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SwearImNotACat

5.2k points

7 days ago

They released the report: https://hindenburgresearch.com/adani/

the-apostle

3.2k points

7 days ago

the-apostle

3.2k points

7 days ago

Won’t even make the scrolling news ticker at the bottom of the tv screen 🥱

anothercleaverbeaver

1.8k points

7 days ago*

That's called a chyron. I always thought it was a neat word so I wanted to share.

Edit: it looks like Chyron is the brand name of the graphic. And the thing at the very bottom is the ticker. Here is a graphic I found explaining it.

lownwolf02

810 points

7 days ago

lownwolf02

810 points

7 days ago

A chyron is a computer that ads lower thirds, titles, and animated graphics over the top of live video, so generally people will refer to any of these kinds of titles as a chyron. It is named after the company that developed this software.
The news ticker on the bottom of the screen is technically a chyron for that reason, but it’s specifically referred to as a ticker or a crawl. (Source: I work in film and tv and went to school for it)

conformityfarm

221 points

7 days ago

I have a decade of broadcasting experience and used to work on a chyron computer therefore can confirm this statement.

Impossible-Winter-94

66 points

7 days ago

i helped build the system and software that introduced the chyron, and can confirm this statement

Ok_Mastodon_9093

231 points

7 days ago

I invented television and I can’t find my pants.

rabbitkingdom

76 points

7 days ago

I am on the internet and can confirm that the whereabouts of this user’s pants are unknown.

Budfrompsych

169 points

7 days ago

Is that like Chai-Ron or kai-Ron for pronunciation

TrollTollTony

422 points

7 days ago

Kai-ron

Like "Hi Ron" with a "K"

YaMommasBabyDaddy

817 points

7 days ago

Who the fuck spells Ron with a K?

Old_Engineer_NTU

233 points

7 days ago

That'll be so ronk.

Budfrompsych

12 points

7 days ago

Thank you!

unnecessary_kindness

12 points

7 days ago

Chyron Graphics is also a popular tool used in the industry for you guessed it, doing the chyron graphics.

Eckish

39 points

7 days ago

Eckish

39 points

7 days ago

The definition for that word seems far more generic. I think the ticker is an example of a chyron, but probably has a more specific name (like ticker).

anothercleaverbeaver

25 points

7 days ago

Yeah you seem to be right based on this graphic (https://www.google.com/search?q=chyron&client=firefox-b-1-m&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiz17mz-eH8AhVOMEQIHSNjCpQQ_AUIBigB&biw=414&bih=794#imgrc=hNew2RglBbkokM)

Oh well, now I learned there is a difference between the ticker and chyron.

dchobo

777 points

7 days ago

dchobo

777 points

7 days ago

Do they have a symbol in the US market?

SummonedShenanigans

3.2k points

7 days ago

FCKD

KingKnux

121 points

7 days ago

KingKnux

121 points

7 days ago

A summoner of shenanigans indeed…

doctorcrimson

112 points

7 days ago*

Pretty sure its privately traded, which implies other corporate entities were accomplices by selling to them and buying it back.

Massive-Mountain7157

70 points

7 days ago

They have public companies and apparently they share the financial records of private companies or something. It was mentioned in that paper.

Of the 7 key listed companies one saw a 2000%+ increase in value over three years. Imagine investing in that.

joegaebel

152 points

7 days ago

joegaebel

152 points

7 days ago

$INDA has 5% exposure to Adani companies
https://twitter.com/eliant_capital/status/1618083049325092873

jxf

27 points

7 days ago

jxf

27 points

7 days ago

sermer48

923 points

7 days ago

sermer48

923 points

7 days ago

Wait WTF? Adani has a PE of over 300 and has a market cap of almost $4T? How have I never heard of them before lol

TheHairyMonk

493 points

7 days ago

We've heard of them Australia. They have or tried to take over mines here. They don't have a very good environmental track record so there was a bit of a thing going on over it..

Thommohawk117

258 points

7 days ago

They changed their name in Australia a few months (years?) back after the 2019 election, they call themselves Bravus Mining and Resources now.

But it is perfectly acceptable to deadname a corporation so Adani they remain

becool773

88 points

7 days ago

becool773

88 points

7 days ago

There were lots of protests in Australia and India iirc when he was bidding for those mines. Eventually he took over them. The word here was that he paid expensive gifts to the members in the government then. Smh

Przedrzag

18 points

7 days ago

Przedrzag

18 points

7 days ago

The LNP was giving them billions when even private banks wouldn’t loan them anything

moogorb

67 points

7 days ago

moogorb

67 points

7 days ago

They now go under the name of Bravus mining in Australia due to all the backlash they received.

BryGuyTI

749 points

7 days ago

BryGuyTI

749 points

7 days ago

4T Indian Rupees is only 46 billion USD

sermer48

823 points

7 days ago

sermer48

823 points

7 days ago

Apple doesn’t show currencies. Seems like an oversight if they’re going to randomly mix in some Zelda bullshit.

AcidBuuurn

202 points

7 days ago

AcidBuuurn

202 points

7 days ago

Seems like an oversight

Or a perfect time to open a Venezuelan corporation, fool some chumps, and fake it till we make it.

TrollTollTony

123 points

7 days ago

Ah yes, "fake it till you make it", the wallstreetbets definition of securities fraud.

TheKillerToast

59 points

7 days ago

Too big to fail speedrun Any%

grek123

36 points

7 days ago

grek123

36 points

7 days ago

Plot twist: Hindenburg built their report thinking it’s a $4T company and were like let’s short this bitch… somebody should tell them.

michaelp1987

107 points

7 days ago

The article says it converts to $218 Billion.

why_rob_y

66 points

7 days ago

why_rob_y

66 points

7 days ago

Not exactly. The article says it's INR 17.8 trillion (not "just" 4 trillion), which converts to $218 billion.

michaelp1987

15 points

7 days ago

Oh! Thanks for the catch.

arafansari

403 points

7 days ago

arafansari

403 points

7 days ago

I am a regard from India and I can tell you this. Everyone knows Adani is manipulating and people will still invest in the company's stock. Because he has the support of the Prime Minister of India and they will keep Adani up as long as it becomes a legitimate high value business. The government has been selling a good chunk of assets to Adani Group at low valuations. They already own and operate majority of airports and ports in India.

They are currently doing an FPO (secondary IPO) of about INR 200 billion (USD 2.4 Billion) which has been oversubscribed.

The Group has planned to prop up more businesses and do an IPO for atleast 3-4 businesses in the next 4-5 years.

Adani is not going down unless the political party in power goes down. The political party currently in power in not going down atleast for the next 5 years. So yeah, they will be able to legitimise their business by then

MilesPower

137 points

7 days ago

MilesPower

137 points

7 days ago

Bit like the "don't fight the fed" mentality in the US.

It doesn't matter what the fundamentals are, if the fed is printing you best be buying.

chainer3000

29 points

7 days ago

OP made me buy calls

hailgautam

784 points

7 days ago

hailgautam

784 points

7 days ago

Everyone in India know it as a Ponzi scheme.

https://youtu.be/RJRYLrkvOyA

youmu123

495 points

7 days ago

youmu123

495 points

7 days ago

It's not a Ponzi scheme.

A Ponzi has no basis. Adani has its basis in government privilege. It's genuine "fundamentals", however corrupt and wrong that fundamental factor is, but a fundamental nonethelees.

oldcarfreddy

142 points

7 days ago

Yeah people need to realize fraud =/ ponzie scheme. A ponzi scheme is a very specific kind of fraud

dizkopat

17 points

7 days ago

dizkopat

17 points

7 days ago

Adani has the rights to o e of the new biggest coal mines in Australia

yas9_9

177 points

7 days ago

yas9_9

177 points

7 days ago

Well he's the ruling party's biggest benefactor, and the govt has been pouring tax payer money as well as retirement funds into his Ponzi scheme. People will be dying when this balloon pops

Ok_Requirement_5386

14 points

7 days ago

Puts on latex?

parkyeonggyu

64 points

7 days ago

When does he get arrested?

TreeChangeMe

18 points

7 days ago

Rich people never pay for crimes unless it directly hurts rich people.

See: Madoff

xiaopewpew

5.3k points

7 days ago

xiaopewpew

5.3k points

7 days ago

Shorting everything just to be on the safe side.

Texaco_Shawty

796 points

7 days ago

:27189:

[deleted]

76 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

76 points

7 days ago

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FilmooreBeef

494 points

7 days ago

Still holding my GameStop tho

kujski

22.9k points

7 days ago

kujski

22.9k points

7 days ago

Microsoft has in fact never sold an actual window…

Yokelele

3k points

7 days ago

Yokelele

3k points

7 days ago

“Wall” Mart is next

martinven1

1.9k points

7 days ago

martinven1

1.9k points

7 days ago

I don't see Apple selling apples either.

SocialDissDunceSing

1.4k points

7 days ago

Honestly staples is looking good RN

Jo3yD

1.5k points

7 days ago*

Jo3yD

1.5k points

7 days ago*

Dick’s has been letting me down for years!

Edit: Thank you for the award!

dsiurek2019

361 points

7 days ago*

I was pretty pissed off when I walked into Olive Garden and there were no Olive Gardens in sight

Repulsive_Client_325

261 points

7 days ago

Blackberry doesn’t have fruit of any sort, let alone berries, and previously their research was not in fact in motion at all, but was entirely static.

TheAccidentalHuman

510 points

7 days ago

Can you imagine my disappointment when I first walked into a BJ's!

canned_soup

68 points

7 days ago

I was so confused when I ordered a pizookie.

maggot_soldier

52 points

7 days ago

In-n-Out

[deleted]

90 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

90 points

7 days ago

Wait until you hear that Applebee's doesn't sell apples OR bees.

DustyDGAF

10 points

7 days ago

DustyDGAF

10 points

7 days ago

My dad took me to Applebee's like 25 years ago and asked for apple pie. They said they didn't have any. He sighed and said, ok I'll take the bee pie 😞

babypho

852 points

7 days ago

babypho

852 points

7 days ago

They sell curtains

fenix1230

610 points

7 days ago

fenix1230

610 points

7 days ago

I thought it was blue screens?

[deleted]

178 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

178 points

7 days ago

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BrontosaurusXL

385 points

7 days ago

One could also accuse Apple of never selling fruits.

YungSaintLaurent

444 points

7 days ago

I don’t know, they’ve certainly sold a few lemons.

NextTrillion

70 points

7 days ago

How the hell are they sill around??

mistazik

2.7k points

7 days ago

mistazik

2.7k points

7 days ago

Los Pollos Hermanos

Klongon

598 points

7 days ago

Klongon

598 points

7 days ago

They made a legitimate product that people loved. I don't see why the brand had to die with it's nefarious owner.

Dick-Guzinya

320 points

7 days ago

I’m actually surprised it didn’t become a real chicken chain.

Klongon

222 points

7 days ago

Klongon

222 points

7 days ago

Me too. People would show up for the reference, and if it turned out to be a good product, they'd continue coming by.

UnwiseSudai

152 points

7 days ago

UnwiseSudai

152 points

7 days ago

There's a legit Los Pollos Hermanos near where I live. It was a little hole in the wall place before BB but still reaaaalllyyy good. It's blown up and has an awesome storefront and a lot more dining space now but it's still the same great food.

I don't know the owner but a friend that does says BB was the best thing to ever happen to them and the owner doesn't even care that he can't franchise because they're doing way better than they had ever dreamed

kimchifreeze

62 points

7 days ago

Do they sell meth?

tobmom

34 points

7 days ago

tobmom

34 points

7 days ago

So they do laundry?!

[deleted]

22 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

22 points

7 days ago

the owner doesn't even care that he can't franchise

That doesn't sound right. If they had the name first and were actively using it appropriately, then BB is actually infringing on their rights and not the opposite.

[deleted]

24 points

7 days ago

[deleted]

24 points

7 days ago

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itsybitsybiter

24 points

7 days ago

I always assumed it was a fictionalized "El Pollo Loco" which is a Mexican origin chain that is popular in the US Southwest. https://www.elpolloloco.com/

NextTrillion

37 points

7 days ago

Guessing very difficult to navigate around licensing. Who gets what? Production company’s going to want a big cut, and it’s not hard to come up with another brand name.

I guess it boils down to just how much Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul name recognition could add to their bottom line. The pollo chain would think less and the production company would think more.

dirkgently

18 points

7 days ago

Do you have… boneitis?

spagettparty

7 points

7 days ago

Ahh my one regret.

JohnExcrement

32 points

7 days ago

Gus actually seemed like a really good employer to the kids who worked there.

Klongon

18 points

7 days ago

Klongon

18 points

7 days ago

I believe the grill would be clean.

Tomycj

13 points

7 days ago

Tomycj

13 points

7 days ago

The problem with Gus is that in the end, you can't be sure if he won't mercilessly kill them if needed. Say, imagine one of them saw something they shouldn't have.

FoldedDice

8 points

7 days ago*

No, you can be sure he would have. Maintaining the cover image of being a benevolent business owner was worth putting the effort in to be genuinely good at it, but he would not have risked exposing himself by allowing there to be a loose end. Any employee of his who learned the truth would have died unless he had some other means to guarantee their silence.

Browngifts

11 points

7 days ago

My thought was he runs it at a loss to get demand up so he can move more product.

cheeeky_

1.3k points

7 days ago

cheeeky_

1.3k points

7 days ago

Oh Adani Group?

bony_doughnut

1.8k points

7 days ago

Ohhh, the one with the CEO who went from a $5bn net worth to like $140bn in like 2 years...they're really saying that that guys is a fraud?

Damn, it's always the people you least expect

jjaym2

323 points

7 days ago

jjaym2

323 points

7 days ago

Reddit always not surprised in hindsight

l30

315 points

7 days ago

l30

315 points

7 days ago

H00terTheOwl

100 points

7 days ago

Holy shit that's a lot of bullet points

patronusman

92 points

7 days ago

I read through like 15 of the bullets and then gave up. lol

epradox

140 points

7 days ago

epradox

140 points

7 days ago

Way to complicated trying to figure out how to short in some foreign stock exchange, I’m out.

anonymouscitizen2

46 points

7 days ago

There are US/ASX listed entities with large exposure to Adani corps

Fit_Opinion2465

29 points

7 days ago

Such as….

mezentius42

69 points

7 days ago

Me reading that page: "don't billionaires all do that?"

fivealive5

149 points

7 days ago

fivealive5

149 points

7 days ago

DarkHumourFoundHere

226 points

7 days ago

Not just. They take short positions first then release the report. No action gets taken by authorities. Hindenburg makes money on news.

304rising

113 points

7 days ago

304rising

113 points

7 days ago

They just post their DD. If people trust them enough it moves the stock, not their fault they do high quality research that negatively effects the stock. The fault lies at the company

Massive-Mountain7157

32 points

7 days ago

And it's mentioned just based on financial stats alone, without the report, the companies are at least 85%+ overvalued.

So it's not like this is actually ground breaking information but it's insane how vast their web of deceit is

hanoian

63 points

7 days ago

hanoian

63 points

7 days ago

What's the legality of this stuff? If you short a stock, can you decimate it if what you say is factual?

UnrulySasquatch1

72 points

7 days ago

UnrulySasquatch1

posts on r/investing

72 points

7 days ago

As long as it the info you gathered is public knowledge, yes you can if it's insider info, then it's a big no no

ConstantConsumption

29 points

7 days ago

But if you public the info it's no longer only insiders, checkmate atheists

timeticker

90 points

7 days ago

Yes.else every DD post on Reddit is illegal

cheeeky_

489 points

7 days ago

cheeeky_

489 points

7 days ago

Shorter than shit on Adani group. As soon as I figure out what it is and how to do that.

CherguiCheeky

200 points

7 days ago

This is not news.The Adani stock manipulation is a common knowledge. I made shit ton of money last year being on the right side of adani pump.

Whoever shorts adani will lose money because adani has cash to pump back his stocks up.

He needs stocks to be high so that he can borrow crazy amount of money to finance his coal mines and other infra projects.

And he uses some of the borrowed money to pump his stocks.

Massive-Mountain7157

13 points

7 days ago

Apparently there is an investigation going on according to the Hindenburg report, thought it apparently started a year and a half after the claims were first made so I don't know if anyone should expect progress.

leeeeerrroy_Jenkinks

36 points

7 days ago

nothing will ever come of the report as Indian Government and agencies investigating them are currently controlled by Adani's themselves.

CherguiCheeky

20 points

7 days ago

The agency is on Adani's payroll. He runs the government.

SgvSth

25 points

7 days ago

SgvSth

25 points

7 days ago

Bombay Stock Exchange: 512599
National Stock Exchange of India: ADANIENT

NSE NIFTY 50 Constituent since September 30th, 2022.

Marsguy1

15.4k points

7 days ago

Marsguy1

15.4k points

7 days ago

My guess is no matter what it is, it will change nothing, lead to no arrests, and whoever did it or knew about it will be wealthier this time next year.

PullinUpBootstraps

4.2k points

7 days ago

The whistleblower(s) will definitely get arrested or die mysteriously.

BobbaBubbler

1.6k points

7 days ago

BobbaBubbler

1.6k points

7 days ago

Die mysteriously? Please enlighten me on what is mysterious about putting a sackcloth bag over your head, shooting yourself 48 times in the back of the head and falling face first into your pool??

That is a very common occurrence.

Bob_Chris

652 points

7 days ago*

Bob_Chris

652 points

7 days ago*

You joke but my great grandfather was shot three times, once just below the heart, and twice in the head and it was ruled a suicide by the Cook County coroner.

Edit

One of the articles from the time, which was 1930:

https://imgur.com/a/RiFRSAS

nich3play3r

252 points

7 days ago

nich3play3r

252 points

7 days ago

Ah, yes. The home of the curious autopsy result.

regalrecaller

79 points

7 days ago

The Hardy Boys and the Case of the Curious Coroner

lisa_is_chi

187 points

7 days ago

lisa_is_chi

187 points

7 days ago

"Cook County coroner" - that definitely tracks.

Bob_Chris

196 points

7 days ago

Bob_Chris

196 points

7 days ago

And the year was 1930. A single action revolver was found near his body. Twice through the head and once in the heart.

He was a prominent member of the Chicago Board of Trade.

No-Independent5426

54 points

7 days ago

I’m assuming it was mafia related?

ChefBoyAreWeFucked

195 points

7 days ago

Who gets so upset about the Mafia that they kill themselves?

Hidesuru

18 points

7 days ago

Hidesuru

18 points

7 days ago

That time that place... Had to be.

haplessclerk

17 points

7 days ago

Wow.

4ab273bed4f79ea5bb5

14 points

7 days ago

Hey do you mind giving us his name? or DMing me? I wanna see if i can find him in the Library of Congress newspaper archives.

Bob_Chris

10 points

7 days ago

Bob_Chris

10 points

7 days ago

There were plenty of blurbs about it at the time. This is one I have:

https://imgur.com/a/RiFRSAS

I_Got_Back_Pain

12 points

7 days ago

Say that 5 times fast

Centreist

40 points

7 days ago

Centreist

40 points

7 days ago

As common as jail cameras turned off and committing suicide

UnrealRealityForReal

198 points

7 days ago

Yep. I just did that yesterday.

TheeMrBlonde

95 points

7 days ago

Me too, but I got better.

Kingty1124

26 points

7 days ago

The holes in the back of my head made me sink to the bottom quicker…

On another note, I’m a great swimmer!

MC936

282 points

7 days ago

MC936

282 points

7 days ago

What do you mean die mysteriously? It's perfectly logical that whilst tragically tripping and falling out of a hospital window they also misfired their concealed carry weapon, which due to them tumbling through the air managed to hit them in the back twice before they broke their fall feet first in wet concrete and losing balance to unfortunately fall off the pier into the sea.

DetN8

89 points

7 days ago

DetN8

89 points

7 days ago

Landing directly on a syringe full of fentanyl.

FunCranberry4818

223 points

7 days ago

Idk the Nikola report did lead to Trevor Milton leaving the company and he’s not even a billionaire any more. Probably a measly hundred millionaire.

PizzaNuggies

148 points

7 days ago

How big of a loser do you have to be to be arrested as a billionaire? Epic fucking loser.

subcow

59 points

7 days ago

subcow

59 points

7 days ago

If you are a billionaire, and your crimes were against poor people, nothing happens to you. If you ripped off other rich people, then you may possibly be used as a token example.

If Bernie Madoff only ripped off poor people his penalty would've just been a fine, and maybe some community service.

Awildgarebear

29 points

7 days ago

Haha stupid poor

xxpen15mightierxx

20 points

7 days ago

Dos comas.

stoneman9284

301 points

7 days ago

Yea, whoever is guilty will probably be shorting their own company before any of us can

mw13satx

63 points

7 days ago

mw13satx

63 points

7 days ago

this rtf here

TheCookie_Momster

7 points

7 days ago

There’s probably a lot of people shorting their own companies thinking it’s their fraud that will be exposed

gatsby365

16 points

7 days ago

gatsby365

16 points

7 days ago

Saw a video where a woman said she walked into a crowded restaurant and pulled out her cell phone and said “girl you’re not gonna believe it, your man is here with another girl” and five dudes got up and left.

avelak

60 points

7 days ago

avelak

60 points

7 days ago

My guess is that the folks at Hindenburg will be loaded up on puts and cash in no matter whether or not their research has any merit as well

LtMelon

10 points

7 days ago

LtMelon

10 points

7 days ago

Trevor Milton is going to jail

aaronmd

1.6k points

7 days ago

aaronmd

1.6k points

7 days ago

With a name like Hindenburg Research the expectations are high...

avelak

1.3k points

7 days ago*

avelak

1.3k points

7 days ago*

They always do this

They load up on puts and drop a hit piece on a company, a lot of the time it's lowkey a nothingburger but they still cash in because of the immediate stock reaction

And yes, sometimes they expose something legit... But this tweet means nothing other than "we want the market to respond strongly when we drop our report before anyone even reads it"

ProgrammaticallyHip

375 points

7 days ago

Their short report on Nikola was legendary. Clover pretty solid too. DraftKings, not so much.

FlyPenFly

405 points

7 days ago

FlyPenFly

405 points

7 days ago

Someone needs to expose them… and short them, UNO REVERSO

Dandan0005

397 points

7 days ago

Dandan0005

397 points

7 days ago

They’ve loaded up on puts of themselves, which is the largest fraud in corporate history, and once they expose it, they’ll all become rich.

MentalityofWar

114 points

7 days ago

Wow, fraudception. We really have the meta down to a science don't we.

IncomingAxofKindness

24 points

7 days ago

So you're saying buy the dip

psyentist15

36 points

7 days ago

Read the report(s). Despite OP's blanket statement, they've uncovered some pretty atrocious corporate ploys.

sofaraway10

39 points

7 days ago

Full of hydrogen and ready to party!

MauiJim

24 points

7 days ago

MauiJim

24 points

7 days ago

Oh the humanity!!!

theghostofcslewis

601 points

7 days ago

Tupperware?

gofyourselftoo

99 points

7 days ago

Mary Kay

bk15dcx

77 points

7 days ago

bk15dcx

77 points

7 days ago

Primerica

89141

31 points

7 days ago

89141

31 points

7 days ago

AVON

Ape55678

52 points

7 days ago

Ape55678

52 points

7 days ago

AmWay

Accurate-Captain6847

560 points

7 days ago

United health care

wefarrell

208 points

7 days ago

wefarrell

208 points

7 days ago

They've bought enough lawmakers to legalize all of their shady practices.

Slikboi99

85 points

7 days ago

Slikboi99

85 points

7 days ago

I actually worked for them in the past , I agree their model for Medicare advantage plans, really don’t add value to people and if the patient dies before the end of the year they get to keep all the money . Left as soon as I got a gov job

Happy_rich_mane

58 points

7 days ago

Medicare advantage plans are a large part of the insurance industry’s fraud and I think almost 45% of Medicare eligible people are enrolled. They are like triple dipping on the American tax payer at this point

ToasterBathSoak

127 points

7 days ago

This or the US Govt

hammer_416

363 points

7 days ago

hammer_416

363 points

7 days ago

Pltr. May as well bring my shares right to 0

jodaal13

114 points

7 days ago

jodaal13

114 points

7 days ago

Sad upvote.

Ok-ChildHooOd

20 points

7 days ago

Not big enough

sgfgzgog

12 points

7 days ago

sgfgzgog

12 points

7 days ago

They don’t have enough history

freakkydique

9 points

7 days ago

At least not enough to be considered the biggest fraud anyways..

lurrrkin

9 points

7 days ago

lurrrkin

9 points

7 days ago

<Laughs in wild-haired Karp>

MetaphoricalMouse

275 points

7 days ago

Is it the Krusty Krab?

QuentinP69

176 points

7 days ago

QuentinP69

176 points

7 days ago

No this is Patrick

Turdnugget0321

65 points

7 days ago

Adani Group

ZimaEnthusiast

40 points

7 days ago

Yup.

“Today we reveal the findings of our 2-year investigation, presenting evidence that the INR 17.8 trillion (U.S. $218 billion) Indian conglomerate Adani Group has engaged in a brazen stock manipulation and accounting fraud scheme over the course of decades.”

BadAtRocks

123 points

7 days ago

BadAtRocks

123 points

7 days ago

Cramer put his hex on Blackrock the other day so that's my guess.:12787:

willghammer

23 points

7 days ago

Booyah, Jim.

AilsaN

75 points

7 days ago

AilsaN

75 points

7 days ago

gvictor808

136 points

7 days ago

gvictor808

136 points

7 days ago

Tether stablecoin

Biffsbuttcheeks

89 points

7 days ago

Everyone knows Tether is fraudulent tho

OldDadLeg

28 points

7 days ago

OldDadLeg

28 points

7 days ago

And people seem to be okay with it 🤷‍♂️

mike_from_here

64 points

7 days ago

Trojan. They keep making the magnums bigger they don’t fit anymore. Nothing to do with my penis shrinking at all

Emotional_Routine963

283 points

7 days ago

FTX

Sweet_Scar487

92 points

7 days ago

The obvious choice, this is what I was going to suggest. Good luck! Not sure what the winner receives

drunkpilot2

48 points

7 days ago

Winner gets 100,000 DOGE

Sweet-Emu6376

16 points

7 days ago

Hey doge is a whole 8 cents. That's 8000. I'll gladly take that.

Execution_Version

19 points

7 days ago

These guys are short sellers. No point going after FTX.

ogfuzzball

170 points

7 days ago

ogfuzzball

170 points

7 days ago

When you have to hype a big announcement, it’s usually not that big.

smalredpanda

29 points

7 days ago

Black rock?

mm_ns

33 points

7 days ago

mm_ns

33 points

7 days ago

Dr pepper in fact failed out of med school

road_to_0_mmr

32 points

7 days ago

It's about Adani Group. Difficult to short for non-india residents.

AudienceEquivalent70

371 points

7 days ago

You guys just made Elon's butt pucker.

ElevenSleven

131 points

7 days ago

Pretty sure every fortune 500 CEO is clinching their butts seeing this tweet.

f0rf0r

61 points

7 days ago

f0rf0r

61 points

7 days ago

only the ones guilty of massive fraud

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

YOLOburritoKnife

23 points

7 days ago

NDAQ itself.

GenderDimorphism

44 points

7 days ago

Tether?