THANK YOU OP

Blink twice if you’re going to fire me by automated email

12 points

3 months ago

12 points

Like he blinks loud? Like a wet sound?

delvach

19 points

3 months ago

delvach

19 points

Servos whirring.

guisar

8 points

3 months ago

guisar

8 points

Like film camera shutter sound.

GJacks75

6 points

3 months ago

GJacks75

6 points

These eyeballs would be so dry it must sound like velcro.

1 points

3 months ago

1 points

The sound in my head was awful thank you.

Leonidas_Fettikus

5 points

3 months ago

Leonidas_Fettikus

5 points

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOZUCK!

2am_Chili_ice_soap

3 points

3 months ago

2am_Chili_ice_soap

3 points

That’s not terrifying at all. :/

PhantomRoyce

2 points

3 months ago

PhantomRoyce

2 points

My aunt is a VP for Facebook and honestly talks about this guy like he’s Jesus or their cult leader. I told her I think he’s a weirdo and she blew up on me saying I didn’t understand because I’m ignorant and Mark is literally going to save the world

rufle23

1 points

3 months ago

rufle23

1 points

Must be some loud servos for the eyelids

jebnijmnie

485 points

3 months ago

jebnijmnie

485 points

He looks like he’s tripping on mushrooms

thehigheststrange

252 points

3 months ago

thehigheststrange

252 points

Imagine being in the top 5 richest people in the world and you have your wife cut your hair to save money

amery516

258 points

3 months ago

amery516

258 points

He’s having his wife pretend to cut his hair so he can post a pic about it on social media to appear more relatable.

Accomplished_Bonus74

40 points

3 months ago

Accomplished_Bonus74

40 points

Funny. I read this is a Ramsay/REEK situation in game of thrones. He’s like, for my next trick watch my wife NOT kill me after everything I’ve done.

Funkytadualexhaust

11 points

3 months ago

Funkytadualexhaust

11 points

I too have my wife cut my hair, fellow human.

2 points

3 months ago

2 points

Psych bro… us real humans cut our own hair by straining our necks in front of a folding medicine cabinet mirror for an hour and making the entire bathroom a mess.

deaglebro

11 points

3 months ago

deaglebro

11 points

Nah, he does Facebook lives all the time of this kind of stuff.

Specialist_Peach4294

14 points

3 months ago

Specialist_Peach4294

14 points

Where’s the Sweet Baby Ray’s for added legitimacy?

4 points

3 months ago

4 points

Okay but why is his haircut so fucking awful every time I see a picture of him then? It’s honestly much worse all round if he’s paying someone to cut his hair.

Seinfeel

4 points

3 months ago

Seinfeel

4 points

He wants to look like Cesar apparently. Feels to me like that kid who got into a sci-fi book series and decides to model their life as if they existed in that world, with no self awareness that nobody sees them as the main character.

Darebarsoom

1 points

3 months ago

Darebarsoom

1 points

To appear more human.

1 points

3 months ago

1 points

The more of your data I collect the more human I become.

30 points

3 months ago

30 points

Nothing to do with saving money. This was a covid lock down thing when we couldn't go to barber shops. He probably had a private stylist come in after the picture.

Mental-King5774

27 points

3 months ago

Mental-King5774

27 points

Imagine being in the top 5 richest people in the world and you have a stylist cut your hair the way your wife would.

25 points

3 months ago

25 points

He wants to look like a Roman emperor, that's how he views himself.

His children's names are Maxima and Augusta.

fifteencents

11 points

3 months ago

fifteencents

11 points

Wtf

Blasterbot

7 points

3 months ago

Blasterbot

7 points

He has the charisma of a toenail.

1 points

3 months ago

1 points

I've heard that multiple times till now, do you have a link to an interview or wherever he said that?

Because if that's the goal, he's missing the mark.

8 points

3 months ago

8 points

As far as I know, he hasn't come out and said that he is modelling himself after Augustus. But he clearly has a (too?) deep obsession with him.

Powerful men do love a transhistorical man-crush – fixating on an ancestor figure, who can be venerated, perhaps surpassed. Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg has told the New Yorker about his particular fascination with the Roman emperor, Augustus – he and his wife, Priscilla Chan, have even called one of their children August.

“Basically, through a really harsh approach, he established 200 years of world peace,” Zuckerberg explained. He pondered, “What are the trade-offs in that? On the one hand, world peace is a long-term goal that people talk about today ...” On the other hand, he said, “that didn’t come for free, and he had to do certain things”

...

“He had to do certain things” and “a really harsh approach” are, let’s say, a relaxed way of describing Augustus’ brutal and systematic elimination of political opponents. And “200 years of world peace”? Well yes, if that’s what you want to call centuries of brutal conquest.

Additionally.

The Caesar cut is a hairstyle with short, horizontally straight cut bangs

3 points

3 months ago

3 points

Interesting thx for that!

But to be honest, I see no issue here, many people are interested in historical figures and I think it's unfair to put this guys view on a silver scale and expecting him to have a historians insight.

Doesn't fix the weird haircut, but if he likes it, that's not my business.

MarvinTheAndroid42

3 points

3 months ago

MarvinTheAndroid42

3 points

I dunno, he’s apparently such a smarty pants that he deserves incomprehensible wealth. You’d think the least he could do would be understand what he’s saying.

Or maybe he just runs a MySpace knockoff and actually just kinda sucks.

2 points

3 months ago

2 points

I fail to see how being a successful entrepreneur obliges one to become a historian for some reason.

continue this thread

CmdrMobium

4 points

3 months ago

CmdrMobium

4 points

Reminds me about how many weird things we're gonna have to explain about 2020 to kids in a couple years

1 points

3 months ago

1 points

My kid was born February 2020. Explaining the first year of his life will be fun.

nxcrosis

5 points

3 months ago

nxcrosis

5 points

Hey man you don't get rich by splurging money. Gotta cut some corners be it from haircuts or wages.

2 points

3 months ago

2 points

Wait, this is a real image? I thought he was just poorly photoshopped over a stock image of a barber

AugTheViking

2 points

3 months ago

AugTheViking

2 points

This isn't photoshopped? I genuinely just thought it was a picture of Mark Zuckerberg poorly pasted over someone else having their hair cut.

GordoPepe

52 points

3 months ago

GordoPepe

52 points

he's just trimming his monkey

DUCKISBLUE

10 points

3 months ago

DUCKISBLUE

10 points

Lmao the top right photo of a shoulder and ear is cracking me up

_GrammarMarxist

10 points

3 months ago

_GrammarMarxist

10 points

Had to do it to ‘em.

Phazon2000

1 points

3 months ago

Phazon2000

1 points

wtf I love zucchini now?!

sample-name

5 points

3 months ago

sample-name

5 points

This is a bot. The comment is stolen from one of the top comments original post 2 years ago.

classyfishstick

2 points

3 months ago

classyfishstick

2 points

he very well might be. pretty sure he talks about microdosing at the vry least

1 points

3 months ago

1 points

Based

1iota_

1 points

3 months ago

1iota_

1 points

I was just coming here to comment on those pupils. Maybe he microdoses LSD.

MadOrange64

1 points

3 months ago

MadOrange64

1 points

⚫___⚫

72 points

3 months ago

72 points

He looks superimposed into any given photo. The coloring is off. Why does he look like this?

RussianVole

19 points

3 months ago

RussianVole

19 points

I think he seriously needs a better haircut and maybe some bushier eyebrows.

3 points

3 months ago

3 points

The haircut is wild. There's no need to cut it like that. If he had a longer on top kind og vibe with maybe some facial hair, he'd be alright.

StudChud

3 points

3 months ago

StudChud

3 points

Reptiles like this one can't grow facial hair, psh

FikoDeep

97 points

3 months ago

97 points

41 points

3 months ago

zold5

41 points

I think that was banned. It’s /r/HittableFaces now.

13 points

3 months ago

13 points

Lots of politicians and celebrities on there. Seems like a sub just for people the posters don't like.

auxaperture

23 points

3 months ago

auxaperture

23 points

I mean… I think that’s the point? Would you punch someone you like?

bildungsromance

11 points

3 months ago

bildungsromance

11 points

https://germanyinusa.com/2019/02/22/word-of-the-week-backpfeifengesicht/

Backpfeifengesicht

“This is one of those strange words that’s uniquely German with no English equivalent. The word Backpfeife means “punch/slap” (on the cheek/face) and Gesicht means “face”. The word Backpfeifengesicht therefore means something along the lines of “a face that’s begging to be slapped” – or punched. Or hurt. You get the picture.

We’re sure you know someone with a Backpfeifengesicht – someone you just can’t get through to without a good punch or a slap. Maybe it’s your mortal enemy. Maybe it’s someone with a stupid grin that you’d like to wipe off that face. Maybe it’s a person who tells insulting jokes that make others cry. Or maybe it’s someone whose face you just can’t stand, for whatever reason. To you, that face is is need of a fist – and you’re thinking about giving it one.”

PseudoWarriorAU

25 points

3 months ago

PseudoWarriorAU

25 points

Higher hair

Horatiocanesyrup

10 points

3 months ago

Horatiocanesyrup

10 points

Yes. I came here specifically for this comment.

5 points

3 months ago

5 points

Higher hair

kafaniwa

1 points

3 months ago

kafaniwa

1 points

Lol, same

scucca

8 points

3 months ago

scucca

8 points

Higher hair

ShaunTheLurker

7 points

3 months ago

ShaunTheLurker

7 points

Higher hair pwease

Iirkola

2 points

3 months ago

Iirkola

2 points

I'm glad so many people like that show

47 points

3 months ago

47 points

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HunkyBrewster

25 points

3 months ago

HunkyBrewster

25 points

Full on repost

9 points

3 months ago

9 points

Same spelling error too

5 points

3 months ago

5 points

I’m the OP and am kind of embarrassed because honestly I freaking love T2.

KLR01001

1 points

3 months ago

KLR01001

1 points†

Never seen it before. You’ll be ok.

1 points

3 months ago

1 points

This happens to me a lot

BumderFromDownUnder

8 points

3 months ago

BumderFromDownUnder

8 points

Lmao this is possibly my fav post on this sub

jrafar

6 points

3 months ago

jrafar

6 points

Finishing touches on the classic crash dummy model

lucu28612

5 points

3 months ago

lucu28612

5 points

This is an insult the the appearance of the T-800 it at least looked human

__sys_out_println__

4 points

3 months ago

__sys_out_println__

4 points

Terminator Zuck: The MySpace Day.

AnIgnorablePerson

4 points

3 months ago

AnIgnorablePerson

4 points

The Zuckment Day

cHaOZ_ZoNE

3 points

3 months ago

cHaOZ_ZoNE

3 points

Higher hair!

echoshep

4 points

3 months ago

4 points

3 points

3 months ago

3 points

Why the hell does everyone misspell Sarah Connor on reddit?!

TheRnegade

3 points

3 months ago

TheRnegade

3 points

OP reposts someone else's popular submission (2023)

899Madison

3 points

3 months ago

899Madison

3 points

His pupils are gigantic

Lemonsticks9418

2 points

3 months ago

Lemonsticks9418

2 points

Right? I knew I wasn’t the only one, this man is high lmfao

gme186

1 points

3 months ago

gme186

1 points

lots of Aderal?

TheLightBlinded

3 points

3 months ago

TheLightBlinded

3 points

Higher hair.

10 points

3 months ago

10 points

dude is a billionaire and gets his haircut at home by his wife.

fucking weirdo

testaccount0817

52 points

3 months ago

testaccount0817

52 points

If Keanu Reeves did this y'all would be all on how down to earth he is.

BestInThisTown

22 points

3 months ago

BestInThisTown

22 points

Fucking right? I can totally understand the hate for Zuk but this is some of the lower hanging fruit..

FPSXpert

19 points

3 months ago

FPSXpert

19 points

Keanu Reeves does not have a yee-yee ass haircut, that's the difference. Zucc would look so much better if he dropped the wanting to look like Nero act and went back to the curly haired silicon valley ceo look.

4 points

3 months ago

4 points

This was 2020

-2 points

3 months ago

-2 points†

he was still a billionaire back then

10 points

3 months ago

10 points

Covid lockdown

rawrlion2100

0 points

3 months ago

rawrlion2100

0 points

Lol amazing how the joke flew right over you and everyone up voting you

Airy_mtn

6 points

3 months ago

Airy_mtn

6 points

Only humans do this.

EspeciallyFondoFcrts

-1 points

3 months ago

EspeciallyFondoFcrts

-1 points†

The guy is a billionaire and is still a loser, much like Musk

BravesMaedchen

1 points

3 months ago

BravesMaedchen

1 points

He doesn't, he was just doing this to be like "Look how normal I am! Wife cuts my hair and I eat BBQ sauce like you poor slobs!"

mrBisMe

2 points

3 months ago

mrBisMe

2 points

His face looks like a play-doh sculpture that my kid knocked on the floor

ThanklessTask

2 points

3 months ago

ThanklessTask

2 points

Reckon she bent a couple of pins before replacing it.

BigAlternative5

2 points

3 months ago

BigAlternative5

2 points

Right then he was thinking:

// Serial Port Initialization Device Driver initializeRS232(UART, BAUDRATE, DATA_BITS, STOP_BITS, PARITY); // Initialize Networking Device Driver

JustARegularDeviant

2 points

3 months ago

JustARegularDeviant

2 points

He really is an android

scoobertsonville

2 points

3 months ago

scoobertsonville

2 points

I just don’t understand how you can be so successful and choose that haircut.

Like for all of Elons faults he used his billions to get top notch hair work.

MrCreemyGoodnes

2 points

3 months ago

MrCreemyGoodnes

2 points

Higher hair.

Need higher hair.

Sertas1970

2 points

3 months ago

Sertas1970

2 points

He’s a weird looking dude.

jbot84

2 points

3 months ago

jbot84

2 points

HIGHER HAIR

rollingchef68

2 points

3 months ago

rollingchef68

2 points

Higher hair please

2 points

3 months ago

2 points

Higher hair

RAPEDApe69

2 points

3 months ago

RAPEDApe69

2 points

"Higher hair!"

2 points

3 months ago

2 points

Higher hair

joker31785

2 points

3 months ago

joker31785

2 points

Even read this in the right voice.

2 points

2 months ago

2 points

2 months ago

Lol i cant even remember writing this commend but im proud of my drunk self

LonelyMachines

2 points

3 months ago

LonelyMachines

2 points

He always reminds me of glowing Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.

TestsubjectNr1

1 points

3 months ago

TestsubjectNr1

1 points

Is that the Jilly Juice lady?

TitilatingTempura

1 points

3 months ago

TitilatingTempura

1 points

Ah yes, a haircut at home. Like regular humans do. Just need some Sweet. Baby. Rays.

neildforrest

1 points

3 months ago

neildforrest

1 points

Severance season 2

tom-1956

1 points

3 months ago

tom-1956

1 points

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i

CarnalChemistry

1 points

3 months ago

CarnalChemistry

1 points

I feel like their house smells weird. Not bad….weird.

invalid_dictorian

1 points

3 months ago

invalid_dictorian

1 points

Smells like smoked meat.

gnarles80

1 points

3 months ago

gnarles80

1 points

Does Android hair actually grow?

catsmash

1 points

3 months ago

catsmash

1 points

assuming those are diamonds in platinum she's wearing (you'd have to assume they are) what's that necklace worth - anyone an expert there?

biteme109

1 points

3 months ago

biteme109

1 points

So that's who to blame for his haircuts!

Sqm0

1 points

3 months ago

Sqm0

1 points

Jesus so that’s why his haircut is so fucking whack. How are you gonna have billions of* dollars and have a fucked up haircut

wellshire

1 points

3 months ago

wellshire

1 points

That poor woman

Aus10Danger

1 points

3 months ago

Aus10Danger

1 points

I've never wanted to take a ball peen hammer to a marshmallow harder than I want to right now.

Treacle123

1 points

3 months ago

Treacle123

1 points

She should cut off his balls (assuming she could find them).

StoneGoldX

1 points

3 months ago

StoneGoldX

1 points

Excuse me, but I believe that Terminator 2, while released in 1991, took place in 1995. Worst. Fake history. Ever.

OkWest8964

1 points

3 months ago

OkWest8964

1 points

He’s a demon.

Lost-Bee-7507

1 points

3 months ago

Lost-Bee-7507

1 points

This is terrifying

Daito8

1 points

3 months ago

Daito8

1 points

Jilly Juice woman cuts Zuck's hair.

enemyo85

1 points

3 months ago

enemyo85

1 points

Pure evil

kipperforskipper

1 points

3 months ago

kipperforskipper

1 points

Looks like T-800 finally learned how to smile.

WhatHappened2WinWin

1 points

3 months ago

WhatHappened2WinWin

1 points

Why are we comparing this clown to t800s? Just shut the fuck up next time you go to insult one of the shittiest human beings on the planet and/or find someone who actually can. I bet he sees this post he probably will jerk off to it.

barbaris_in

1 points

3 months ago

barbaris_in

1 points

Oh. That's the secret of his terrible haircut

Yardcigar69

1 points

3 months ago

Yardcigar69

1 points

"Yes, just bowl up the sides and bangs please... Don't look me in the AI's..."

Daytman

1 points

3 months ago

Daytman

1 points

I just don’t understand how he just can’t look human. Is it because he’s got no soul?

MisterChimAlex

1 points

3 months ago

MisterChimAlex

1 points

There was no other explanation to that haircut

1 points

3 months ago

1 points

1 points

3 months ago

plaidverb

1 points

He’s the T-16, at best.

taatzone

1 points

3 months ago

taatzone

1 points

That’s so fucking funny, change my entire mood

THANK YOU OP

GearFuture

1 points

3 months ago

GearFuture

1 points

Isn't it amazing how unhuman he looks... Like every human would know on a instinctive level that he is the enemy. Infiltration ratio at 0% for this prototype

Demilio55

1 points

3 months ago

Demilio55

1 points