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larrycorser

8.6k points

6 days ago*

larrycorser

8.6k points

6 days ago*

Im always assuming everyone who wants to hang out from the internet wants to murder me and wear my skin. Maybe that was just craigslist

Thank you upvoters. Here my real reason behind it

fligs

2.4k points

6 days ago

fligs

2.4k points

6 days ago

Hey, wanna hang out??

Va-Va-Vooom

1.1k points

6 days ago

Va-Va-Vooom

1.1k points

6 days ago

You forgot to complement him with his smooth skin.

Relign

462 points

6 days ago

Relign

462 points

6 days ago

It was obviously implied. It’s the implication….

dabigchina

81 points

6 days ago

Is larrycorser in danger??

fezzikola

50 points

6 days ago

fezzikola

50 points

6 days ago

No why would you say that. I wouldn't do that.

Virgin_Dildo_Lover

26 points

6 days ago

You'd definitely not be in danger

WilliamShatnersTaint

78 points

6 days ago

It's the implication of danger... I don't think you're getting that.

BlackLeader70

8 points

6 days ago

So they are in danger?

HooTighForThis

12 points

6 days ago

No! They'll say yes because it might go bad for them if they don't. They won't say no, they can't say no. Because of the implication.

genius_retard

73 points

6 days ago

Oooh, are we going for a boat ride?

changing-life-vet

45 points

6 days ago

The fact that their rage knows no bounds is definitely implied.

Jack_Vaults

33 points

6 days ago

This man is clearly a ghoul in disguise

rustyxj

17 points

6 days ago

rustyxj

17 points

6 days ago

Hey smooth skin

Keberro

161 points

6 days ago

Keberro

161 points

6 days ago

Honestly, your Acc is like 10 years old.

I'd trust you enough to meet you in person.

ohrofl

252 points

6 days ago

ohrofl

252 points

6 days ago

Good, good. Everything is going according to plan.

xTETSUOx

83 points

6 days ago

xTETSUOx

83 points

6 days ago

Everything is going according to plan.

Bro, you're supposed to say this in your mind only and not aloud.

ohrofl

52 points

6 days ago*

ohrofl

52 points

6 days ago*

Crap did I type that out loud? (This sentence makes no sense)

Keberro

48 points

6 days ago

Keberro

48 points

6 days ago

You'd probably like to hear that I get compliments for how smooth my skin is.

(I am a 20 y/o guy and this is not a joke)

Callmedrexl

44 points

6 days ago

Now you just sound a little too eager...

Dllondamnit

12 points

6 days ago

Borderline desperate…

millera85

14 points

6 days ago

millera85

14 points

6 days ago

Teacher: Who wants to be made into a skin suit?

u/Keberro: ooo! memememmemememeeee! It’s my turn! Pleeeeaaaseee, choose me!

redditingatwork23

50 points

6 days ago

My account is also old. Would you believe me when I say you should go and treat yourself to an ice-cold, refreshing coke? It's such a sweet carbonated cola. The hints of vanilla taste great, and the small amount of caffeine is just right for pushing you through a long day. I start every day right, and I start it with Coketm.

lowaltflier

190 points

6 days ago

lowaltflier

190 points

6 days ago

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

FerretsAreFun

212 points

6 days ago

Funny story about that.... I used to say this to my daughter all the time after the bath. One day she asked me WHY I always say this. I nonchalantly told her it was a horror movie about a guy who keeps women in a hole in his basement to make skin suits out of. I didn't even really think before saying... she was 7 at the time and HORRIFIED, slept with me for a week after that. Whoopsies!

TieDyedFury

163 points

6 days ago

TieDyedFury

163 points

6 days ago

Just tell her not to worry because she is still way too small to make a proper skin suit.

FerretsAreFun

52 points

6 days ago

Lol, this is great! She's older now and isn't nearly as susceptible to my shit.... wish I had of thought of this though!

FubarFreak

10 points

6 days ago

Yeah but perfect for a custom lamp shade

merwin7

99 points

6 days ago

merwin7

99 points

6 days ago

Met my wife on Craigslist! Back in 2007.

woolsocksandsandals

240 points

6 days ago

Does her skin still fit you?

merwin7

147 points

6 days ago

merwin7

147 points

6 days ago

nope, but mine still fits in her ;)

graboidian

70 points

6 days ago

Yup!

Just like a spaghetti noodle in a bagel.

NihilisticPollyanna

61 points

6 days ago

Met my husband on the Linkin Park message boards in 2005, haha.

I lived in Germany at the time. My husband is from the US.

It works out sometimes!

degjo

35 points

6 days ago

degjo

35 points

6 days ago

So you're crawling in his skin, those wounds won't heal

fluterschnugen

11 points

6 days ago

But in the end, it doesn't even matter

hambonehooligan

51 points

6 days ago

Much better than meeting Craig on your wife's list.

britta

1.6k points

6 days ago

britta

1.6k points

6 days ago

They forgot to fill in your license plate

friggintodd

445 points

6 days ago

friggintodd

445 points

6 days ago

At least they put McCracken.

CapitalRadioOne

180 points

6 days ago

*filled McCracken

FunkMasterE

21 points

6 days ago

M'Cracken (tips Fedora)

konman2k4

47 points

6 days ago

konman2k4

47 points

6 days ago

They should go to the BBQ festival that starts today. Good food and plenty to do.

-Source.....I'm in McCracken too.

Cammie_Tea

7 points

6 days ago

Same here, that’s actually my childhood friend. I’m so excited for BBQ on the river.

BobertJame

63 points

6 days ago

What a flawless Photoshop license plate job they did!!!!

Milo-the-great

74 points

6 days ago

Doesn’t even look photoshopped

tikiporch

62 points

6 days ago

tikiporch

62 points

6 days ago

You mean it doesn't look poorly photoshopped.

CrewMemberNumber6

3.9k points

6 days ago

People meet on Reddit?

nolo_me

5.8k points

6 days ago

nolo_me

5.8k points

6 days ago

My wife got talking to someone in a Robin chatroom. They chatted on and off over the next couple of days, discovered they had loads of stuff in common. She got really excited that she'd made a new friend through a silly April Fools experiment.

As they carried on talking the coincidences mounted up. They grew up in the same town at the same time, knew the same people. They had too much in common, it was getting a bit spooky. Eventually they figured it out: the random redditor she'd been getting to know for the last few days was her sister.

Amused-Observer

1.7k points

6 days ago

that's hilarious

nolo_me

887 points

6 days ago

nolo_me

887 points

6 days ago

It really was. The whole chatroom was howling when they found out (hi to any ccKufi folks who might be reading).

CravingKoreanFood

182 points

6 days ago

Too bad they have to make new accounts after lol

nolo_me

149 points

6 days ago

nolo_me

149 points

6 days ago

They didn't. Don't think either of them has anything they're particularly ashamed of on here.

willclerkforfood

300 points

6 days ago

What kind of depraved sicko isn’t at least slightly ashamed of their Reddit comment history?

Titanbeard

71 points

6 days ago

I thought about that once. Like what would my wife think after I die and she looks at it? Then I realized I'll be dead so I won't be embarrassed.

TheRottenKittensIEat

91 points

5 days ago

My father asked me to delete everything from his laptop before he died to spare my mom looking through it.

I did as he wished, but I always wondered how much gay porn was on it.

Sorry dad, love you, but, you know... we all knew.

sterexx

10 points

5 days ago

sterexx

10 points

5 days ago

that he looked at gay porn once every fiscal quarter to make sure he was still straight as hell?

cmd__line

7 points

5 days ago

  • Ashamed of their non-main account I think you mean. That's where the real fucked up shit lives.

I_Think_I_Cant

172 points

6 days ago

Did they ever meet up?

nolo_me

244 points

6 days ago

nolo_me

244 points

6 days ago

A few times. They weren't estranged or anything, just live on opposite sides of the country.

petgreg

75 points

6 days ago

petgreg

75 points

6 days ago

Was there some rule they couldn't say their name? I would give that info way before I knew a spooky amount about someone.

eSPiaLx

131 points

6 days ago

eSPiaLx

131 points

6 days ago

tbf they might just have really generic common names. Your name is sarah? I have a sister named sarah!

that or the more likely explanation - the craziest coincidences happened over a few minute period before they figured it out, and everything else over the multi-day period was just random chatter about not sensitive details

mememimimeme

47 points

6 days ago

Wait I’m Sarah

Laggingduck

35 points

6 days ago

Well go get some water Sarah, stay hydrated

roborectum69

19 points

6 days ago

People use the Reddit chat feature?

Jonsnoosnooze

13 points

6 days ago

I was waiting for "I'm no longer married"

LightninLew

40 points

6 days ago

I was sure this was going to end with your wife finding her boyfriend on reddit. This was a much nicer ending.

Flaky-Wallaby5382

1.2k points

6 days ago

Reddit Meetups were big part back in the day

G37_is_numberletter

1.3k points

6 days ago

Back in the days of “The narwhal bacons at midnight”

FutureBondVillain

204 points

6 days ago

My first 1k comment (back then that was HUGE) was about how a girl showed up to a reddit meetup, and there was cake on a picnic table, but everyone was hiding in the bushes waiting for her to leave so they could eat the cake. I’m butchering it and paraphrasing, and it was back when things were taken more light heartedly.

I still like reddit, but I miss those days. This was probably 2010 - 2011.

DontTweetMeBro

71 points

6 days ago

I wish there was an “fixed for inflation” feature on Reddit, so you could still see the posts that were big back in the day..

ActualWhiterabbit

35 points

6 days ago

Grumpy Cat's origin post was huge with 4k upvotes and 600 comments which is still decent now 10 years later.

digitalmofo

67 points

6 days ago

Back in the days of r/reddit.com

carpy22

26 points

6 days ago

carpy22

26 points

6 days ago

Miss those days. It was nice having a default catch all subreddit.

generic_name

9 points

6 days ago

I was there Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago….

melanthius

38 points

6 days ago

Karmanaut has entered the chat

Nixplosion

21 points

6 days ago

What was that dude's name that karma farmed constantly? Something gallows?

e_quest

34 points

6 days ago

e_quest

34 points

6 days ago

Wasn't is gallows boob or something like that?

Nixplosion

46 points

6 days ago

Gallowboob! That was it!

MyNameIsQuason

28 points

6 days ago

Wait when did gallowboob stop posting? It still feels like yesterday he was #1

IrrelevantLeprechaun

13 points

6 days ago

Didn't it turn out to be that he karma farmed mostly just for fun? Like he admitted he posted stuff strategically to get maximum karma, but there was no higher reason to it other than it just amused him?

XShhhDontBiteX

401 points

6 days ago

Le Reddit army is here XD

MarketSupreme

93 points

6 days ago

Bro stop I don't wanna go back

Krhl12

22 points

6 days ago

Krhl12

22 points

6 days ago

We're still there. This, this right here. Stop, I want to get off. I also verb this guy's dead wife. Underrated comment. If I could give you gold. Edit Omg thanks guys.

G37_is_numberletter

141 points

6 days ago

Omfg right? When a YouTube video had cringey ass comments letting people know it got shared to Reddit

uTukan

66 points

6 days ago

uTukan

66 points

6 days ago

This opened a chest of memories. Close that chest right fucking now.

G37_is_numberletter

48 points

6 days ago

Or a cum box of memories, so to speak.

kawaiibox

16 points

6 days ago

kawaiibox

16 points

6 days ago

I'd fight you for reminding me of this cringe...

But unfortunately both my arms are broken...

BlueberryHotdog

9 points

6 days ago

Memories of jolly ranchers.

khube

25 points

6 days ago

khube

25 points

6 days ago

DAE RAGE COMICS?!

XeoKai

57 points

6 days ago

XeoKai

57 points

6 days ago

I'm having an Obi-Wan Kenobi moment here...

BizzyM

23 points

6 days ago

BizzyM

23 points

6 days ago

Hello there.

JimmerUK

45 points

6 days ago

JimmerUK

45 points

6 days ago

Waffles?! Don’t you mean carrots? HAHAHAHA

Muchos_Frijoles

100 points

6 days ago

Pepridge farms remembers

Noyes654

34 points

6 days ago

Noyes654

34 points

6 days ago

DAE LE GEM???

YoureGrammarWronger

101 points

6 days ago

Back in the day? Like when Reddit was a decade old?

ac1084

244 points

6 days ago

ac1084

244 points

6 days ago

Google the infamous 2012 Baltimore reddit meetup if you want a general idea on what they looked like.

Futures2004

267 points

6 days ago

Futures2004

267 points

6 days ago

Caligullama

180 points

6 days ago

Caligullama

180 points

6 days ago

Lmao this is exactly how I picture most of Reddit. Glad to have my suspicions confirmed.

ubccompscistudent

60 points

6 days ago

I mean, that is the demographic of Reddit that would actually attend one of those events.

sly_cooper25

106 points

6 days ago

Nah it's not like this anymore, Reddit wasn't mainstream popular in 2012 like it is now. The neckbeards are still here obviously but a sample population of Redditors would look pretty average these days.

junkit33

49 points

6 days ago

junkit33

49 points

6 days ago

Reddit was already EXTREMELY popular in 2012. The Digg exodus was 2010, which is what really sent the site soaring. They had 70 million monthly users back then, and the vast majority of it was US-based.

It's like 500 million users now, but so much of that growth is international.

Over_Weekend_5939

9 points

6 days ago

I think this is true in general, but I’m curious what the population of people who comment look like. My guess is it’s not far from this.

I thought I heard (very possibly made up) stat that like only 1% of people actually comment, and a bigger but not much bigger upvote/downvote.

In general tho Reddit is definitely pretty “normie”. Sometimes I read stuff and I think “oh yeah, that solid C student who was in the lowest level classes and who never did any work and is now a cop who watches the voice” represents the average Reddit population.

exeleonn

33 points

6 days ago

exeleonn

33 points

6 days ago

That was way more nipples than I was expecting

WilliamMorris420

23 points

6 days ago

Of course the person with the biggest boobs out at a Reddit meet up, would be a guy.

iRawrz

69 points

6 days ago

iRawrz

69 points

6 days ago

Shit, I've seen this picture multiple times before but I'm just now realizing I think I know one of the guys in that picture lmao. I have to ask now.

fxckfxckgames

42 points

6 days ago

Is it the guy with the 45 degree moobs?

iRawrz

30 points

6 days ago

iRawrz

30 points

6 days ago

Nope, the 35 degree one. And yup, was definitely him haha.

Tyler_Nerdin

8 points

6 days ago

Bob… Bob had bitch-tits

Tuningislife

15 points

6 days ago

More pictures other than the infamous one.

https://imgur.io/a/nyZqO

Futures2004

7 points

6 days ago

Hahah I haven’t seen these thank you

Tuningislife

8 points

6 days ago

NP. It was hosted at a local maker space and the guy who hosted it isn’t thrilled about it being infamous for just that one photo.

Sorry_Pirate7002

10 points

6 days ago

The only good looking person trying to distance themselves haha.

ruinersclub

63 points

6 days ago

Not that I’m a prude but pulling your titties out was probably a bad move in hindsight.

Nappyheaded

25 points

6 days ago

Wouldn't it be hindsight if they had pulled their pants down?

braedizzle

33 points

6 days ago

How is a decade not considered “back in the day” for a userbase averaging in their 30s?

MrTerrificPants

42 points

6 days ago

I hosted a meetup of a sub I used to mod about 5 years ago.

A couple of people started hooking up on the down low. Which wasn't that big of a deal, except the woman had a live-in boyfriend back at home.

Which was, y'know, the couple's business and stuff, and none of mine. But then she started PMing and calling me late at night with drama -- I suppose because I had organized everything and she felt close to me.

My wife was all, "You need to get out of that soap opera" and I didn't disagree.

less_than_nick

12 points

6 days ago

i mean reddit being a decade old can still be back in the day lol. we're not gauging time off of reddit's age

apextek

27 points

6 days ago

apextek

27 points

6 days ago

My cake day is 12 years ago, it was a different animal in 2010

YoureGrammarWronger

28 points

6 days ago

Remember when digg was a competitor?

apextek

37 points

6 days ago

apextek

37 points

6 days ago

I remember the Digg exodus when Digg ditched voting for catered content. Man that was a mistake.

wedeservethis

22 points

6 days ago

Digg dug it's own grave for sure.

doctapeppa

12 points

6 days ago

I'm one of those Digg refugees.

jennoside10

70 points

6 days ago

I met my husband on Reddit.

NeighborhoodWitch

43 points

6 days ago

Currently staring at my fiancé I met off Reddit 4 years ago :) I tell people I met him off a video game because that seemed easier to grasp than Reddit lol

jennoside10

20 points

6 days ago

Right?! I always just say "we met online".

yekirati

31 points

6 days ago

yekirati

31 points

6 days ago

I met my current partner on Reddit as well! Still going strong 4 years later.

arcadedragon

19 points

6 days ago

same here! five years in!

awkwardlink

17 points

6 days ago

Out of curiosity, how exactly did you guys meet on Reddit? R4R? Or just random commenting on a post?

ButWereFriendsThough

12 points

6 days ago*

I met a ton of poker players in my state here. Started with like 2, moved to 10, group is now over 60 people (but under half from Reddit)

Only ever had a couple “ok you can’t come back” types

dangoodspeed

10 points

6 days ago

My last roommate came from Reddit, if that counts.

3DprintRC

23 points

6 days ago

3DprintRC

23 points

6 days ago

Hello.

WillytheWimp1

21 points

6 days ago

I like you but I’m not in like with you.

jeena

1.9k points

6 days ago

jeena

1.9k points

6 days ago

How do you 'meet' someone on reddit? I've been here since 2008 and all people who post and comment seem to me to blend into a rando.ly generated username and avatar. I don't think I ever talked to the same person more than once.

quitebizzare

1.6k points

6 days ago

quitebizzare

1.6k points

6 days ago

And most conversations are arguments

P. S. Fuck you

interesseret

1.4k points

6 days ago

interesseret

1.4k points

6 days ago

fuck me yourself, you coward.

your place at 7?

Doctor_Sleepless

177 points

6 days ago

I'd give you gold if I could

interesseret

320 points

6 days ago

Your imaginary gold means as much as Reddits imaginary gold. Save your money folks, it's going to be an expensive winter

RyanfaeScotland

152 points

6 days ago

And most conversations are arguments

No they're not.

oopsallecoli

49 points

6 days ago

Well, why yes they are. Being contrainian isn't an argument.

Hopefully I'm quoting this right. It's been awhile.

RyanfaeScotland

51 points

6 days ago

Being contrainian isn't an argument.

Yes it is.

It's been awhile.

No it hasn't.

----

And I'm afraid our time is up! As an aside, I also don't know if your quote was right but I got the reference and that's what counts!

sckurvee

13 points

6 days ago

sckurvee

13 points

6 days ago

I came to make that reference and this guy was close enough.

batnastard

19 points

6 days ago

Oh! No, I'm sorry, References are next door, in 22A.

Paizzu

36 points

6 days ago

Paizzu

36 points

6 days ago

You've made a completely reasonable observation. Fuck you. I'm going to downvote every comment you've ever posted.

losjoo

10 points

6 days ago

losjoo

10 points

6 days ago

No they aren't

Tankalots

182 points

6 days ago

Tankalots

182 points

6 days ago

Niche communities, lesser visited subs. One interaction of 'hey you're username is familiar, we must both like x'

And then one private message 'x? I love x! Do you have a good connect? My town is so dry right now it's almost funny'

LambKyle

98 points

6 days ago*

LambKyle

98 points

6 days ago*

I don't know what x is representing, but it seems like drugs lol

Porkbossam78

14 points

6 days ago

X gonna give it to ya

adamcoolforever

303 points

6 days ago

Honestly I've always kind of wondered about this for all social internet things. I've been involved in online gaming of all sorts and different social platforms and whatnot for like 20 years and I've never made good friends with people I played with online. I feel like I must be bad at internetting, because everyone else seems to have all these great online friends.

quitebizzare

164 points

6 days ago

I've made friends playing games. It's about putting in the effort and inviting them to play and asking about their life. Same as irl

Galkura

42 points

6 days ago

Galkura

42 points

6 days ago

Yup. I have a few friends/acquaintances I’ve met over the years online.

I have one who I consider one of my best friends, we met on WoW ages ago. Introduced him to my friends, neither liked each other at first, but he became part of our group and every day ventrilo (eventually discord) life.

Had a falling out with the group (they were people I knew irl) but still talk to the one I met online almost daily.

RandyHoward

14 points

6 days ago

Wait, you supposed to do that irl? This explains so much!

IvonbetonPoE

10 points

6 days ago

Some games really promote communities. My experience generally is the same as yours, except for the friends I made playing WoW and an FPS game. With WoW, raiding and adventuring with the same people can create a bond. Many WoW guilds I have been a part of had yearly meet-ups.

I also met a good friend of mine in one of my first WoW dungeons. We started talking and he turned out to live close to me. We sort of drifted apart after he moved continents and stopped gaming though. I also met one of my best friends on a small community server for an FPS game. Started talking. Started playing competitively in a team together and we are still great friends to this day.

These things sort of take time though. It took months or even years of playing with some people before we started to really become friends and started to try and organize meetups.

3-DMan

15 points

6 days ago

3-DMan

15 points

6 days ago

A/S/L ?

Drey5000

40 points

6 days ago

Drey5000

40 points

6 days ago

Wow and I thought we had a real connection

zekethelizard

40 points

6 days ago

If you regularly visit some niche subs, you'll eventually see comments from a username you're like, hmm I've seen that name before. Then if you keep paying attention and keep seeing them and agreeing with their comments or finding value in them, not a stretch to imagine conversation in the comments can get started

bt123456789

24 points

6 days ago

Maybe talking about hobbies and being able to hold a conversation? Plus there are subreddits for specifically trying to make friends.

thatirishguy0

251 points

6 days ago

Reminds me of the A/S/L days.

Chicken_Water

32 points

6 days ago

Always 18/F/CA

thatirishguy0

10 points

5 days ago

This person internets

Personal-End-3146

83 points

6 days ago

Haha. You're dating yourself. Most of this crowd is not old enough to remember that.

MithrandirLogic

30 points

6 days ago

I was in middle school and there was this Pokémon chat room I used to go to. One time I A/S/L’d with someone who (supposedly) was my age, female, and was an Aussie. We chatted a bit and at the time Harry Potter books were on shelves everywhere, I think just the first book or two was released at that point. Anyways, this Aussie had no clue what Harry Potter was and it was the first time in my life I had this greater awareness that entertainment was different across the world. Lame, but hearing asl always reminds me of that.

Cool story bro. fist bump thanks for reading.

lowaltflier

415 points

6 days ago

lowaltflier

415 points

6 days ago

That’s cool. Hope you two have a blast together.

madamxombie

253 points

6 days ago

madamxombie

253 points

6 days ago

Meeting internet friends for the first time after a long friendship is such a magical experience! Hope y’all have a great time!

gotele

96 points

6 days ago

gotele

96 points

6 days ago

In general is lovely, but it's also a bit weird. I remember being at a bar with these internet pals and they calling me by my nickname. But it's nice I guess.

Arex189

39 points

6 days ago

Arex189

39 points

6 days ago

My closest current friends are people who I met thru discord and ngl we still prefer to call each other by discord id.

It was bit quiet at first meetup but now we just clown around and have time of our lives together.

DocSaysItsDainBramuj

415 points

6 days ago

You were excellent as Camina Drummer in The Expanse!

AlpineVW

144 points

6 days ago

AlpineVW

144 points

6 days ago

I have a crush on Cara Gee. She's the complete opposite of her character.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkDGL0o7gvg

Skittnator

30 points

6 days ago

Wow, you weren't kidding, even her smiling doesn't seem Drummer. Good actor.

DocSaysItsDainBramuj

73 points

6 days ago

Same here. She is an absolute gem. And her character is one of the biggest badasses in all of sci fi.

“Live shamed, and die empty” (goosebumps)

Cloberella

39 points

6 days ago

Pssst, in case you didn’t know Telltale is making an Expanse game and you play as Drummer!!!

silvalen

19 points

6 days ago

silvalen

19 points

6 days ago

I, for one, did NOT know and my day is immeasurably improved with this newfound information.

warp-speed-dammit

10 points

6 days ago

Even more impressive is how competely opposite she is in real life to her character. Camina on the show is always pissed-off, angry and mostly resentful (perhaps justifiably so) but irl CG is so wholesome, bubbly, and always laughing. The first time I saw an interview of her I was like wow she must be really good to make her role so convincing in the show.

Viltris

14 points

6 days ago

Viltris

14 points

6 days ago

Ty & That Guy

Makes sense. Wes Chatham is canonically That Guy.

that1senpai2

171 points

6 days ago

I've interacted with countless redditors, and have yet to make a single friend from here. How? Haha

-r-a-f-f-y-

98 points

6 days ago

I met a weed dealer on reddit, that was about the extent of my victories, though.

aznperson

17 points

6 days ago

aznperson

17 points

6 days ago

how does one meet a weed dealer? asking for a friend

lesbiancarwash

6 points

6 days ago

yes, i too have a friend looking for a weed dealer...

fxckfxckgames

105 points

6 days ago

hallo is me ur new frand

damn_jexy

37 points

6 days ago

damn_jexy

37 points

6 days ago

Hey it's the Irish Scottish Kimono girl !

Isa472

92 points

6 days ago

Isa472

92 points

6 days ago

Wait is that hat super long in the back?

Taylorenokson

134 points

6 days ago

The guy at the store said she's the only one he's ever seen pull it off.

Takeitsleezy

41 points

6 days ago

Don't do the voice!

TheStranger333

17 points

6 days ago

Who said that?!

Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

24 points

6 days ago

Omg he has dice in his pocket.

Noxage_88

142 points

6 days ago

Noxage_88

142 points

6 days ago

Impressive….very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allens stalker

Groovicity

18 points

6 days ago

Is something wrong? Noxage, you're sweating.

HellonHeels33

73 points

6 days ago

I met my best friend on Reddit, and he died this year. I was the mysterious “Reddit girl” at the funeral. I met his family before I actually met him as they took me in during a natural disaster, as they lived five hours north of me. Love Reddit, and miss you man

uneffinlucky

86 points

6 days ago

I don’t see how people become friends through Reddit. We all say some of the most insane shit to each other lol

Cuntdracula19

29 points

6 days ago

No shit, I would be mortified if someone I knew in real life knew the things I said on Reddit and I don’t think I would want to meet anyone in person for the same reasons lol

Lallner

54 points

6 days ago

Lallner

54 points

6 days ago

That's so sweet! Congrats!

[deleted]

969 points

6 days ago

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969 points

6 days ago

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nestcto

412 points

6 days ago

nestcto

412 points

6 days ago

He does look like he takes care of his hygeine pretty well though. Clean clothes, no excessive blemishes, and his hair looks nice and well-tended to, confident smile.

As far as "typical redditor" look, I'd say he's best-case scenario.

No-Honeydew-6121

137 points

6 days ago

This was his fit to come meet the girl he’s been talking to online for 7 years I’m sure he’s dressed his Sunday best

OldBeercan

94 points

6 days ago

Yeah I always assume everyone on here is a tall hot chick, but I'm sure there's other less-tall hot chicks on here too.

TheFlamingGit

102 points

6 days ago

Nice boots!

witty_reddit_handle

48 points

6 days ago

Wait... You guys are making friends on here?

Hung_On_A_Monday

36 points

6 days ago

I first read this as “we finally met in prison”. So glad it was likely better circumstances.

GoldBreakr

7 points

5 days ago

You guys are mean. It’s a cool story. Leave it to Reddit douche bags to ruin a Reddit story.

uTukan

56 points

6 days ago

uTukan

56 points

6 days ago

This thread is really bringing out the best part of redditors.

Jesus fucking Christ.

meinmanhattan

39 points

6 days ago

We don’t have best parts. We have least worst parts.

akuaba

19 points

6 days ago

akuaba

19 points

6 days ago

I love the boots