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1.4k points
3 months ago
He didn’t even need to do all that shoulder fuckery, but you know. 📸
239 points
3 months ago
She he stands next to it you can see his waist is smaller in diameter, just wanted to show off the shoulder flair
98 points
3 months ago
Cool of you to use she he's preferred pronouns.
58 points
3 months ago
He also didn't need to do it in the middle of the walkway in a busy mall. But y'know, attention
36 points
3 months ago
I mean, it's pretty cool, I think those people watching actually were interested in it. It breaks up the day, and it's something you probably never see irl.
22 points
3 months ago
The mall isn’t the place to be if your in a hurry for pretty much anything
2 points
3 months ago
Oh cool, but what the fuck is up with those shoes?
-5 points
3 months ago
He's using his arm as a lever to push the racket down his chest past the tightest spot.
34 points
3 months ago
No he’s not lol. Could easily achieve the same result by just standing up and pushing down.
9 points
3 months ago
Facts. I used to do this when I was a teenager, and doing it with a coat hanger
6 points
3 months ago
Firefighters do the same for training, for for rings on a ladder. I don't know if the racket is smaller or bigger though considering
3 points
3 months ago
I'd say it's bigger, but I'm not a ladder or racquet inspector
6 points
3 months ago
[I know how to solve this.]
Are you stupid? Obviously the racket is bigger because of its circular shape!
[There, now some ladder and racquet inspectors should be coming in to correct me]
2 points
3 months ago
I assume you mean a metal coat hanger, but that can bend around you.
1 points
3 months ago
You would be wrong. A plastic one that would break once it reaches a certain point in bending.
1 points
3 months ago
It still bends a little, that's all that matters. What he went through doesn't bend, like at all.
0 points
3 months ago
thats what she said
1 points
3 months ago
huh?
-2 points
3 months ago
I don't think his shoulders would have fit through the racket if he didn't dislocate one. The rest of the body is easy.
11 points
3 months ago
2 points
3 months ago
His shoulders were both already through.
1 points
3 months ago
I think he did that to get his shoulder back in place, maybe?
2.7k points
3 months ago
Luckily there was no sound, there’d be a racquet otherwise.
319 points
3 months ago
Get out!
130 points
3 months ago
I think his joke just touched the line
10 points
3 months ago
“Mark it zero, Dude.”
5 points
3 months ago
*love
59 points
3 months ago
get out
59 points
3 months ago
You may not have loved it, but this joke was ace
60 points
3 months ago
It definitely served it's purpose
25 points
3 months ago
I Love that.
15 points
3 months ago
I'm happy you were unable to find fault with my comment
14 points
3 months ago
And yet we’d all be happy to take you to court over it.
6 points
3 months ago
First the fire fighters, now this. What's next?
4 points
3 months ago
Son, I’m gonna have you to step out of the vehicle. r/Punpatrol
5 points
3 months ago
Take your upvote and get out
11 points
3 months ago
I love what you did there.
2 points
3 months ago
At the time of my comment there was 2.2k dads upvoting this comment
2 points
3 months ago
The dude just got served!!!
5 points
3 months ago
-3 points
3 months ago
394 points
3 months ago
Go go Marfan syndrome. Connective tissue disorders make you hypermobile.
299 points
3 months ago
Pros of hypermobile disorders: We can fit anywhere and do party tricks.
Cons of hypermobile disorders: Everything is pain and everything dislocates.
104 points
3 months ago
After about thirty, I couldn't fit through anything any more but everything still dislocates.
26 points
3 months ago
THIS. All my party tricks are significantly less entertaining now that I’m 30lb heavier and in constant pain.
4 points
3 months ago
It’s why I don’t purposely do party tricks. Just because I can, doesn’t mean I should. My left leg already feels like a slinky from accidentally dislocating it 3 times
24 points
3 months ago
I love when my shoulder dislocates while swimming.
16 points
3 months ago
Or getting bumped in the hallway.
11 points
3 months ago
Or literally just leaning against something for 5 seconds at a slightly wrong angle.
4 points
3 months ago
Had to go to hospital today cus my shoulder subluxed every time I relaxed my shoulder or moved it forward in any way. 100+ subluxations by the time I got to A&E from the time I started counting (bout 4 hours). It fuckin sucks man :/
4 points
3 months ago
Oh, that’s awful. That’s kind of how my one hip is, like it just doesn’t stay in its correct spot for more than like 2 minutes anymore. How are you doing by the way?
6 points
3 months ago
Found one position with a sling that works, so I'm letting it rest up for a few days, then back to physio exercises, apparently for that shoulder, the muscle itself is pushing the joint out of the socket to move it so by doing specific physio exercises my shoulder should relearn how to move correctly. Thankfully for the meantime, painkillers exist, and I could get on with most of my day, even attending my 9am statistics class! Sadly, painkillers can't numb the pain of 9am statistics class though... how about you?
3 points
3 months ago
Good luck with all of that, I hope things get better. Personally I’m doing okay, my joints have been screwed up my whole life, so I’m kind of used to it at this point. I do strengthening exercises and all that, but there’s really not much to be done to fix something caused by a physical disorder, so it is what it is.
2 points
3 months ago
Or when you’re setting down something heavy
2 points
3 months ago
All I have to say is: shotput bucket.
23 points
3 months ago
This is exactly the kind of shit my geneticist told me to stop doing when I got my hEDS diagnosis. I just wish my shoulders didn’t continue to shift like that on their own from rolling over in bed.
19 points
3 months ago
I have a CTD. Everything is stretchy. 28 hour bladder holds, high lung capacity, incredible flexibility, immune to ankle rolls, etc. I’ve been told that impacts are less likely to break bones or tear ligaments. It’s fucking great
3 points
3 months ago
luffy
2 points
3 months ago
Heads up my dude, it's all fun until you're older. Stay active and keep up strength. Every dislocation, every rolled ankle, is causing more damage than you realize. It's very easy to end up with muscles that are unbalanced if you're active. These unbalanced muscles can result in bad posture, which will cause further subluxations and even dislocations.
13 points
3 months ago
Looks more like Ehler Danlos. He's not that tall and his hands aren't very large either
3 points
3 months ago
I was thinking Ehlers Danlos.
123 points
3 months ago
“Can you please move I’m trying to get to Cinnabon.”
47 points
3 months ago
7 points
3 months ago
Oh great. That sub makes me want to leave society. What a bunch of selfish entitled pricks
39 points
3 months ago
"Autobots, roll out."
"You forgot me!"
"Oh. And the human Tyler too."
148 points
3 months ago
Poor bastard didn't get paid for his efforts just like WinRAR too
17 points
3 months ago
A couple days ago on /r/nextfuckinglevel, a fireman laid on the ground and slowly slipped through a ladder square that was noticeably bigger. This is actual next fucking level.
8 points
3 months ago
Saw that shit, this is definitely more impressive
85 points
3 months ago
Ok I'll be that guy. WinRAR is the archiving program for windows. .rar is the file type. The title is incorrect in the same way you wouldn't say "I wrote a Microsoft Word". Gib down votes pls
20 points
3 months ago
Thank you for being that guy so I didn't have to. Sorry, only upvotes to give.
8 points
3 months ago
WinRAR can compress itself tho
3 points
3 months ago
That's a fair point but that would quite literally be the most ambiguous reference you can make with the winrar reference. Why would anyone be compressing winrar the application enough that it would be used as a reference unless for some reason, winrar compress at a much better ratio than other files?
3 points
3 months ago
I am also that guy and posted the same thing.
161 points
3 months ago
Caption ftw!
18 points
3 months ago
Yeah, nearly. He compressed himself like winRAR (would compress a file into a RAR file). "compressed himself like WinRAR" works, but not "like a winRAR"
8 points
3 months ago
Pls use 7zip instead (in case you don’t already know of it). Faster, free, open source, and more reliable in general.
11 points
3 months ago
i'm getting xfiles victor tooms vibes from this
4 points
3 months ago
His next return was meant to be 2023....
8 points
3 months ago
yay exo-L!!
3 points
3 months ago
Me scrolling through the comments to find an 🥚😁
7 points
3 months ago
Jesus: It is easier to go through the eye of a needle--
This guy: Hold my beer.
2 points
3 months ago
"World's richest man builds world's largest needle"
6 points
3 months ago
Did he pay for the license though?
6 points
3 months ago
I saw an inmate do this once at a prison in south florida. He was in his cell in confinement and came out through the bean hole in the door where we insert the food trays at meal time. We had to modify his cell so that he couldn't do it again.
18 points
3 months ago*
You have a fundamental misunderstanding as to how data compression works.
The result of running WinRAR on a human being would perhaps look either like a abomination of a humanoid form with only one eye, one fingernail, one hair, etc...or, more likely, a puddle of primordial ooze.
Either way, it would absolutely include an index referencing how to put him back together.
2 points
3 months ago
yup, almost no one understands how anything in tech actually works. Frankly I'm more surprised OP even referenced WinRaR vs 7zip or something else. My guess is they are from India where WinRar for some unknown reason is still relevant.
P.S. for those wondering zip compression basically takes data that is similar and removes it providing a reference on how to put it back together. For example if you have a word document with the letter i in there a thousand times. it'll just reference where that i is suppose to go a thousand times but only keep it once. That's why database files and documents can be shrink down like crazy but Video files can not. Video Compression tools do something similar but in a much different way.
3 points
3 months ago
No one asked you, NERD…(jk)
1 points
3 months ago
In all honesty, I wrote that comment for myself and the one other person who would snort laugh.
Are you my one other person?
2 points
3 months ago
Yes…Got a chuckle out of me.
3 points
3 months ago
Reminds me of the Pearl Street Contortionist
3 points
3 months ago
Coincidentally, I just saw a fireman do the same stunt, but through a stepladder hole.
11 points
3 months ago
That title makes no sense. You mean like a rar file. Winrar is an application.
0 points
3 months ago
It is mainly used to unzip .zip files, which are compressed 🤷
2 points
3 months ago
Winrar is actually used to compress/decompress many different formats. It's not unique as there is also winzip, 7zip and other programs that do the same.
Anyway, if you really want the "dude" to be the object of the compression you would say
"dude compressed himself like a rar file" or zip file or whatever.
If you want the dude to be the one doing the compression you would say
"dude compressed himself like winrar" notice there is no "a".
2 points
3 months ago
Saw The Armenian Rubber Boy do that as part of the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow. “He was not born like you or I”
2 points
3 months ago
Reminds me of The Forest.
2 points
3 months ago
Good for manual scavenging
2 points
3 months ago
anti child bearing hips
2 points
3 months ago
Garuda Mall, Bangalore?
2 points
3 months ago
I broke my leg just trying to imagine doing this.
2 points
3 months ago
Alright, I'll say it for the rest of us...
Ouch.
2 points
3 months ago
This is that Fireman's drill we saw a few days ago.
2 points
3 months ago
Wasn't this an X-Files episode?
5 points
3 months ago
that's not Winrar. That's 7zip wtf as if Winrar would be capable of something like that.
2 points
3 months ago
The Matrix glitched
1 points
3 months ago
Pish. Do it with the strings on the racket. Then I'll be impressed.
1 points
3 months ago
Someone get this man spelunking!
1 points
3 months ago
Not impressed. My cat does this all the time.
1 points
3 months ago
What a bunch of sheep
0 points
3 months ago
Dude is like a octopus fitting into a hole the size of a dime
1 points
3 months ago
An octopus can fit through a hole that's roughly 1mm larger than it's beak or eyes.
1 points
3 months ago
😳 wow
-5 points
3 months ago
Have my upvote.
-2 points
3 months ago
And my axe!
-5 points
3 months ago
And my shield!
-1 points
3 months ago
Holly shit
1 points
3 months ago
Using winrar like people still know what it is.
1 points
3 months ago
He didn't even take his hat off. I can't even think of a piece of sporting equipment I could fit through.
1 points
3 months ago
Micro tears. So many micro tears. I hope he'll be OK.
1 points
3 months ago
Look ! A walking zip file !
1 points
3 months ago
Bryan Cranston did the same thing in Madagascar,only a smaller ring.
1 points
3 months ago
Considering how long it took him to accomplish this I'm going to go with this is more like uharc
1 points
3 months ago
I think we’re about to see a lot of attempts that went wrong.
1 points
3 months ago
Octodad!
1 points
3 months ago
He may be the only person to pay for it. Other than me.
1 points
3 months ago
He's a cat person.
1 points
3 months ago
Cool, hey, can you tell me where the gamestop is at in this mall?
1 points
3 months ago
More like a .7z
1 points
3 months ago
Does this guy have EDS??
1 points
3 months ago
I love how he does all this and the hat stays on
1 points
3 months ago
That title is 10/10.
1 points
3 months ago
No wonder no one appeared to be paying him.
1 points
3 months ago
The mouse from Ladyhawk would be impressed
1 points
3 months ago
It isn't black magic. We just watched it being exactly what it is. A flexible guy doing flexible stuff.
1 points
3 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK , some actual good posts
1 points
3 months ago
This MF finna be reborn
1 points
3 months ago
Get you a man who can fit through a tennis racket
1 points
3 months ago
Women are wet!
1 points
3 months ago
He should have just walked around 🤷
1 points
3 months ago
For a few seconds at te beginning I thought He was gonna try and jump through ...
1 points
3 months ago
bones and all
1 points
3 months ago
Didn't know Chris Webby stopped rapping
1 points
3 months ago
Meanwhile me: gets his hand stuck in colandler handle first time i try ti pick it up
1 points
3 months ago
Police must hate him.
1 points
3 months ago
I wonder if a guy like this would have an edge on other cavers because he can squeeze through that tiny space so easily.
1 points
3 months ago
And why?
1 points
3 months ago
I don't think I could fit one leg
1 points
3 months ago
Silly goofy hat.
1 points
3 months ago
Was this from the Director's Cut of Constantine or something ?
1 points
3 months ago
I know a firefighter when I see one.
1 points
3 months ago
We have a grease man.
1 points
3 months ago
Do it with the strings on and I'll be impressed
1 points
3 months ago
Just saw a video like this with a fireman going through a ladder section. Is this a trend now?!
1 points
3 months ago
This is impressive but an instant small pp check
1 points
3 months ago
Homey ain’t got no nuts,what nuts Deez Nuts 🥜😆😆
1 points
3 months ago
He's really just an alien in a skin suit.
1 points
3 months ago
Not even one if my thighs can pass through that racquet hoop, leave alone my whole body 💀
1 points
3 months ago
Idk why but this is really common in india. Often you see little kids performing with a little hoop on the side of the road for money. It’s really sad. But for that reason it seems like something that can be taught very very early on like gymnastics.
1 points
3 months ago
I can't be the only one who noticed the racquet came off on only one leg? Something ain't right about that. It would have to pass through the dude's other leg to do that.
**Edit: Nevermind. Just noticed he put his other leg through first. I'm dumb.
1 points
3 months ago
For someone flexible and lightly built, the hips are the only limitation
1 points
3 months ago
This time will be free but next time you’re gonna have to pay
1 points
3 months ago
Heilige Scheiße.
1 points
3 months ago
Unmuted it expecting something …
1 points
3 months ago
The real blackmagicfuckery is hiding all the women.
1 points
3 months ago
Chris webby killing it in everything he does.
1 points
3 months ago
“Winrar: It really woops the llama’s ass.”
1 points
3 months ago
Glad he didn't catch his todger in his 7zip
1 points
3 months ago
a guy I went to high school with could put himself through a wire coat hanger without bending it. RIP Kevin you were pretty cool
1 points
3 months ago
Why doesn't the guy in the striped shirt just turn 90 degree so the other guy can walk past without having to squeeze through that racket?
1 points
3 months ago
My bear belly says no ... ain't fitting through that tiny loop
1 points
3 months ago
I really thought he was gonna jump through head first
1 points
3 months ago
WHY 💀
1 points
3 months ago
JOJO REFERENCE?!?! 😱⭕️‼️‼️
1 points
3 months ago
RARman, I guess...
1 points
3 months ago
r/prettynormalfu- WHAT'D HE JUST DO TO HIS ARM!?!?!?
1 points
3 months ago
now i understand those stories of dudes escaping prison in unthinkable ways and unsolved crimes and anything mysterious. it was probably just some shi like this.
1 points
3 months ago
This is a racket
1 points
3 months ago
In germany we call it asparagus....
1 points
3 months ago
Anorexic and double jointed...what's to see 🤣
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