Aww 🫂

My 32yo blind ass always thought this was a cinema camera 😭

I wish we could hug and kiss our friends I guess

You think it would take a million dollars to do two chicks at the same rime?

HEY PETER, MAN! CHECK OUT CHANEL 9! ITS A BREAST EXAM!

Ah, Lawrence from Office Space.

Ahh I see you're a man of culture as well!

“Amen, brother? Pfft. What a boring, predictable thing to say. You're all right. Or are you?”

Edit: I never thought I’d see the day Reddit downvotes a Futurama quote.

Hymen brother

"You will never get this!"

I always default to "vagene"

Clear-nut goal

She charges $100 to unblock people on twitter what even is this world anymore lmao

But does she like men? The Tweet is unclear of her preferences

Can’t lick itself.

Most likely, depends on your licking skills I’d imagine.

From low expectations, pride springs anew.

So is 95% for men to be completely honest. You telling me nobody is on antidepressants or Jameson's or anything out here?

Ignoring the clitoris entirely can be an issue with men. Or wanting to get it over with, so they can get to the “real” sex. Imagine if a woman could basically skip over a man’s penis during sex, and a lot of them did, but they touched everything else to their heart’s content and then they assumed you had an orgasm.

There’s sometimes this push among guys, for guys to either be born experts at women’s bodies or to joke that women hate being pleased and that their bodies are too complex. There’s a good amount of ego involved with men who are awful at heterosexual sex.

It’s most likely just because the majority of women can’t orgasm from sex alone and need other stimulation

You make it sound like a diesel engine in winter. 🤣

Or because the woman needs more than 41 seconds.

Coworkers used to bring me out to the gay bars after work. No one gets suspicious cut eye like the guy claiming to be bisexual. Hurts his chances there.

Then there's some women who would not be interested in a man if they had to check his phone for texts from all the women AND all the men in his contacts.

Aww.. thats sweet. No, sadly, the womanizer can not do those things ❤️

Some do, some don't. Let me give you a heads up, some men even like to.

do you enjoy eating pussy? if you do then there's most likely women who like blowing

Depends on a lot of factors. Even a woman who ordinarily likes to suck dick, probably won’t like doing it if you’re unhygienic or too big for her mouth.

Do men enjoy going down on women? Some do some don’t. But if you’re asking if there’s some kind of magical pleasure center in women’s mouths. Nah.

I do but I can only speak for myself

Yeah i know some girls that do but i honestly dont know why its kind of horrible and very uncomfortable 💀

My wife used to give me head, then didn't, now does. She gets very wet when she does. I make sure to give her feedback, I make sure I am clean both front and back. I deny her when I don't feel clean, and offer to shower. Plus we have a bail our no questions asked. (Basically no one is giving head out of obligation ).

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We do.

The Office

Yeah totally agree. What's her OF handle? /s

MY GOALS ARE BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING

I think a lot of men are also just really really bad at sex or anything approaching physical empathy