale’
1 points
7 days ago
My mind cant comprehend how that’s possible. There seems to be no way. I can’t believe this to be true.
Imagine a really really big sheet of paper, like 5 feet across, and thin as tissue paper. You could basically pack it into a dragon mold and compress it for roughly the same effect.
The title makes it sound like someone folded it out of a letter sized paper. Nope.
23 points
7 days ago
Ryujin 3.5 by Satoshi Kamiya. I'm a big fan of his and have his books
21 points
7 days ago
Imagine that as a joint
11 points
7 days ago
I’d feel guilty lighting such a work of art on fire
3 points
7 days ago
My very first thought after seeing this was,
“Me: flicks lighter”
18 points
7 days ago
Yeah well… I can make a frog that jumps.
8 points
7 days ago
I can make a boat or a hat. Depends how you look at it
56 points
7 days ago
I need to see a video, or time-lapse. Something.
57 points
7 days ago
12 points
7 days ago
26 points
7 days ago
How the actual fuck
15 points
7 days ago
Patience and a big dicknballs
11 points
7 days ago
Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver
0 points
7 days ago*
16 hrs of work apparently
Edit: 90.5 I’m stupid
6 points
7 days ago
90.5. Did you even see it?
8 points
7 days ago
Great work, just a slight correction: it is actually 90.5 hours, per the video.
3 points
7 days ago
More like 90.5-ish
3 points
7 days ago
90.5 the video I saw says.
6 points
7 days ago
If you look at just the thumbnail, it looks like a frog lying on its back waving its leg in the air
6 points
7 days ago
I’m a dummy
I thought it was a frog breakdancing doing the windmill
211 points
7 days ago
https://youtu.be/Suly8B2P6fc that's a big ass sheet of paper to be just casually claiming "1 sheet" lol
370 points
7 days ago
Still 1 sheet tho ¯\(ツ)/¯
173 points
7 days ago
And he didn't tear or rip it once.
Projects like these and those huge domino sculptures are truly tough because one mess up means that you might have to have to start completely over.
24 points
7 days ago
I’ve considered making a giant dominos thing. I would think that you’d build it in independent sections, so that if one section fails, it doesn’t cause a domi… er.. cascading effect for the rest of the build.
That being said, I have no idea how they truly do it.
16 points
7 days ago
Yeah they always have a "connecting" line of 1 or 2 rows of dominoes between sections of those massive builds.
It helps separate sections from each other so that individual builders can work on their own sections without risk of ruining others'. And then they'll fill in the connecting line when they're ready.
11 points
7 days ago
A small rip is not the end of the world. The paper one uses is much stronger than copy paper. Mine tore several times folding the scales. You glue it down and move on.
12 points
7 days ago
Yeah, the principle is that it’s not cut as a means of attaining the finished piece.
67 points
7 days ago
I mean wtf did you expect? A small sheet to do that?
22 points
7 days ago
Yes. A Letter size 8.5x11. College ruled
52 points
7 days ago
I mean, that's how much paper it takes to make something that big... Seems like a huge piece of paper would also be a giant PIA to work with for 90 fucking hours.
3 points
7 days ago
I've never made anything even remotely as complex as this, but I have used 18 inch paper. The bigger the paper, the easier it is to make complex models. At the same time, the bigger the paper, the more unwieldy it is. So yes, you're absolutely right. A sheet that big would be a massive pain in the ass.
8 points
7 days ago
The fact it’s contiguous is what’s impressive
6 points
7 days ago
Thank you. I can't believe people are complaining that the paper is too big!
10 points
7 days ago
OP folding a life-sized blue whale from 1 square, uncut sheet of paper.
-13 points
7 days ago*
/u/presumably_wrong said
https://youtu.be/Suly8B2P6fc that's a big ass sheet of paper to be just casually claiming "1 sheet" lol
Man that's really some lame jealous SDE of you (and every jealous momma's boy who up voted you) to be dismissing the artist's talent because YOU thought this was made from a standard sheet of school paper.
7 points
7 days ago
I wouldn't call anyone who says that an incel.. that's not what incels are.
Critics, jealous ones, sure lol
3 points
7 days ago
Did anyone else think that was a dead frog in the thumbnail?
3 points
7 days ago
Everybody who's mind is blown about this piece should check out r/origami.
2 points
7 days ago
Yeah even some of the “beginner” work there is incredible. I love making origami occasionally but it’s pretty insane what some people manage to create from scratch.
14 points
7 days ago
This isn’t black magic fuckery. This is skill.
2 points
7 days ago
Wow that is immense.
2 points
7 days ago
This is beautiful work. So lovely to see humans reaching this level of art.
2 points
7 days ago
How does someone have the time to do this as a living? Much less, th time to master the art enough to eventually make a live at it?
8 points
7 days ago*
Very, very few origami artists are professional artists. Robert Lang and Sipho Mabona come to mind. Most are passionate enthusiasts with other careers. Some prolific creators may publish books of their designs, like the above, but even the most successful bookS will not support one financially: the community is too small.
2 points
7 days ago
I thought it was a frog at first
1 points
7 days ago
but reddit told me if you fold paper more than 7 times the universe explodes
1 points
7 days ago
Once again, something that is not black magic fuckery has made it to the front page of this sub. That’s origami. It’s impressive, but we know how it’s done and it can be explained easily. The heart of this sun is visuals of something happening and the outcome not being what is expected with the means to which it occurred not easily understandable from the data we’re given. This is not that. Take it to r/origami or r/beamazed.
-17 points
7 days ago*
No it's not
Edit: there are also wires being used to hold shape.
9 points
7 days ago
5 points
7 days ago
6 points
7 days ago*
I concur - No it's not.
Edit - I'm wrong
7 points
7 days ago
I disconcur.
0 points
7 days ago
Looks like it's been folded more than seven times...
2 points
7 days ago
At different places so it doesn't count... right?
-15 points
7 days ago
No fucking way this is folded from 1 square, uncut sheet of paper.
1 points
7 days ago
I'm not upvoting this. Nope! You can't me
... fcuk
1 points
7 days ago
Bad ass
1 points
7 days ago
Honestly I’m most impressed with how convincing the copper wire looking bit is
1 points
7 days ago
Mad respect! Love that kinda shit.
1 points
7 days ago
Came to say prove it - and wasn’t disappointed. God damn that’s some patience! And how am I the first upvote an hour in?
1 points
7 days ago
And I can't roll a joint half the time without ripping the paper
1 points
7 days ago
You are a monster
1 points
7 days ago
What size of paper
1 points
7 days ago
bad bot
1 points
7 days ago
Anyone else see a frog lifting its leg to pee?
1 points
7 days ago
Unfreaking believable!
1 points
7 days ago
Over 9000 origami level
1 points
7 days ago
This is the most extreme form of origami I've ever seen.
1 points
7 days ago
All that detail and the tail be like 🔺️
1 points
7 days ago
I thought this was a frog breakdancing at first glance
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